01 04 1316
The 24th Anal Found’er Balls Sat Feb 7, 6pm-12 midnight Alpine Village Klub Haus At the 110 fwy and Torrance Blvd
$55 until 1/11/09 $60 until 2/1/09 Hash Hotel: Holiday Inn Call 800-HOLIDAY to book your room reservation today!
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
January 11, 2009
A Golden (24k) Hash Just another one of those golden days in southern California. Like those days of the Rose Bowl game which are so nice that all those poor bastards from Pennsylvania move out here as soon as the ice melts. The other reason for the day being golden was that we were celebrating the 24th Analversary Run for the Long Beach Hash House Harriers (golden like 24 karat gold – get it?) By the way, SIGN UP FOR FOUND’ER BALLS!!! The run started at the Bayshore Park playground in Belmont Shores and as we arrived some of the eager hashers included Bendover, Satan, Rose, Tissue Tits and Whaleboner. Snatch of the Day and Necrofishiac came by bicycle and Nice Hair Fag had a break from daddyhood. Jesus Christ Super Scar was lubricating hashers with his free booze cart. Free Samples set up the 24k gold ballot box and began handing out ballots for 2008 LBH3 awards and board election. By the way, DON’T FORGET TO TURN IN OR MAIL YOUR BALLOT!!! This year many of the positions are contested so make your vote count. High Speed Copulator set up the haberdashery and began offering her wares. Did you see what a good time she was having? If you would like to share in the amusement, then tell Poor Aim and Take a #. We need another candidate for this position.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Jock announced that he had intended to have a pub crawl but the expense would be too much so it was to be an A to A’ standard hash run. But there were going to be 4 beer checks! So at precisely 10 a.m. (a Long Beach tradition), the hares were off. All five of them, Jock, Jock o lin (Jock’s daughter), Pack My Chute, Alouette and Wild Bill. Fifteen minutes later the pack departed with the direction of Fruit’s whistle. The trail ran through the playground, along the sand by Alamitos Bay to a check at Second Street and Bayshore Avenue. It was then up The Toledo and through alleys to a Champaign check hosted by Jockalin. A sign on a telephone pole had been modified to say “Please Touch Me In Alley.” We then weaved westward to a beer check upstairs at Murphy’s Pub, manned by Pack My Chute. We exited down the stairs and more westward to another beer check managed by Alouette. We then headed back toward Second Street and after a long false ended up to the last beer check at Yankee Doodles. Here Wild Bill was in charge, surrounded by a bevy of nubile barmaids and bar patrons and dozens of big screen TVs. Really tough duty! We headed out to Long Beach City Beach, along the sand and to the On-In at the parking lot south of Bay Shore. I wandered back to the start and found Morning Cocktail and She Bangs busily voting. I took my mug back to the end to hear Last Train to Cuntsville announce that he had GPSed 3.38 miles. Quite a civilized run. I took time to discuss politics and voting nuances with He’s So Sweet. His father was a precinct captain in Illinois. You candidates might pick up a few pointers from HSS. I took a drink back to Free Samples and found Morning Cocktail was still voting, wanting help selecting the Biggest Whiner. There are so many possibilities.
Down-Downs started and new boots Justin and Heather were introduced. We had some real visitors, from Spain and the Philippines, not just those humdrum ones from LA or Orange County. Pre-hash crimes went to Last Train and 4H. LT for buying Beaner Bare a “love van” toy for Christmas (Oh! Oh!) and 4H for having the Govenator suggest a beer tax to keep his state job intact. Beaver Bam Bam Balls and Low Beams were called up for having the misfortune of being Penn State fans. Jock announced that we had 135 people at the hash which was 100 more than the inaugural run 24 years ago. On-On was at Yankee Doodles where Dickoreator reminisced that he and his buddies had spent $750 there one night. We escaped with a considerably smaller tab. All in all another incredibility wonderful, memorable yet shitty hash. May we have 24 more. On-Out Cums in a Tube
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 1/4/2009 Run #: 1316 Hares: Jock, Wild Bill, Jock O Lyn, Alouette Place: Long Beach, Horney Corners, Bay Shore & Ocean Miles: 3.7 New Boots: Justin Morgan, Heather Mullen Returners: Jock o Lyn, Kow Paddy, Marv Albert, Tips Up Flaps Down, Steve Gievers Visitors: Ginger Ninja, Hanky Wanky-Madrid Spain; Tassel Whacker--Carlsbad New Names: Patches: Damian & Beaner Bear=69, Camel Tits & Tissue Tits=50, AT&T & S.O.S.A.=200 Hare Patches: Wild Bill=30 ON ON: Yankee Doodles on Ocean Run Notes: 25th Anniversary Run.To celebrate the beginning of our 25th year hashing the hares had 3 bar beer checks -- Shannons, Murphy's and Yankee Doodles. In between were two champagne / mimosa checks. On In on the beach next to the start. Attendance: 130 Hashit: Sir Lance for trying to look just like Sin D by imitating his mustache.
Date 1-25 2-01 2-08 2-15 2-22 3-01
Run# 1320 1321 1322 1323 1324 1325
Hares
Dickereator
Receding Hareline Comments
Sin D Bare & JC Superscar OPEN-sign up w/Poor Aim! Sin D Bare OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!
Super Bowl Sunday Out Going GM Run
City Santa Ana Torrance
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTOR Run #: 484 Date: 1/16/1994 (15 years ago) Location: Palos Verdes Hares: RODNEY QUEEN, PET SEMATARY, EARL SCHEIB Miles: 5.5
Attendance: 65
This run began at a familiar location – the school at Via Adarme and La Selva. (Hare PET SEMATARY was still named EAT SHIT AND DIE at this point. He would receive his new name a week later at Found’er Balls due to an incident on 1/2/94; he left his whippets in the car while he went to the on-on and came out to find both dogs in serious need of medical attention. Fortunately, both dogs survived, but that’s a tale for another hash history lesson someday.) The hares led us thru the usual PV terrain, horsetrails, a school near Los Arboles Park and all the way across Pacific Coast Highway. Trail continued through South High, and on towards Sea-Aire Park. We finally reached the on-in, where the hash took time to pause in memory of VAN DIVER, who had passed away while mountain biking on the previous weekend. GM’s MR RAT’S ASS and 3M presided over down-downs, which included the awarding of the hashit to WET FURRY THING for some unknown reason. Then we adjourned to the on-on at Redondo Brewing Company where the real action began. Yes, this was the scene of the fight between RODNEY QUEEN and the bitchy woman. (After 15 years, the recollection may be a little fuzzy, but it seemed to involved a table that was reserved for the Hash, the woman’s decision to ignore the reserved sign, subsequent comments made, some physical contact, the local gendarmes, and some questionable legal advice by PET SEMATARY.) Why can’t we all just get along (with those pesky South Bay civilians!)
Gossip, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Wednesday 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected] Mismanagement Committee 2008 Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril(562)427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander(562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Sunday, January 18 2009, 10 AM
Run#: 1319
Boyz' 89th Birthday!
Hares: BoyzRus Camel Tits and Morning Cocktail Cost: $5 TG: Location: Target parking lot-corner of Bloomfield and Del Amo in the beautiful city of Cerritos 605 fwy: exit Del Amo-go east. When you get to Bloomfield, look to your left and you will see a Target. Go to the back of the Target. LFH address: 20200 Bloomfield, Cerritos, Ca 90703
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
$55 until 1/11/09 $60 until 2/1/09 Hash Hotel: Holiday Inn Call 800-HOLIDAY to book your room reservation today!
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
January 11, 2009
A Golden (24k) Hash Just another one of those golden days in southern California. Like those days of the Rose Bowl game which are so nice that all those poor bastards from Pennsylvania move out here as soon as the ice melts. The other reason for the day being golden was that we were celebrating the 24th Analversary Run for the Long Beach Hash House Harriers (golden like 24 karat gold – get it?) By the way, SIGN UP FOR FOUND’ER BALLS!!! The run started at the Bayshore Park playground in Belmont Shores and as we arrived some of the eager hashers included Bendover, Satan, Rose, Tissue Tits and Whaleboner. Snatch of the Day and Necrofishiac came by bicycle and Nice Hair Fag had a break from daddyhood. Jesus Christ Super Scar was lubricating hashers with his free booze cart. Free Samples set up the 24k gold ballot box and began handing out ballots for 2008 LBH3 awards and board election. By the way, DON’T FORGET TO TURN IN OR MAIL YOUR BALLOT!!! This year many of the positions are contested so make your vote count. High Speed Copulator set up the haberdashery and began offering her wares. Did you see what a good time she was having? If you would like to share in the amusement, then tell Poor Aim and Take a #. We need another candidate for this position.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Jock announced that he had intended to have a pub crawl but the expense would be too much so it was to be an A to A’ standard hash run. But there were going to be 4 beer checks! So at precisely 10 a.m. (a Long Beach tradition), the hares were off. All five of them, Jock, Jock o lin (Jock’s daughter), Pack My Chute, Alouette and Wild Bill. Fifteen minutes later the pack departed with the direction of Fruit’s whistle. The trail ran through the playground, along the sand by Alamitos Bay to a check at Second Street and Bayshore Avenue. It was then up The Toledo and through alleys to a Champaign check hosted by Jockalin. A sign on a telephone pole had been modified to say “Please Touch Me In Alley.” We then weaved westward to a beer check upstairs at Murphy’s Pub, manned by Pack My Chute. We exited down the stairs and more westward to another beer check managed by Alouette. We then headed back toward Second Street and after a long false ended up to the last beer check at Yankee Doodles. Here Wild Bill was in charge, surrounded by a bevy of nubile barmaids and bar patrons and dozens of big screen TVs. Really tough duty! We headed out to Long Beach City Beach, along the sand and to the On-In at the parking lot south of Bay Shore. I wandered back to the start and found Morning Cocktail and She Bangs busily voting. I took my mug back to the end to hear Last Train to Cuntsville announce that he had GPSed 3.38 miles. Quite a civilized run. I took time to discuss politics and voting nuances with He’s So Sweet. His father was a precinct captain in Illinois. You candidates might pick up a few pointers from HSS. I took a drink back to Free Samples and found Morning Cocktail was still voting, wanting help selecting the Biggest Whiner. There are so many possibilities.
Down-Downs started and new boots Justin and Heather were introduced. We had some real visitors, from Spain and the Philippines, not just those humdrum ones from LA or Orange County. Pre-hash crimes went to Last Train and 4H. LT for buying Beaner Bare a “love van” toy for Christmas (Oh! Oh!) and 4H for having the Govenator suggest a beer tax to keep his state job intact. Beaver Bam Bam Balls and Low Beams were called up for having the misfortune of being Penn State fans. Jock announced that we had 135 people at the hash which was 100 more than the inaugural run 24 years ago. On-On was at Yankee Doodles where Dickoreator reminisced that he and his buddies had spent $750 there one night. We escaped with a considerably smaller tab. All in all another incredibility wonderful, memorable yet shitty hash. May we have 24 more. On-Out Cums in a Tube
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 1/4/2009 Run #: 1316 Hares: Jock, Wild Bill, Jock O Lyn, Alouette Place: Long Beach, Horney Corners, Bay Shore & Ocean Miles: 3.7 New Boots: Justin Morgan, Heather Mullen Returners: Jock o Lyn, Kow Paddy, Marv Albert, Tips Up Flaps Down, Steve Gievers Visitors: Ginger Ninja, Hanky Wanky-Madrid Spain; Tassel Whacker--Carlsbad New Names: Patches: Damian & Beaner Bear=69, Camel Tits & Tissue Tits=50, AT&T & S.O.S.A.=200 Hare Patches: Wild Bill=30 ON ON: Yankee Doodles on Ocean Run Notes: 25th Anniversary Run.To celebrate the beginning of our 25th year hashing the hares had 3 bar beer checks -- Shannons, Murphy's and Yankee Doodles. In between were two champagne / mimosa checks. On In on the beach next to the start. Attendance: 130 Hashit: Sir Lance for trying to look just like Sin D by imitating his mustache.
Date 1-25 2-01 2-08 2-15 2-22 3-01
Run# 1320 1321 1322 1323 1324 1325
Hares
Dickereator
Receding Hareline Comments
Sin D Bare & JC Superscar OPEN-sign up w/Poor Aim! Sin D Bare OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!
Super Bowl Sunday Out Going GM Run
City Santa Ana Torrance
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTOR Run #: 484 Date: 1/16/1994 (15 years ago) Location: Palos Verdes Hares: RODNEY QUEEN, PET SEMATARY, EARL SCHEIB Miles: 5.5
Attendance: 65
This run began at a familiar location – the school at Via Adarme and La Selva. (Hare PET SEMATARY was still named EAT SHIT AND DIE at this point. He would receive his new name a week later at Found’er Balls due to an incident on 1/2/94; he left his whippets in the car while he went to the on-on and came out to find both dogs in serious need of medical attention. Fortunately, both dogs survived, but that’s a tale for another hash history lesson someday.) The hares led us thru the usual PV terrain, horsetrails, a school near Los Arboles Park and all the way across Pacific Coast Highway. Trail continued through South High, and on towards Sea-Aire Park. We finally reached the on-in, where the hash took time to pause in memory of VAN DIVER, who had passed away while mountain biking on the previous weekend. GM’s MR RAT’S ASS and 3M presided over down-downs, which included the awarding of the hashit to WET FURRY THING for some unknown reason. Then we adjourned to the on-on at Redondo Brewing Company where the real action began. Yes, this was the scene of the fight between RODNEY QUEEN and the bitchy woman. (After 15 years, the recollection may be a little fuzzy, but it seemed to involved a table that was reserved for the Hash, the woman’s decision to ignore the reserved sign, subsequent comments made, some physical contact, the local gendarmes, and some questionable legal advice by PET SEMATARY.) Why can’t we all just get along (with those pesky South Bay civilians!)
Gossip, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Wednesday 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected] Mismanagement Committee 2008 Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril(562)427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander(562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Sunday, January 18 2009, 10 AM
Run#: 1319
Boyz' 89th Birthday!
Hares: BoyzRus Camel Tits and Morning Cocktail Cost: $5 TG: Location: Target parking lot-corner of Bloomfield and Del Amo in the beautiful city of Cerritos 605 fwy: exit Del Amo-go east. When you get to Bloomfield, look to your left and you will see a Target. Go to the back of the Target. LFH address: 20200 Bloomfield, Cerritos, Ca 90703
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
