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March 9, 2008
CRASH & BURN's RUNNING PERSPECTIVES FROM THE REAR There was beautiful weather. We don't get this kind of weather in Michigan until late May. Right now it is cold there with snow on the ground. We began this sojourn in El Dorado Park going along flat terrain for us walkers. I imagine it was a little tougher for the runners. Walking along the reservoir I spotted a bridge going over the reservoir. I think the beer check was under the bridge but our group walked up to the road. Thank you to the people I was walking with for helping me to get up to the road as I had to scale a fence and climb over it. The second bridge was much easier as all I had to do was get up to the railing and vault over it. From there we traversed down the road into a subdivision. After going a few blocks we ended up at one of the hare's house where we enjoyed a little bit of steak, hot dogs, salads, other finger food, and of course, beer. Ceremonies were done where people had to drink for the usual crap. This is pretty good as the hash cash was a nice, cheap $4. Back home we usually go to a bar and have burgers and beer and hash cash is $15. Point your browser to http://a2h3.org/ for Ann Arbor's 1000th hash which is March 29. If you're interested and have the money to fly across the country for one hash, DO IT!
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
# 156 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 156
Date: 1/24/1988 (20 years ago)
Place: Long Beach Hares: FRUIT OF THE LOOM & RUDE CRUDE Miles: 4.5
Attendance: 92
1/24/1988 was the morning after LBH3 ’s 3rd Annual Found’er Balls. We had not yet initiated the tradition of requiring the outgoing GM’s to hare on this day, so FOTL and RUDE CRUDE were ready to lead us on a tour of the vicinity of Cal State Long Beach. We had survived the previous evening’s award presentations (including FOTL for “Worst Dressed Hasher” – see photo), the re-election of GM’s ASYNC and ALOUETTE, and much dining, dancing and debauchery at The Galley Restaurant. When they closed at midnight, many revelers moved the party around the corner to the Thirsty Isle, where it continued until they threw us out at 2 AM. But back to the Sunday morning hash - at approximately 10:15 AM, the hares led us on a well- marked trail leading north for a mile along the channel. We turned east, we turned south, we ran through some neighborhoods and finally reached a beer check at Edison Park. We then headed due south about 2 miles on an access road until it curved around the oilfields at Westminster and Studebaker and ended up in Gum Grove Park in Seal Beach. Our new brewmeister SHINER BOCK received the Hashit for not knowing how to tap the keg. The on-on was at Joe Jost’s.
#708 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 708 Date: 3/8/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: LITTLE WHOPPER (virgin solo hare) Miles: 5 Attendance: 45 While many hashers were away at Rehab with Betty Ford, 45 of the faithful gathered at Broadway Park in Whittier. The sky was blue and the temperature was warm – perfect hashing weather. 6-9 SPLIT took names at check-in but did not collect money as the Bored had declared this to be a free hash – in honor of SCOOTER being in Palm Springs. EZ showed up wearing new shoes and hoped that we wouldn’t notice. Soon the pack was off in pursuit of solo hare WHOPPER, and we ran and ran and ran all the way to the softball fields at Whittier College before we came to the first check. Trail continued uphill into some pretty good shiggy, past an unmanned beer check in the middle of nowhere and out on to a street. We turned right on another street and found “Hare Snare” by PIG IRON and PMS near a school. Shortly thereafter, there was another Hare Snare by visitor WANKER who was lost and stumbled into the hare running towards him. After more hills and streets, we arrived at Founder’s Memorial Park for the on- in. Just Debbie came in DFL and was rewarded with the hash name CORN HOLE HUSSIE (something to do with bicycling in Iowa). POKEY received the Hashit for remembering to bring beer and a glass-encased black dildo – but forgetting to bring the Hashit. The on-on was at a Mexican restaurant, and several hashers adjourned to PMS’s jacuzzi for an on-and-on-and-on after that!
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 3/2/2008 Run #: 1266 Hares: Nice Hair Fag & Pillsbury Blow Boy Place: El Dorado Park, Long Beach Miles: 3.0 New Boots: I think there was one… Returners: hmmm…don’t remember Visitors: someone from Michigan, I think… New Names: none Patches: none Hare Patches: none ON ON: Special Head’s backyard Run Notes: short and sometimes slippery with lots of sunshine; BBQ tri-tip and hot dogs made a great on-in and On On.. Attendance: 30 or so Hashit: Hmmm…I think it was Sin D Bare, but I don’t know for sure …
Date 3-23 3-30 4-3 4-10 4-17 4-24
Run# 1269 1270 1271 1272 1273 1274
Receding Hareline Hares Comments Screw Cap 80th Birthday Run OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! FIRST THURSDAY RUN OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! Nice Hair Fag & Double Entry Grand Prix Run Sin-D-Bare
_________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore 1900 E. 53rd St. LB CA 90805________
City TBA
Long Beach TBA
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
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Sunday, March 16 2008, 10:00 PM
Run: 1267 Hares: O’Dickoreater, McBlojack and (Seamus) V.F.W. Location: Fullerton Thomas Guide: 738 H6 Cost: $4.00 From the 91 Freeway, exit Harbor Blvd., go north. Make a left turn on Berkeley, Fullerton Courthouse is on your left hand side, use 1st driveway and LFH Get your shilelagh out to the rolling green hills of Fullerton for this run. A little shiggy, a little water(Bring extra shoes), a little tunnel, a lot of beer.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
March 9, 2008
CRASH & BURN's RUNNING PERSPECTIVES FROM THE REAR There was beautiful weather. We don't get this kind of weather in Michigan until late May. Right now it is cold there with snow on the ground. We began this sojourn in El Dorado Park going along flat terrain for us walkers. I imagine it was a little tougher for the runners. Walking along the reservoir I spotted a bridge going over the reservoir. I think the beer check was under the bridge but our group walked up to the road. Thank you to the people I was walking with for helping me to get up to the road as I had to scale a fence and climb over it. The second bridge was much easier as all I had to do was get up to the railing and vault over it. From there we traversed down the road into a subdivision. After going a few blocks we ended up at one of the hare's house where we enjoyed a little bit of steak, hot dogs, salads, other finger food, and of course, beer. Ceremonies were done where people had to drink for the usual crap. This is pretty good as the hash cash was a nice, cheap $4. Back home we usually go to a bar and have burgers and beer and hash cash is $15. Point your browser to http://a2h3.org/ for Ann Arbor's 1000th hash which is March 29. If you're interested and have the money to fly across the country for one hash, DO IT!
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
# 156 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 156
Date: 1/24/1988 (20 years ago)
Place: Long Beach Hares: FRUIT OF THE LOOM & RUDE CRUDE Miles: 4.5
Attendance: 92
1/24/1988 was the morning after LBH3 ’s 3rd Annual Found’er Balls. We had not yet initiated the tradition of requiring the outgoing GM’s to hare on this day, so FOTL and RUDE CRUDE were ready to lead us on a tour of the vicinity of Cal State Long Beach. We had survived the previous evening’s award presentations (including FOTL for “Worst Dressed Hasher” – see photo), the re-election of GM’s ASYNC and ALOUETTE, and much dining, dancing and debauchery at The Galley Restaurant. When they closed at midnight, many revelers moved the party around the corner to the Thirsty Isle, where it continued until they threw us out at 2 AM. But back to the Sunday morning hash - at approximately 10:15 AM, the hares led us on a well- marked trail leading north for a mile along the channel. We turned east, we turned south, we ran through some neighborhoods and finally reached a beer check at Edison Park. We then headed due south about 2 miles on an access road until it curved around the oilfields at Westminster and Studebaker and ended up in Gum Grove Park in Seal Beach. Our new brewmeister SHINER BOCK received the Hashit for not knowing how to tap the keg. The on-on was at Joe Jost’s.
#708 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 708 Date: 3/8/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: LITTLE WHOPPER (virgin solo hare) Miles: 5 Attendance: 45 While many hashers were away at Rehab with Betty Ford, 45 of the faithful gathered at Broadway Park in Whittier. The sky was blue and the temperature was warm – perfect hashing weather. 6-9 SPLIT took names at check-in but did not collect money as the Bored had declared this to be a free hash – in honor of SCOOTER being in Palm Springs. EZ showed up wearing new shoes and hoped that we wouldn’t notice. Soon the pack was off in pursuit of solo hare WHOPPER, and we ran and ran and ran all the way to the softball fields at Whittier College before we came to the first check. Trail continued uphill into some pretty good shiggy, past an unmanned beer check in the middle of nowhere and out on to a street. We turned right on another street and found “Hare Snare” by PIG IRON and PMS near a school. Shortly thereafter, there was another Hare Snare by visitor WANKER who was lost and stumbled into the hare running towards him. After more hills and streets, we arrived at Founder’s Memorial Park for the on- in. Just Debbie came in DFL and was rewarded with the hash name CORN HOLE HUSSIE (something to do with bicycling in Iowa). POKEY received the Hashit for remembering to bring beer and a glass-encased black dildo – but forgetting to bring the Hashit. The on-on was at a Mexican restaurant, and several hashers adjourned to PMS’s jacuzzi for an on-and-on-and-on after that!
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 3/2/2008 Run #: 1266 Hares: Nice Hair Fag & Pillsbury Blow Boy Place: El Dorado Park, Long Beach Miles: 3.0 New Boots: I think there was one… Returners: hmmm…don’t remember Visitors: someone from Michigan, I think… New Names: none Patches: none Hare Patches: none ON ON: Special Head’s backyard Run Notes: short and sometimes slippery with lots of sunshine; BBQ tri-tip and hot dogs made a great on-in and On On.. Attendance: 30 or so Hashit: Hmmm…I think it was Sin D Bare, but I don’t know for sure …
Date 3-23 3-30 4-3 4-10 4-17 4-24
Run# 1269 1270 1271 1272 1273 1274
Receding Hareline Hares Comments Screw Cap 80th Birthday Run OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! FIRST THURSDAY RUN OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! Nice Hair Fag & Double Entry Grand Prix Run Sin-D-Bare
_________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore 1900 E. 53rd St. LB CA 90805________
City TBA
Long Beach TBA
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
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Sunday, March 16 2008, 10:00 PM
Run: 1267 Hares: O’Dickoreater, McBlojack and (Seamus) V.F.W. Location: Fullerton Thomas Guide: 738 H6 Cost: $4.00 From the 91 Freeway, exit Harbor Blvd., go north. Make a left turn on Berkeley, Fullerton Courthouse is on your left hand side, use 1st driveway and LFH Get your shilelagh out to the rolling green hills of Fullerton for this run. A little shiggy, a little water(Bring extra shoes), a little tunnel, a lot of beer.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
