04 21 1445
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
April 28, 2011
The Four Twenty Plus One Run The day starts off by getting a call from the hares seems they used up all their flour making brownies on 4/20 and needed some to lay their trail. I arrive early and deliver the goods to the hares and notice one hare seems to be injured. Mounds managed to somehow throw her shoulder out while sailing in the Caribbean. How is this hare going to carry her flour bag on this trail well more to come on this later. 2 Young 2 Do lets me know her co hares Obi Juan E Coli and Mounds of Joy are ready to go. The announcement of 3 beerchecks for the eagles and one of the checks has brownies no not those kind just regular brownies. We only had a few new boots that Anastasia (now and forever known as VF double D’s) brought with her from Vegas. I start making the countdown letting the pack know it’s off in 10 minutes and then a few seconds later old father time lets everyone knows it’s the real ten minutes I guess my watch is a fake. I get accosted by Alouette asking if I am really letting Always Juicy hare next week’s trail. Why wouldn’t I let juicy hare she has done nearly half of every trail she’s started and has no haring experience she can’t be any worse than Achey Breaky Fart. The countdown continues and old father time is still running late I guess this happens when you get up there in age. I make a last call for chalk and then let the pack know it’s off and running guess who’s still waiting for the last few seconds to tick off his sun dial.
Hash Website:www.lbh3.org
The pack heads off across the park into the neighborhood after a few checks we end up back in the park just south of our starting location. Looks like we were headed straight for the LBCC and we use the pedestrian bridge to cross Carson. As we went thru the college Iggy brags about how many hares he has snared. Howdy lets him knows that the hares on campus don’t count. The pack continues its assault on the asphalt streets of LB to Pan American park where Obi is there with the first beercheck. Mounds tried to hide her bike she had used to lay the first part of trail she must have thought this was BOHICA but leaving it chained to the beercheck was a little obvious. So I grab a cold one and enjoy it while Iggy states he has to hurry and finish before Howdy arrives. That racist bastard didn’t even finish half his beer we would give him a down down for this but he always leaves early. Wynonna Juggs has him trained well. The hares have also provided green Jell-O shots but in limited quantity. I heard SID had most of them looks like Hozer probably got lucky that night. At the Beercheck trail splits for the eagles and turkeys.
The eagles take off alongside the drainage and weave thru the neighborhood until we reach another park only to find that this same hare has managed to get another beer check stolen. Some hares never learn. The turkeys went on a tour of churches thru the neighborhood. Who knew Weed Whacker was a mystery hare. He keeps using the hash calendar to recruit for his bible study group doesn’t he realize he’s barking up the wrong tree. He should try to be more like Ben Franklin who said “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to hash.” or something like that. The pack finally arrives at beer check # 2 since the eagle beercheck somehow magically disappeared. The eagles gladly hanged at this check and enjoyed the brownies 2 young made for everyone. After my third beer it was about time to head on back in so enjoyed the rest of trail with a Titt Mitt and MIA who didn’t arrive until after 7 since she confused our start time with the El Lay Hash. Finally arrived back at the start got a beer had a few munchies and watched VFW do a great fill in job for Chinball. I think he should start campaigning now VFW for GM. All in All another shitty hash. .
On On, Victoria’s Secretion
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run Date: 4/21/2011 Run #: 1445 Hares: Mounds of Joy, Obi Juan E Coli, 2 Yung 2 Do Place: LB, Heartwell Pk Miles: 6.25 Attendance: 87 New Boots: Dan Baumgastne, Chase Bonnot, Garrett Maues, Vanessa Collins, Mike Rose, Imajane Henry Returners: Suckit Wench, Twat Weiler, Pity Phuque, MIA, Moan N' Fucker, Hard in the Saddle, Just Anastasia New Names: Just Anastasia - VF Double D's Patches: Got Dibs 25, Hozer 569 Hare Patches: 2 Yung 2 Do=5 ON ON: Cirivellos Pizza Run Notes: Flat, through streets and CSLB, 3 beer checks but one was stolen from the trash can. Hashit: 2 Young 2 Do for only making 25 jello shots and blaming Obi for giving too many away!, but shhh, Mounds actually made the jello shots, lol.
Date 5-12 5-19 5-26 6-02 6-09 6-16
Run # 1448 1449 1450 1451 1452 1453
» Hares Whole Blow Out Victoria's Secretion Horney Toad & Yull Jack Off OPEN-See Victoria to Hare! 9-9 Split Kowpaddy Kowboy
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 1162 Date: 4/27/2006 (5 years ago) Place: Seal Beach Miles: 6 Attendance: 95 Hares: BACK DOOR WHORE, BEEFEATER, TWEEDLE ME, WET CLAM The theme of this run was “Two School Girls and Their MILFs.” We were instructed to park near the Seal Beach Blvd. exit of the 405 Freeway on Old Ranch Parkway. When we arrived we found 5 parking spaces for 95 cars, so someone made the decision to move the start to a larger lot across the street. WET CLAM and BEEFEATER were dressed as naughty schoolgirls. BACK DOOR WHORE was dressed as a MILF in fishnet stockings and TWEEDLE appeared as herself – a harried new mom! BACK DOOR WHORE had enlisted her baby Justin, aka BETTER HUNG THAN BUG, to scribe (with help from dad FAGGEDY ANDY), so the trail was viewed from a stroller-high perspective. Trail led to shiggy along side the 405 Freeway. After many boring straightaways, we arrived at beer check #1, hostessed by BEANER BEAR and TWEEDLE. Trail continued on to some semi-interesting shiggy behind College Park and then on a two-mile death march up the riverbed. The scribe(s) commented, “ at this point we would have all liked to slap the School Girls with rulers, or perhaps something larger – like a 2 X 4.” BEEFEATER offered us Sierra Nevada and champagne at the second beer check, but SUPERSCAR complained that it wasn’t Pabst. Trail then led into a brief, shallow tunnel where a rope came into play. Finally after what seemed like all night, we ended behind a Rite Aid further north on Seal Beach Blvd. Down-downs were shortened by a wannabe cop who sniffed out our beer and called the real SBPD for backup. At least we had time to honor our new boots including Sam (now MASSIVE TWO TITS), give a 50 run patch to NIGHT DEPOSIT and award the hashit to LAST TRAIN for leaving a picture of himself in his high school band uniform where others could see it. We retreated to Mr. B.’s, but someone had the last laugh on WET CLAM. He or she wrote CLAM’s cell phone number in chalk on the ground behind Rite Aid, and hours later CLAM got a call from the SBPD wanting to know if she had anything to do with the event. ALSO IN APRIL 2006 – Run # 1160 on 4/13 – New boots included Liz, now known as HOT PANTS.
Receding Hareline
Comments Whole Blow Outta Here!
6-9's 6/9 Run
Location TBA TBA PV Penninsula TBA TBA
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to:[email protected]
Mismanagement Committee 2011 Grandmasters: “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “6-9 Split” (562)858-6511 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 “Morning Cocktail” (562)338-5826 [email protected] On Disk: “Mounds of Joy” (714)292-1035 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeister: “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Victoria's Secretions” (562)381-5592 Haberdashery: “J.A.K.O.B.” (562)688-7572 “Kind of a Whore” (424)235-KOAW Hash Flash: “Whole Blow Out ” (714)386-WHBO “Ballsagna” (314)420-2654 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, May 5, 2011, 6:30 PM
Tit Mitt's Cinco de Mayo Birthday
Run 1447 Hares Victoria Secretions, Tit Mitt, and Mounds of Joy Location Victoria Park, Carson Thomas Guide is drinking margaritas!
Cost $5
Take the 405 North and exit Main St. Go North on Main and turn right on E. 192nd St. Victoria Park is on the right. Everyone thinks that Cinco de Mayo commemorates the day that the Mexican army triumphed over the French army at the battle of Puebla in 1862, but it's really Tit Mitt's Birthday!!!! Come dressed as your favorite mexican and run for the border!
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
April 28, 2011
The Four Twenty Plus One Run The day starts off by getting a call from the hares seems they used up all their flour making brownies on 4/20 and needed some to lay their trail. I arrive early and deliver the goods to the hares and notice one hare seems to be injured. Mounds managed to somehow throw her shoulder out while sailing in the Caribbean. How is this hare going to carry her flour bag on this trail well more to come on this later. 2 Young 2 Do lets me know her co hares Obi Juan E Coli and Mounds of Joy are ready to go. The announcement of 3 beerchecks for the eagles and one of the checks has brownies no not those kind just regular brownies. We only had a few new boots that Anastasia (now and forever known as VF double D’s) brought with her from Vegas. I start making the countdown letting the pack know it’s off in 10 minutes and then a few seconds later old father time lets everyone knows it’s the real ten minutes I guess my watch is a fake. I get accosted by Alouette asking if I am really letting Always Juicy hare next week’s trail. Why wouldn’t I let juicy hare she has done nearly half of every trail she’s started and has no haring experience she can’t be any worse than Achey Breaky Fart. The countdown continues and old father time is still running late I guess this happens when you get up there in age. I make a last call for chalk and then let the pack know it’s off and running guess who’s still waiting for the last few seconds to tick off his sun dial.
Hash Website:www.lbh3.org
The pack heads off across the park into the neighborhood after a few checks we end up back in the park just south of our starting location. Looks like we were headed straight for the LBCC and we use the pedestrian bridge to cross Carson. As we went thru the college Iggy brags about how many hares he has snared. Howdy lets him knows that the hares on campus don’t count. The pack continues its assault on the asphalt streets of LB to Pan American park where Obi is there with the first beercheck. Mounds tried to hide her bike she had used to lay the first part of trail she must have thought this was BOHICA but leaving it chained to the beercheck was a little obvious. So I grab a cold one and enjoy it while Iggy states he has to hurry and finish before Howdy arrives. That racist bastard didn’t even finish half his beer we would give him a down down for this but he always leaves early. Wynonna Juggs has him trained well. The hares have also provided green Jell-O shots but in limited quantity. I heard SID had most of them looks like Hozer probably got lucky that night. At the Beercheck trail splits for the eagles and turkeys.
The eagles take off alongside the drainage and weave thru the neighborhood until we reach another park only to find that this same hare has managed to get another beer check stolen. Some hares never learn. The turkeys went on a tour of churches thru the neighborhood. Who knew Weed Whacker was a mystery hare. He keeps using the hash calendar to recruit for his bible study group doesn’t he realize he’s barking up the wrong tree. He should try to be more like Ben Franklin who said “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to hash.” or something like that. The pack finally arrives at beer check # 2 since the eagle beercheck somehow magically disappeared. The eagles gladly hanged at this check and enjoyed the brownies 2 young made for everyone. After my third beer it was about time to head on back in so enjoyed the rest of trail with a Titt Mitt and MIA who didn’t arrive until after 7 since she confused our start time with the El Lay Hash. Finally arrived back at the start got a beer had a few munchies and watched VFW do a great fill in job for Chinball. I think he should start campaigning now VFW for GM. All in All another shitty hash. .
On On, Victoria’s Secretion
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run Date: 4/21/2011 Run #: 1445 Hares: Mounds of Joy, Obi Juan E Coli, 2 Yung 2 Do Place: LB, Heartwell Pk Miles: 6.25 Attendance: 87 New Boots: Dan Baumgastne, Chase Bonnot, Garrett Maues, Vanessa Collins, Mike Rose, Imajane Henry Returners: Suckit Wench, Twat Weiler, Pity Phuque, MIA, Moan N' Fucker, Hard in the Saddle, Just Anastasia New Names: Just Anastasia - VF Double D's Patches: Got Dibs 25, Hozer 569 Hare Patches: 2 Yung 2 Do=5 ON ON: Cirivellos Pizza Run Notes: Flat, through streets and CSLB, 3 beer checks but one was stolen from the trash can. Hashit: 2 Young 2 Do for only making 25 jello shots and blaming Obi for giving too many away!, but shhh, Mounds actually made the jello shots, lol.
Date 5-12 5-19 5-26 6-02 6-09 6-16
Run # 1448 1449 1450 1451 1452 1453
» Hares Whole Blow Out Victoria's Secretion Horney Toad & Yull Jack Off OPEN-See Victoria to Hare! 9-9 Split Kowpaddy Kowboy
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 1162 Date: 4/27/2006 (5 years ago) Place: Seal Beach Miles: 6 Attendance: 95 Hares: BACK DOOR WHORE, BEEFEATER, TWEEDLE ME, WET CLAM The theme of this run was “Two School Girls and Their MILFs.” We were instructed to park near the Seal Beach Blvd. exit of the 405 Freeway on Old Ranch Parkway. When we arrived we found 5 parking spaces for 95 cars, so someone made the decision to move the start to a larger lot across the street. WET CLAM and BEEFEATER were dressed as naughty schoolgirls. BACK DOOR WHORE was dressed as a MILF in fishnet stockings and TWEEDLE appeared as herself – a harried new mom! BACK DOOR WHORE had enlisted her baby Justin, aka BETTER HUNG THAN BUG, to scribe (with help from dad FAGGEDY ANDY), so the trail was viewed from a stroller-high perspective. Trail led to shiggy along side the 405 Freeway. After many boring straightaways, we arrived at beer check #1, hostessed by BEANER BEAR and TWEEDLE. Trail continued on to some semi-interesting shiggy behind College Park and then on a two-mile death march up the riverbed. The scribe(s) commented, “ at this point we would have all liked to slap the School Girls with rulers, or perhaps something larger – like a 2 X 4.” BEEFEATER offered us Sierra Nevada and champagne at the second beer check, but SUPERSCAR complained that it wasn’t Pabst. Trail then led into a brief, shallow tunnel where a rope came into play. Finally after what seemed like all night, we ended behind a Rite Aid further north on Seal Beach Blvd. Down-downs were shortened by a wannabe cop who sniffed out our beer and called the real SBPD for backup. At least we had time to honor our new boots including Sam (now MASSIVE TWO TITS), give a 50 run patch to NIGHT DEPOSIT and award the hashit to LAST TRAIN for leaving a picture of himself in his high school band uniform where others could see it. We retreated to Mr. B.’s, but someone had the last laugh on WET CLAM. He or she wrote CLAM’s cell phone number in chalk on the ground behind Rite Aid, and hours later CLAM got a call from the SBPD wanting to know if she had anything to do with the event. ALSO IN APRIL 2006 – Run # 1160 on 4/13 – New boots included Liz, now known as HOT PANTS.
Receding Hareline
Comments Whole Blow Outta Here!
6-9's 6/9 Run
Location TBA TBA PV Penninsula TBA TBA
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to:[email protected]
Mismanagement Committee 2011 Grandmasters: “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “6-9 Split” (562)858-6511 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 “Morning Cocktail” (562)338-5826 [email protected] On Disk: “Mounds of Joy” (714)292-1035 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeister: “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Victoria's Secretions” (562)381-5592 Haberdashery: “J.A.K.O.B.” (562)688-7572 “Kind of a Whore” (424)235-KOAW Hash Flash: “Whole Blow Out ” (714)386-WHBO “Ballsagna” (314)420-2654 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, May 5, 2011, 6:30 PM
Tit Mitt's Cinco de Mayo Birthday
Run 1447 Hares Victoria Secretions, Tit Mitt, and Mounds of Joy Location Victoria Park, Carson Thomas Guide is drinking margaritas!
Cost $5
Take the 405 North and exit Main St. Go North on Main and turn right on E. 192nd St. Victoria Park is on the right. Everyone thinks that Cinco de Mayo commemorates the day that the Mexican army triumphed over the French army at the battle of Puebla in 1862, but it's really Tit Mitt's Birthday!!!! Come dressed as your favorite mexican and run for the border!
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
