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May 17, 2007
LBH3 Run #1222 Signal Hill: Town Motto “At Least You Don’t Have to Drive all the Way Down Gaffey” Cumming from the South, I was quite pleased. Traffic was unusually light and the Signal Hill start location meant that we made it there with time in hand to share lies and half-truths with fellow hashers. Indeed, we were so early that when the hares, Pig Iron & OFF, asked “Anybody wanna scribe this thing?” there was barely a sound as the few hashers present suddenly found a need to return to their cars. And then the silence was broken by the dulcet tones of Geezer Teaser: “Pinky’ll do it” Blind-sided, dammit! Luckily, just then, Last Train arrived in the blue, early model, Mother’s van we all love so much and copious pre-run lubrication was applied.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org The first half of trail was pretty much a leisurely, slightly down hill affair, except if you were: A) Passing Wind – who was accosted by the local kids with “Run Forrest, Run” _or_ B) Whale Boner – who designed for himself a radical new surgical procedure involving the front of his shin and some rusted barbed wire. So much for the brain trust. Meanwhile, nearer the front of the pack, the rest of the FRB’s were complaining that Dancing Queen never helps to break checks, he just stands around, takes a rest and then catches up when the others work it out. I had no idea he was this smart.
The pack assembled, and assembled, and assembled. Where the frock did all these people cum from? Even 7 new boots, a visitor and 3 or 4 returners didn’t seem to explain the crowd. Oh well, four bucks each, right?
The “Check of the night” award goes to the first beer-check. This held the pack for fully 10 minutes before it was solved. Stumblina checked so far in the wrong direction that he was tempted to stop at the beer check a second time as he passed though on his was to catch up. I am dismayed to report that he did not. (So this is how it’s going to be, eh, Beef?)
At the appointed hour, the hares left us with the usual “short, flat, stroller friendly” BS that we get every week, and with the precision that only an authentic Swiss timepiece can bring, the pack was off 15 minutes later. (give or take a nano-second).
Over heard on trail: Cum Nail Me- passed the “meeting the Father of the Bride” test. Stepmom called him a "real prince". Major Tongue doesn't care two hoots what her sister's opinion is she's going to marry him anyway.
Time Out: I’d better mention Always Juicy else I’ll never hear the end of it. Apparently her husband is terrifickly proud of her breasts displayed on the WWW.
Having been tipped off that the first part of trail was mainly downhill, you only need to know that it was A-to-A to figure out how much we enjoyed the second part. I will spare you the details of the death march back up the hill, and cut to the scene back at the start, where our plucky hares have returned to discover that the latch of the bag-truck lid has apparently snagged on one of its contents. They pushed, pulled and poked at it. They even tried driving off and then braking violently, thinking they might throw the contents forward. Nothing worked until Broomhilda gave it a good talking to, at which point it meekly creaked open. Moral of this bit – Don’t flock with Broom’s bag. For the most part, those of us smart enough to take the Turkey (ta-da, thank you very much!) made it in in about an hour and 15 minutes, and within another half-hour we were joined by those over achieving Eagles. Feasting and merriment ensued. Hi-Speed recruited Erection Overruled to be our (beer) bitch for the evening, and what a fine job he almost did. On the plus side as long as he shows up, there’s a chance that Chlamydia might make an appearance so it’s all good. Down-Down’s were dominated by the Visiting, Returning, Birthday Partying Cum Union. I sure hope somebody got something out of all that beer. We toasted our hares. We pried Poor Aim and Hot Pants apart long enough to give them FRBeers, then they flew back together like little magnets. We recognized visitor Dirty Harry from Monterey, and our returners and new boots too many to mention.
Hash shit nominations were dominated by the subject of breasts (even those in the nearby Fantasy Castle, which we did not get to see) Baby Crack Whore – you know, the one that wouldn’t hide a patch for us a while ago, but now shows up in nurses garb, the better to facilitate the manhandling, her - deserves everything she gets for failing to bring back her, um, ‘enthusiastic’ new boot Amanda (hi! Amanda, missing you, mean it) from the previous week. And then we were witness to the SirLance-a-Nut amateur dramatic troope performing “to Hit and Fly in L.A.” based loosely on the events of the prior Monday’s LA hash. Those heathens! (the LA hash I mean, not the troope) And then the Hash went in peace…(the LB Hash, I mean, not the LA one, apparently) Pinky
Date Run# 5/24 1224 5-31 1225
Receding Hareline
Hares Fish Lips & Tealy Dan Nightmare B4 Xmas run Jock Junk Yard Run OPEN-sign up with Sin D Bare! Iggy, Victoria’s Secretions, Fish Lips Sin D Bare
City Long Beach Wilmington
6-7 1226 6-14 1227 Seal Beach 6-21 1228 Palos Verdes 6-28 1229 San Pedro 7-5 1230 OPEN-sign up with Sin D Bare! 7-12 1231 Poor Aim ______________________________________________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY, 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave Long Beach, CA 90808 ______________________________________
Weakly Snooze stats 5/10/2007 Run #: 1222 Date: 5/10/2007 Hares: Pig Iron & OFF Place: Signal Hill S/W Corner Cherry & Willow Miles: 5 Attendance: 103 New Boots: Richard Mavis, Patty Mckimmy , Toni Mikrut, Lani Merlina, Daniel Rosenbaum, Allison Stokka Returners: Pile Driver, Cum Union, Yesenia Cardenas, Tits Ahoy, Blowing Nemo Visitors: Dirty Hairy--Monterey, Lord Farquar-- Singapore, Wax My Ass--Escondido Hash Shit: Baby Crack Whore for not wanting to corrupt a co-workers daughter by bringing her to the Hash. ON ON: Choices--Fantasy Castle--cover charge, Curleys--kitchen closed in 10 min,, Or Joe Jost Run Notes: Fun Run, streets, Alleys, 2 beer checks, Eagles went over Signal Hill.
Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, May Psycho Bonkers Run 1224 Hares Location TG Cost
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
24 2007, 6:30 PM Fish Lips & Tealy Dan Queen Wharf Restaurant 555 Pico Avenue., Long Beach, CA 795 B7 $4.00
‘Summer of Love’ …are you?
Saturday August 12 $25.00 till June 15 Grab a flyer and Register today!
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
May 17, 2007
LBH3 Run #1222 Signal Hill: Town Motto “At Least You Don’t Have to Drive all the Way Down Gaffey” Cumming from the South, I was quite pleased. Traffic was unusually light and the Signal Hill start location meant that we made it there with time in hand to share lies and half-truths with fellow hashers. Indeed, we were so early that when the hares, Pig Iron & OFF, asked “Anybody wanna scribe this thing?” there was barely a sound as the few hashers present suddenly found a need to return to their cars. And then the silence was broken by the dulcet tones of Geezer Teaser: “Pinky’ll do it” Blind-sided, dammit! Luckily, just then, Last Train arrived in the blue, early model, Mother’s van we all love so much and copious pre-run lubrication was applied.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org The first half of trail was pretty much a leisurely, slightly down hill affair, except if you were: A) Passing Wind – who was accosted by the local kids with “Run Forrest, Run” _or_ B) Whale Boner – who designed for himself a radical new surgical procedure involving the front of his shin and some rusted barbed wire. So much for the brain trust. Meanwhile, nearer the front of the pack, the rest of the FRB’s were complaining that Dancing Queen never helps to break checks, he just stands around, takes a rest and then catches up when the others work it out. I had no idea he was this smart.
The pack assembled, and assembled, and assembled. Where the frock did all these people cum from? Even 7 new boots, a visitor and 3 or 4 returners didn’t seem to explain the crowd. Oh well, four bucks each, right?
The “Check of the night” award goes to the first beer-check. This held the pack for fully 10 minutes before it was solved. Stumblina checked so far in the wrong direction that he was tempted to stop at the beer check a second time as he passed though on his was to catch up. I am dismayed to report that he did not. (So this is how it’s going to be, eh, Beef?)
At the appointed hour, the hares left us with the usual “short, flat, stroller friendly” BS that we get every week, and with the precision that only an authentic Swiss timepiece can bring, the pack was off 15 minutes later. (give or take a nano-second).
Over heard on trail: Cum Nail Me- passed the “meeting the Father of the Bride” test. Stepmom called him a "real prince". Major Tongue doesn't care two hoots what her sister's opinion is she's going to marry him anyway.
Time Out: I’d better mention Always Juicy else I’ll never hear the end of it. Apparently her husband is terrifickly proud of her breasts displayed on the WWW.
Having been tipped off that the first part of trail was mainly downhill, you only need to know that it was A-to-A to figure out how much we enjoyed the second part. I will spare you the details of the death march back up the hill, and cut to the scene back at the start, where our plucky hares have returned to discover that the latch of the bag-truck lid has apparently snagged on one of its contents. They pushed, pulled and poked at it. They even tried driving off and then braking violently, thinking they might throw the contents forward. Nothing worked until Broomhilda gave it a good talking to, at which point it meekly creaked open. Moral of this bit – Don’t flock with Broom’s bag. For the most part, those of us smart enough to take the Turkey (ta-da, thank you very much!) made it in in about an hour and 15 minutes, and within another half-hour we were joined by those over achieving Eagles. Feasting and merriment ensued. Hi-Speed recruited Erection Overruled to be our (beer) bitch for the evening, and what a fine job he almost did. On the plus side as long as he shows up, there’s a chance that Chlamydia might make an appearance so it’s all good. Down-Down’s were dominated by the Visiting, Returning, Birthday Partying Cum Union. I sure hope somebody got something out of all that beer. We toasted our hares. We pried Poor Aim and Hot Pants apart long enough to give them FRBeers, then they flew back together like little magnets. We recognized visitor Dirty Harry from Monterey, and our returners and new boots too many to mention.
Hash shit nominations were dominated by the subject of breasts (even those in the nearby Fantasy Castle, which we did not get to see) Baby Crack Whore – you know, the one that wouldn’t hide a patch for us a while ago, but now shows up in nurses garb, the better to facilitate the manhandling, her - deserves everything she gets for failing to bring back her, um, ‘enthusiastic’ new boot Amanda (hi! Amanda, missing you, mean it) from the previous week. And then we were witness to the SirLance-a-Nut amateur dramatic troope performing “to Hit and Fly in L.A.” based loosely on the events of the prior Monday’s LA hash. Those heathens! (the LA hash I mean, not the troope) And then the Hash went in peace…(the LB Hash, I mean, not the LA one, apparently) Pinky
Date Run# 5/24 1224 5-31 1225
Receding Hareline
Hares Fish Lips & Tealy Dan Nightmare B4 Xmas run Jock Junk Yard Run OPEN-sign up with Sin D Bare! Iggy, Victoria’s Secretions, Fish Lips Sin D Bare
City Long Beach Wilmington
6-7 1226 6-14 1227 Seal Beach 6-21 1228 Palos Verdes 6-28 1229 San Pedro 7-5 1230 OPEN-sign up with Sin D Bare! 7-12 1231 Poor Aim ______________________________________________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY, 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave Long Beach, CA 90808 ______________________________________
Weakly Snooze stats 5/10/2007 Run #: 1222 Date: 5/10/2007 Hares: Pig Iron & OFF Place: Signal Hill S/W Corner Cherry & Willow Miles: 5 Attendance: 103 New Boots: Richard Mavis, Patty Mckimmy , Toni Mikrut, Lani Merlina, Daniel Rosenbaum, Allison Stokka Returners: Pile Driver, Cum Union, Yesenia Cardenas, Tits Ahoy, Blowing Nemo Visitors: Dirty Hairy--Monterey, Lord Farquar-- Singapore, Wax My Ass--Escondido Hash Shit: Baby Crack Whore for not wanting to corrupt a co-workers daughter by bringing her to the Hash. ON ON: Choices--Fantasy Castle--cover charge, Curleys--kitchen closed in 10 min,, Or Joe Jost Run Notes: Fun Run, streets, Alleys, 2 beer checks, Eagles went over Signal Hill.
Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, May Psycho Bonkers Run 1224 Hares Location TG Cost
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
24 2007, 6:30 PM Fish Lips & Tealy Dan Queen Wharf Restaurant 555 Pico Avenue., Long Beach, CA 795 B7 $4.00
