07 03 1284
“Wow! I haven’t Seen some of These people in Weeks! ‘
“Thank God! A hash I can Walk too!”
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
July 10, 2008
Through the Eyes of a ‘Hair So Thursday night’s hash started closer to home base for the first time in weeks. The crowd was big and ready for a trail full of shiggy in Huntington Beach. Of course, no one volunteered to be the scribe for this run. So, since I have no idea what happened during trail, I’ll only let you know what I experienced during my haring. I need to get this out of the way now. Let’s not have another 5 week’s on the edge of the box again. It’s a Bust and I had scouted the trail for weeks. Should we end the trail at our new house? Maybe have a beer check? No, that area was just boring houses and streets (and do we really want you to know where we live yet?). We figured there was plenty of shiggy in the area and all those people that have been missing out on local trails deserved something better. Trail started at the Pond by Golden West and McFadden. We had started a couple runs here over the years, but I only remembered being at one of them. Right before trail started, Kamana and Broomhilda asked me if the trail was the same as their Halloween run. I missed that run, but when they asked me if the run started by going around the pond and behind the fence, I started to wonder if they already knew our trail.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Bust and I made our Pre-Run announcements and Fruit started his watch. We indeed went around the pond and behind the fence. Bust went to the beer check, and I weaved trail through Golden West College. I did have a couple of security guards to deal with, but it was summer session, and I don’t think they cared about a little flour on campus. When I made it to the beer-check, Bust was guarding your beer from a bunch of hooligans on skateboards. They seemed wild, but Bust could handle them. But it seemed she was more concerned about being caught by the cops – I think she might have a reputation with the HB Police. I decided not to ask any questions. I continued up the railroad tracks behind Levitt’s to Old World. I figured some people would stop at the Rathskellar for their own beer check, but I didn’t hear any stories about it. I headed over towards Buca de Bepo and then back around to the parking garage. At the last minute I added the Turkey/Eagle split. I put 2 drops of flour between the fence and garage, and I actually heard that a bunch of people took the Eagle. Sucks on Trail said she liked it, but of course, she’s the only hasher skinny enough to fit. The rest of you need to get rid of those beer bellies still. I figured the next spot was where I would have a chance to get snared. Luckily, when I turned onto the railroad tracks at McFadden, no one
was there. I had smooth sailing all the way to the 2nd beer check. Thanks Major Tongue for volunteering to help with that beer check. Luckily for me, she knew when to finish up and to get the bags back to the end without me even having to remind her. Leaving that beer check, I knew I had to add one section to make the trail more interesting. Instead of just going over McFadden to the end, I had to add that last section. It went through the fence and along the freeway, to the underpass that goes into the Westminister Mall. Sure, I got snared by Boy George and Howdy, but it was fun for me to add that section at the last moment and have it work out. I’m not even going to worry about Head and Shoulders and Poor Aim waiting to snare me from behind a sign. I just enjoyed adding another last minute section that worked out well. After a long loop around the parking lot of the mall, I ended the trail behind a shopping center at Golden West and Bolsa. I freaked out when no one from the start was there yet. I had given Alloute and Special Head directions to get there, and an hour after trail had started they were still not there. I guess they liked having Last Train’s keys and the beer van, so they kept drinking while we ran trail.
Circle got started around 8:15pm. I ended up being pleased with the ending location. Circle was good. Lots of people were involved and it seemed more people were paying attention. Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of them as I have no idea who got hash-shit or for what. Too bad I remember something about another firecracker being lit while stuck up Sin-D Bear’s ass, but that’s why he found a nurse to marry. After circle we went to Michael’s Sports Pub. Many of the harriette’s were excited about going to the craft store. That’s nice, but the Michael’s I like has killer hot wings. I was really excited to see that so many people stuck around for the On After. I figured we’d have a good turnout for the start of a 3 day weekend. Perhaps worthy enough for On-On of the Year. And in conclusion, any other rumor you may have heard about from tonight’s festivities is also true. - Nice Hair Fag and It’s a Bust!!
Got Beer Scout Skills?
Don’t forget to sign up for the Tehachapi Camp Out! Check out the flyer at hash.org, or pick one Up from Alouette at the hash!
Saturday July 12th! PMS H3! Full Moon H3! Hash Band! see hash.org for details!
Date 7-24 7-31 8-1 8-2 8-3 8-7 8-14
Run# 1287 1288 1289 1300 1290 1291 1292
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City OPEN-sign up with POOR AIM! OPEN-Camp out pre-lube!! Sign up with Poor Aim! Dickereator FRI Tehapchapi run Sin D Bare & Poor Aim SAT Tehapchapi run Numb Nuts SUN Tehachapi Hangover Run Jock, Pack My Chute Junk Yard Run Poor Aim, Alouette Lingerie Run
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 999 Date: 7/11/2003 (5 years ago) Place: Long Beach Hares: DOUBLE ENTRY, HEAD & SHOULDERS Miles: 5 Attendance: somewhere around 169 LBH3’s 1000th Run Weekend was July 11-13, 2003 and run #999 was the Friday night event. First, hashers hit the rego and pre-lube/reception area on the Queen Mary where we received a boat load of giveaways, including a fleece vest, t-shirt, beach towel, cooler, a mini trash can and lots of smaller items. We then proceeded to the parking lot and tossed our booty into the cargo/beer van and prepared to embark on our run. The trail took us around the harbor and the Aquarium, up the bike trail and into lower Long Beach where the homeless cheered us on. The On-In was on the triple-decker Grand Romance paddleboat. The grub was at the bottom, free beer was in the middle, and the fresh air was on top. Most of the hashers stayed in the middle until the grub was served. GM’s 8 YELLOW SNOW and FAGGEDY ANDY presided over down-downs where we actually had all 3 LBH3 founders present! WET CLAM was honored for the great LBH3 1000th light-banner that she created for us. This weekend was also the first unveiling of the LBH3 Wall of Shame, celebrating our hash history. While we partied and danced to DJ FLASH PANTS, the boat took us on a Harbor cruise. The paddle wheel crew was great and got right into the spirit of things. The boat made its final landing at 1AM and the last remaining hashers, including BOYZ R US, staggered off and caravanned back to the Queen Mary. _________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 7/3/2008 Run #: 1284 Hares: Nice Hair Fag & It's a Bust Place: Hunt Bch Greer Miles: 5.2 New Boots: Robert Austin, Toby Taylor, Gaary Christopheeerson, Victoria Naugeton Returners: It's a Bust, Nice Hair Fag, Hairy Twatter, Absolute Whore, Kyle Trujillo, One LeftOne, Tammy Roethere, Steve Radovich, Say What, Sosumi, 6-9, DancesW/Squirrels, Beefeater, Stumbleina,She Bangs, Ground Control, Fists of Fury, Tits Ahoy, Weed Wacker, Morning Cocktail, Too Loose, Ass the Other, Space Available Visitors: EO & Clamedia, Lickweenie, Joey Buttafucku, Honey Do Me, Human Dildo, Dissexual, Pollywanna Cocker, Massive two Tits--OC, Pabst Smear Ribbon--LA, Self Rising--Santa Barbara New Names: Patches: Massive Two Tits=50, Cum Nail Me=269, Wild Bill & Alouette=700 runs and a run bag Hare Patches: ON ON: Michaels Bar Run Notes: Golden West College, Beer check on RR Tracks, Old World, Along Fwy 2nd Beer check, On In S/W corner Golden West mcF Attendance: 95 Hashit: The Internationally famous GAY Sin- D Bear
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, July 17 2008, 6:30 PM Jock's 23rd BBQ Run Run1286 Hares Pack My Chute and Jock Location Garden Grove/Cypress Cost $400 + $5.00 for BBQ Somehow get to Valley View from the 405, the 22 or the 91 Freeways. Turn west on Chapman Ave. and head toward Eastgate Park. Drive past Soup Plantation and Taco Bell and turn right into parking lot behind Rite Aid (11961 Valley View Street), the Board Room, the U.S. Post office and just before the the Library. Park at the far end of the parking lot past the Postal Office trucks. A to B. No toilets at the finish. Bring lawn chairs, flash lights and lanterns, towels, change of shoes and socks. Trail is not stroller friendly, BUT, ingenious young hashing parents can circumvent the obstacles. This run was changed from the Junk Yard to the BBQ run to help accomodate those runners who need to finish in the daylight.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
“Thank God! A hash I can Walk too!”
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
July 10, 2008
Through the Eyes of a ‘Hair So Thursday night’s hash started closer to home base for the first time in weeks. The crowd was big and ready for a trail full of shiggy in Huntington Beach. Of course, no one volunteered to be the scribe for this run. So, since I have no idea what happened during trail, I’ll only let you know what I experienced during my haring. I need to get this out of the way now. Let’s not have another 5 week’s on the edge of the box again. It’s a Bust and I had scouted the trail for weeks. Should we end the trail at our new house? Maybe have a beer check? No, that area was just boring houses and streets (and do we really want you to know where we live yet?). We figured there was plenty of shiggy in the area and all those people that have been missing out on local trails deserved something better. Trail started at the Pond by Golden West and McFadden. We had started a couple runs here over the years, but I only remembered being at one of them. Right before trail started, Kamana and Broomhilda asked me if the trail was the same as their Halloween run. I missed that run, but when they asked me if the run started by going around the pond and behind the fence, I started to wonder if they already knew our trail.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Bust and I made our Pre-Run announcements and Fruit started his watch. We indeed went around the pond and behind the fence. Bust went to the beer check, and I weaved trail through Golden West College. I did have a couple of security guards to deal with, but it was summer session, and I don’t think they cared about a little flour on campus. When I made it to the beer-check, Bust was guarding your beer from a bunch of hooligans on skateboards. They seemed wild, but Bust could handle them. But it seemed she was more concerned about being caught by the cops – I think she might have a reputation with the HB Police. I decided not to ask any questions. I continued up the railroad tracks behind Levitt’s to Old World. I figured some people would stop at the Rathskellar for their own beer check, but I didn’t hear any stories about it. I headed over towards Buca de Bepo and then back around to the parking garage. At the last minute I added the Turkey/Eagle split. I put 2 drops of flour between the fence and garage, and I actually heard that a bunch of people took the Eagle. Sucks on Trail said she liked it, but of course, she’s the only hasher skinny enough to fit. The rest of you need to get rid of those beer bellies still. I figured the next spot was where I would have a chance to get snared. Luckily, when I turned onto the railroad tracks at McFadden, no one
was there. I had smooth sailing all the way to the 2nd beer check. Thanks Major Tongue for volunteering to help with that beer check. Luckily for me, she knew when to finish up and to get the bags back to the end without me even having to remind her. Leaving that beer check, I knew I had to add one section to make the trail more interesting. Instead of just going over McFadden to the end, I had to add that last section. It went through the fence and along the freeway, to the underpass that goes into the Westminister Mall. Sure, I got snared by Boy George and Howdy, but it was fun for me to add that section at the last moment and have it work out. I’m not even going to worry about Head and Shoulders and Poor Aim waiting to snare me from behind a sign. I just enjoyed adding another last minute section that worked out well. After a long loop around the parking lot of the mall, I ended the trail behind a shopping center at Golden West and Bolsa. I freaked out when no one from the start was there yet. I had given Alloute and Special Head directions to get there, and an hour after trail had started they were still not there. I guess they liked having Last Train’s keys and the beer van, so they kept drinking while we ran trail.
Circle got started around 8:15pm. I ended up being pleased with the ending location. Circle was good. Lots of people were involved and it seemed more people were paying attention. Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of them as I have no idea who got hash-shit or for what. Too bad I remember something about another firecracker being lit while stuck up Sin-D Bear’s ass, but that’s why he found a nurse to marry. After circle we went to Michael’s Sports Pub. Many of the harriette’s were excited about going to the craft store. That’s nice, but the Michael’s I like has killer hot wings. I was really excited to see that so many people stuck around for the On After. I figured we’d have a good turnout for the start of a 3 day weekend. Perhaps worthy enough for On-On of the Year. And in conclusion, any other rumor you may have heard about from tonight’s festivities is also true. - Nice Hair Fag and It’s a Bust!!
Got Beer Scout Skills?
Don’t forget to sign up for the Tehachapi Camp Out! Check out the flyer at hash.org, or pick one Up from Alouette at the hash!
Saturday July 12th! PMS H3! Full Moon H3! Hash Band! see hash.org for details!
Date 7-24 7-31 8-1 8-2 8-3 8-7 8-14
Run# 1287 1288 1289 1300 1290 1291 1292
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City OPEN-sign up with POOR AIM! OPEN-Camp out pre-lube!! Sign up with Poor Aim! Dickereator FRI Tehapchapi run Sin D Bare & Poor Aim SAT Tehapchapi run Numb Nuts SUN Tehachapi Hangover Run Jock, Pack My Chute Junk Yard Run Poor Aim, Alouette Lingerie Run
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 999 Date: 7/11/2003 (5 years ago) Place: Long Beach Hares: DOUBLE ENTRY, HEAD & SHOULDERS Miles: 5 Attendance: somewhere around 169 LBH3’s 1000th Run Weekend was July 11-13, 2003 and run #999 was the Friday night event. First, hashers hit the rego and pre-lube/reception area on the Queen Mary where we received a boat load of giveaways, including a fleece vest, t-shirt, beach towel, cooler, a mini trash can and lots of smaller items. We then proceeded to the parking lot and tossed our booty into the cargo/beer van and prepared to embark on our run. The trail took us around the harbor and the Aquarium, up the bike trail and into lower Long Beach where the homeless cheered us on. The On-In was on the triple-decker Grand Romance paddleboat. The grub was at the bottom, free beer was in the middle, and the fresh air was on top. Most of the hashers stayed in the middle until the grub was served. GM’s 8 YELLOW SNOW and FAGGEDY ANDY presided over down-downs where we actually had all 3 LBH3 founders present! WET CLAM was honored for the great LBH3 1000th light-banner that she created for us. This weekend was also the first unveiling of the LBH3 Wall of Shame, celebrating our hash history. While we partied and danced to DJ FLASH PANTS, the boat took us on a Harbor cruise. The paddle wheel crew was great and got right into the spirit of things. The boat made its final landing at 1AM and the last remaining hashers, including BOYZ R US, staggered off and caravanned back to the Queen Mary. _________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 7/3/2008 Run #: 1284 Hares: Nice Hair Fag & It's a Bust Place: Hunt Bch Greer Miles: 5.2 New Boots: Robert Austin, Toby Taylor, Gaary Christopheeerson, Victoria Naugeton Returners: It's a Bust, Nice Hair Fag, Hairy Twatter, Absolute Whore, Kyle Trujillo, One LeftOne, Tammy Roethere, Steve Radovich, Say What, Sosumi, 6-9, DancesW/Squirrels, Beefeater, Stumbleina,She Bangs, Ground Control, Fists of Fury, Tits Ahoy, Weed Wacker, Morning Cocktail, Too Loose, Ass the Other, Space Available Visitors: EO & Clamedia, Lickweenie, Joey Buttafucku, Honey Do Me, Human Dildo, Dissexual, Pollywanna Cocker, Massive two Tits--OC, Pabst Smear Ribbon--LA, Self Rising--Santa Barbara New Names: Patches: Massive Two Tits=50, Cum Nail Me=269, Wild Bill & Alouette=700 runs and a run bag Hare Patches: ON ON: Michaels Bar Run Notes: Golden West College, Beer check on RR Tracks, Old World, Along Fwy 2nd Beer check, On In S/W corner Golden West mcF Attendance: 95 Hashit: The Internationally famous GAY Sin- D Bear
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, July 17 2008, 6:30 PM Jock's 23rd BBQ Run Run1286 Hares Pack My Chute and Jock Location Garden Grove/Cypress Cost $400 + $5.00 for BBQ Somehow get to Valley View from the 405, the 22 or the 91 Freeways. Turn west on Chapman Ave. and head toward Eastgate Park. Drive past Soup Plantation and Taco Bell and turn right into parking lot behind Rite Aid (11961 Valley View Street), the Board Room, the U.S. Post office and just before the the Library. Park at the far end of the parking lot past the Postal Office trucks. A to B. No toilets at the finish. Bring lawn chairs, flash lights and lanterns, towels, change of shoes and socks. Trail is not stroller friendly, BUT, ingenious young hashing parents can circumvent the obstacles. This run was changed from the Junk Yard to the BBQ run to help accomodate those runners who need to finish in the daylight.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
