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September 30, 2007
The Mod Squad Run Is this a great country or what? Where else can you wake up with one name and go pass-out with a new one. Ok, maybe it’s not so much about the country. But it is about the name, and Pinky I will do my best to live by it. ….Honey S.T.F.U. This run had something for everybody, from the Shortcutters being able to snare the hares to the Front Runners having themselves a little eagle to munch on. There were even Bees that were brought in especially from Africa to spice things up a little bit. A stage .0005 Huracane the day before helped make everyone get a little dirtier. After all, isn’t that why we’re all here in the first place? …. Honey S.T.F.U. Blowing Nemo F’d his back up the day before and being “Wet Clam’s Birthday” I was doing what ever I was told (yea right). You got to be there for your friends. So I figured I’d hang with the gimp, drink Mud Slides in the Mud and ingest a tiny square of Orange County’s wanna-be nature preserve….”SMOKE’. I could see the curiosity in their eyes as families walking the trails watched Blowing Nemo and I cruise down the trail pulling our ice chest with chairs over our shoulders. I’m sure they thought we were up to no good, but it was all good. Who would of thought we still had a good 10 hours plus of celebrating “Wet Clam’s Birthday”…. Honey S.T.F.U.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Few short cutters came by to say “high” early…of course. “Was that Wet Clam’s voice I heard?” …..”No”. and “No” this isn’t just about Wet Clam’s Birthday, but about real American Icons; “The Mod Squad” Pete, Julie and Linc , I mean Glider In, Wet Clam & Pity Cock Junction…. Hey Julie, Britany called and wants her hair back and Pete, The Partridge Family called and wants their shirt back. Linc, Ralph’s called and just wants their Cucumber back….. Honey S.T.F.U. Front Runners slid into the check with Puppet Hats after celebrating at the first check with Pity Cock Junction. At the second check we gave out some stylish shades to go with the ensembles. In the distance some kid who we’re pretty sure broke into his mom’s medicine chest probably thought he was having a Alice in Wonderland Hallucination when he sees the likes of Cum Nail Me, Sin-D-Bear, Fish Lips and Pillsbury Blow Boy wearing hats reminiscent of a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse gone wrong. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Leaving Beer Check #2 we were getting some real odd stares when Blowing Nemo noticed that I still had my Eeyore ears on, ….that explains it. Let’s move on, I hear Whale Boner bought a pie for Wet Clam and we want to make sure we get a piece of that action. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Next we went off to King Neptunes for the On On and that’s where things really went bad, I mean good. I don’t think that place will ever be the same.
The down downs were in full swing when we pulled in. Everyone seemed a little more jovial than normal, must have been the hats or maybe H & R Cock had some special mixture he was sharing, seeing that his office was right up stairs. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
On Out Shutter Up____________________________
Here’s what I can remember from the down-down, not much….because I didn’t take any notes. Peckerwrecker was playing D.J. and nailed the timing on the Mod Squad Theme song, Space Available got Hashshit I think for just being himself and then was feelling up Wet Clam for a piece of patch. Last Train to Cuntsville was seeing everything through teal colored glasses. Back Door Whore and Faggedy Andy forgot the kids, Everyone thought Pity Cock Junction was Snowball, Always Juicy is a blond at heart, Whale Boner gave Wet Clam a “pie in the face” to start off her “Birthday Month”, Just Ron got a new name; Shutter Up, (thinks for the shirt Broomhilda). Wet Clam and Fish Lips attempted a Kamikaze Down Down on Pinky, but he held them back and not a drop was spilled. Fruit brought up Glider In to let him know that this run was sooo awesome that he has totally redeemed himself from one that apparently went bad years ago back when god was a boy. I also remember something about Wild Bill and escalator shoes but I think that might have been a dream. Did I mention that Space Available got Hashshit. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Hey Pinky, She’s asleep. Does that count?
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY RUN # 300 DATE: 9/22/1990 HARES: Pig Iron & O.F.F. PLACE: Mt. Pinos Miles: 6 Run # 300 was the Saturday part of LBH3’s “Malathion Weekend”, a campout that was held somewhere over the grapevine in Lebec, CA. The weekend also included Run # 305 (Friday night) and Run # 306 (Sunday morning). This run began with a 26 mile ride on a school bus, up from the campground to the top of Mt. Pinos, where it was damn cold for September. So cold, in fact, that it began to snow. Well, we were at 8600 feet elevation! Soon the pack was off - walking and breathing hard – straight uphill, between pine trees and rocks and over stumps and logs. Beer check # 1 was at a scenic clearing, but it was too cold and windy to drink, so the pack headed back into the woods for shelter. Trail commenced to wander aimlessly, changing direction as if the hares were lost (they were) and eventually reached Beer Check # 2. The turkeys had the option of boarding the school bus at this point, and riding to the next beer check, or to the end. From there, it was downhill on a cross-country ski trail to Beer Check #3. The last leg of the trail consisted of more ski trails and gorgeous wilderness. By the time the pack reached the on-in, they were so eager to get changed into warm clothes that they hardly noticed the fact that there was no beer! It arrived in time for downdowns, where FRUIT OF THE LOOM got hashit for forgetting to blow his whistle.
Date 10-14 10-21 10-28 11-4 11-11 11-18 11-25
Run# 1246 1247 1248 1249 1250 1251 1252
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments Pillsbury Blow Boy LB Marathon OPEN- sign up with Sin-D-Bare today! Broomhilda, Kammana, Cheeky Halloween Run Last Train, GGHead, 4H Brewmeisters’ Run Blojak Pig Iron Jock Turkey Trot
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 9/23/2007 Run #: Hares: Wet Clam, Pity Cock Junction, Glider In Place: H.B. Warner & Bolsa Chica Miles: 4.6 New Boots: None Returners : Glider In, Peckerwrecker, Say What, Fish Lips, Erection Your Honor, EZ, Dancing Queen, Pity Cock Junction, Ground Control, On What, Nut N Honey, Buster, Wet Clam Visitors: Chlomydia, EO, Diccolo, Anus--OC, Asscrackistan, Saralegal--LA New Names: Ron Stewart =Shutter Up Patches: Always Juicy=50, Space Available=69, Sin- D-Bare=469 Hare Patches: Glider In=5, 10, 15 ON ON: Neptunes on PCH Run Notes: Lots of Riverbeds, 2 checks, slides, fancy hats and glasses away Attendance: 74 Hashit: Space Available=for fondling and sleeping with stuffed animals
_________________________________ _____ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
City Long Beach Huntington Bch Altadena Palos Verdes
Hash Memorial Event Friday, October 5 2007, 6:00 PM Long Beach Hash Memorial Tree Planting and Memorial Service for Teenage Enema Nurse(TEN) Run: N/A Hares: N/A and N/A Location: El Dorado Park Duck Pond,Long Beach, Ca Thomas Guide: 766, F3 Cost: None Directions: From the 405 Fwy going South, exit Studebaker Road and go North past Stearns Street. Turn into the El Dorado Park Golf Course parking lot and go North to the end. From the 405 going North, exit 7th Street and look for the Studebaker Road turnoff. Proceed as above. The street directly across from the Duck Pond is Los Arcos. The next major cross street is Willow. It is a Long Beach Hash tradition to plant a tree as a living memorial for Long Beach-connected hashers who have died. We will dedicate a tree to Teenage Enema Nurse (TEN) and then conduct a memorial service on the site where the other ten trees are planted. Following the memorial service we will adjourn to the El Dorado Park Golf Course bar where hashers will buy their own drinks and a toast will be given to those who have gone on. Any questions, see Fruit of the Loom at a Long Beach Hash. Please note the time. Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Sunday, October 7 2007, 10:00 AM A Squirrel ate the flour Run:1245 Hare: Dances with Squirrels Location: Orange Thomas Guide: 799 J4 Cost: $4.00 Take the 55 freeway towards Corona (NE). Get off at the second Chapman Ave.(Orange)exit.Go right on Chapman past the first light at Tustin Ave. Immediately look for the abandoned Drug Emporium on the left. The start is the parking lot.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
September 30, 2007
The Mod Squad Run Is this a great country or what? Where else can you wake up with one name and go pass-out with a new one. Ok, maybe it’s not so much about the country. But it is about the name, and Pinky I will do my best to live by it. ….Honey S.T.F.U. This run had something for everybody, from the Shortcutters being able to snare the hares to the Front Runners having themselves a little eagle to munch on. There were even Bees that were brought in especially from Africa to spice things up a little bit. A stage .0005 Huracane the day before helped make everyone get a little dirtier. After all, isn’t that why we’re all here in the first place? …. Honey S.T.F.U. Blowing Nemo F’d his back up the day before and being “Wet Clam’s Birthday” I was doing what ever I was told (yea right). You got to be there for your friends. So I figured I’d hang with the gimp, drink Mud Slides in the Mud and ingest a tiny square of Orange County’s wanna-be nature preserve….”SMOKE’. I could see the curiosity in their eyes as families walking the trails watched Blowing Nemo and I cruise down the trail pulling our ice chest with chairs over our shoulders. I’m sure they thought we were up to no good, but it was all good. Who would of thought we still had a good 10 hours plus of celebrating “Wet Clam’s Birthday”…. Honey S.T.F.U.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Few short cutters came by to say “high” early…of course. “Was that Wet Clam’s voice I heard?” …..”No”. and “No” this isn’t just about Wet Clam’s Birthday, but about real American Icons; “The Mod Squad” Pete, Julie and Linc , I mean Glider In, Wet Clam & Pity Cock Junction…. Hey Julie, Britany called and wants her hair back and Pete, The Partridge Family called and wants their shirt back. Linc, Ralph’s called and just wants their Cucumber back….. Honey S.T.F.U. Front Runners slid into the check with Puppet Hats after celebrating at the first check with Pity Cock Junction. At the second check we gave out some stylish shades to go with the ensembles. In the distance some kid who we’re pretty sure broke into his mom’s medicine chest probably thought he was having a Alice in Wonderland Hallucination when he sees the likes of Cum Nail Me, Sin-D-Bear, Fish Lips and Pillsbury Blow Boy wearing hats reminiscent of a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse gone wrong. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Leaving Beer Check #2 we were getting some real odd stares when Blowing Nemo noticed that I still had my Eeyore ears on, ….that explains it. Let’s move on, I hear Whale Boner bought a pie for Wet Clam and we want to make sure we get a piece of that action. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Next we went off to King Neptunes for the On On and that’s where things really went bad, I mean good. I don’t think that place will ever be the same.
The down downs were in full swing when we pulled in. Everyone seemed a little more jovial than normal, must have been the hats or maybe H & R Cock had some special mixture he was sharing, seeing that his office was right up stairs. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
On Out Shutter Up____________________________
Here’s what I can remember from the down-down, not much….because I didn’t take any notes. Peckerwrecker was playing D.J. and nailed the timing on the Mod Squad Theme song, Space Available got Hashshit I think for just being himself and then was feelling up Wet Clam for a piece of patch. Last Train to Cuntsville was seeing everything through teal colored glasses. Back Door Whore and Faggedy Andy forgot the kids, Everyone thought Pity Cock Junction was Snowball, Always Juicy is a blond at heart, Whale Boner gave Wet Clam a “pie in the face” to start off her “Birthday Month”, Just Ron got a new name; Shutter Up, (thinks for the shirt Broomhilda). Wet Clam and Fish Lips attempted a Kamikaze Down Down on Pinky, but he held them back and not a drop was spilled. Fruit brought up Glider In to let him know that this run was sooo awesome that he has totally redeemed himself from one that apparently went bad years ago back when god was a boy. I also remember something about Wild Bill and escalator shoes but I think that might have been a dream. Did I mention that Space Available got Hashshit. …. Honey S.T.F.U.
Hey Pinky, She’s asleep. Does that count?
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY RUN # 300 DATE: 9/22/1990 HARES: Pig Iron & O.F.F. PLACE: Mt. Pinos Miles: 6 Run # 300 was the Saturday part of LBH3’s “Malathion Weekend”, a campout that was held somewhere over the grapevine in Lebec, CA. The weekend also included Run # 305 (Friday night) and Run # 306 (Sunday morning). This run began with a 26 mile ride on a school bus, up from the campground to the top of Mt. Pinos, where it was damn cold for September. So cold, in fact, that it began to snow. Well, we were at 8600 feet elevation! Soon the pack was off - walking and breathing hard – straight uphill, between pine trees and rocks and over stumps and logs. Beer check # 1 was at a scenic clearing, but it was too cold and windy to drink, so the pack headed back into the woods for shelter. Trail commenced to wander aimlessly, changing direction as if the hares were lost (they were) and eventually reached Beer Check # 2. The turkeys had the option of boarding the school bus at this point, and riding to the next beer check, or to the end. From there, it was downhill on a cross-country ski trail to Beer Check #3. The last leg of the trail consisted of more ski trails and gorgeous wilderness. By the time the pack reached the on-in, they were so eager to get changed into warm clothes that they hardly noticed the fact that there was no beer! It arrived in time for downdowns, where FRUIT OF THE LOOM got hashit for forgetting to blow his whistle.
Date 10-14 10-21 10-28 11-4 11-11 11-18 11-25
Run# 1246 1247 1248 1249 1250 1251 1252
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments Pillsbury Blow Boy LB Marathon OPEN- sign up with Sin-D-Bare today! Broomhilda, Kammana, Cheeky Halloween Run Last Train, GGHead, 4H Brewmeisters’ Run Blojak Pig Iron Jock Turkey Trot
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 9/23/2007 Run #: Hares: Wet Clam, Pity Cock Junction, Glider In Place: H.B. Warner & Bolsa Chica Miles: 4.6 New Boots: None Returners : Glider In, Peckerwrecker, Say What, Fish Lips, Erection Your Honor, EZ, Dancing Queen, Pity Cock Junction, Ground Control, On What, Nut N Honey, Buster, Wet Clam Visitors: Chlomydia, EO, Diccolo, Anus--OC, Asscrackistan, Saralegal--LA New Names: Ron Stewart =Shutter Up Patches: Always Juicy=50, Space Available=69, Sin- D-Bare=469 Hare Patches: Glider In=5, 10, 15 ON ON: Neptunes on PCH Run Notes: Lots of Riverbeds, 2 checks, slides, fancy hats and glasses away Attendance: 74 Hashit: Space Available=for fondling and sleeping with stuffed animals
_________________________________ _____ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
City Long Beach Huntington Bch Altadena Palos Verdes
Hash Memorial Event Friday, October 5 2007, 6:00 PM Long Beach Hash Memorial Tree Planting and Memorial Service for Teenage Enema Nurse(TEN) Run: N/A Hares: N/A and N/A Location: El Dorado Park Duck Pond,Long Beach, Ca Thomas Guide: 766, F3 Cost: None Directions: From the 405 Fwy going South, exit Studebaker Road and go North past Stearns Street. Turn into the El Dorado Park Golf Course parking lot and go North to the end. From the 405 going North, exit 7th Street and look for the Studebaker Road turnoff. Proceed as above. The street directly across from the Duck Pond is Los Arcos. The next major cross street is Willow. It is a Long Beach Hash tradition to plant a tree as a living memorial for Long Beach-connected hashers who have died. We will dedicate a tree to Teenage Enema Nurse (TEN) and then conduct a memorial service on the site where the other ten trees are planted. Following the memorial service we will adjourn to the El Dorado Park Golf Course bar where hashers will buy their own drinks and a toast will be given to those who have gone on. Any questions, see Fruit of the Loom at a Long Beach Hash. Please note the time. Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Sunday, October 7 2007, 10:00 AM A Squirrel ate the flour Run:1245 Hare: Dances with Squirrels Location: Orange Thomas Guide: 799 J4 Cost: $4.00 Take the 55 freeway towards Corona (NE). Get off at the second Chapman Ave.(Orange)exit.Go right on Chapman past the first light at Tustin Ave. Immediately look for the abandoned Drug Emporium on the left. The start is the parking lot.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
