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Snoozeletter Hash Hotline:(562)888-0LBH(0524)!
October 20, 2013
www.lbh3.org
Hashapalooza! On a beautiful Sunday morning in Long Beach, when many hashers were nursing hangovers and sunburns in ***ker, (including your GMs, SSD, your Hash Cashes, HSC, HF and PW, one Munchmeister, CTH, one Brewmeister) a small band of loyal hashers converged on Cherry Grove Memorial Grove (Cherry Tree Peace Grove-aka the park across the street from Whaley Park) to support the 3000 runners of the Long Beach M***thon. The first one on the scene was Alouette, certain that Wild Bill would be the first r*nner through (she wasn't wrong, but she had to wait quite some time). She was busy convincing other onlookers to give Wild Bill a big heroes welcome. When Alouette thought she could see Wild Bill, she ran to the middle island, treats in hand to give to him, Special Head following to cheer him on. ! But as he got closer, they
both realized that it in fact it was not Wild BillBazinga! But he did run up about 3 minutes later! The eventual winner came through about 8:20, still surrounded by the impromptu Bohica bashers, and Wild Bill followed just a few minutes behind (not bad for a guy doing his 87th marath*n). We also saw a number of out of town hashers, plus Scotch on the Cocks, but mostly we serviced back end participants (and they LOVED us - especially the cold Bayhawk Pilsner!). We were thanked profusely by many runners of Asian descent and even had requests of Rum and Coke and Margaritas! 2 photographers were very interested in the fact that we were handing out beer. Both took tons of pictures of Nut In My Hand and Special Head handing out cleverly disguised beer in Gatorade cups-nice touch Pillsbury! One photographer from the OC
WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run #: 1580 Date: 10/13/2013 Miles: 2.5 Attendance: 37 Hares: Pillsbury BlowBoy & Special Head Place: Cherry Tree Peace Grove, across from Whaley Park, mile 20.2 New Boots: Tish & Brian Lane Visitors: Heave Ho-Honolulu H3 Returners: Ukuleime, Twin Peeks, Nut In My Hand, Ass Hunter, Sucks on Trail, Double Dipper and Pigs Tail Patches: S.O.S.A=300 Hashit: Wild Bill for saying he won a Hash Marathon Medal! On-On: Pizzamania, corner of Palo Verde and Atherton Run Notes: A2A - Per FOTL "Short and Sweet" post LB Marathon jaunt with one beer check, auto accident by start and - oh yes streets.
apparently enjoyed our group so much, he joined us and posted a picture of Special H in action: http:// www.flickr.com/photos/ runracing/10274233636/
(Special Head kept looking behind her, fearing the pack would certainly catch up to us and snare us) Bizarro! Hashing neophyte Hailey's Vomit complained the trail was confusing, By the time we started Jesus Christ Superscar won the trail at 12:30pm, a few the hash, and Fruit said the more hashers joined trail was well-laid and the Alouette, Pillsbury, Special, perfect length (wait, Kill the Wabbit, Broom, Pillsbury was well-laid?). Jesus, Tim, 2 Yung If Fruit said it, it must be [others?], until we had a true! pack of about 25. (37-not Transcuntinental did bad considering it wasn’t on the down-downs, which the LBH3 homepage. And started after a reasonable Transcuntinental flexed her period and didn't go on and Substitute GM muscles and on (even after a deafening declared the hash would be silence following DWP's free-and there was much hashitt nominations). Some rejoicing! “Tranny for GM, asked if she might consider Tranny for GM!” And then running for GM. she did her duty and sold Haberdashery at rock bottom prices-one day special sale only! “Tranny for GM, Tranny for GM!”)
Much of the pack, plus some extras, followed the hares to Pizzamania for lots of pizza, tit flashes and camaraderie, including SOSA’s pup! Thanks to all of you who came by to cheer on our own hashers and all the others. Special shout out to Kill the Wabbit and others who brought donations of beer and snacks-we hope to see you next year for our 5 year analversary runSave the date: Sunday, Oct 12, 2014-who knows what will happen next year?!! Your Hares, Scribes Snoozemeisters, and luggers of the big ass cooler full of ice, Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head
Some in the pack would say it was the typical LBM trail (some neighborhood, some CSULB); the hares were even threatened by Pig Iron and OFF that "we will snare you in the usual spot." Strangely enough, the hares were NOT snared at all (Pig Iron and OFF may have actually done the true trail), nor did they hear whistles or anything. !
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: [email protected]
RECEDING HARELINE Date
Run #
Hares
Comments!
11-03
1584
I Chink So
11-10
1585
Victoria’s Secretion
11-17
1586
Kowpaddy Kowboy
11-24
1587
Jock!!
12-01
1588
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-08
1589
Wrect Him & Victoria’s Secretion
12-15
1590
Poor Aimy
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Location
Full Moon
Blonde Run
__________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mismanagement Contacts: Grandmasters: “Mr. Rat's Ass” “Strawberry Short Dick”
!
(562)556-0282
Trailmaster:
“I’m F*g Matt Damon”
(562)228-5199
(562)714-4450
Hash Cash:
“Hi Speed Copulator”
(562)822-8400
Sunday October 27, 2013
www.hash.org Run #: 1583 !
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10:00am
Hares: Passing Wind, Barely Straight and Just Brent
www.lbh3.org Cost: $5.00
Start: 3301 E Hill St, 90755/ Hill St & Obispo Directions: From north on 405 FWY, get off on Cherry south left on Willow Ave. Right on Redondo Ave, Right on Hill Street. Right into the parking lot before Obispo Ave. LFH
From the south on 405 FWY get off on Lakewood Ave. Right on Willow Ave, left on Redondo Ave. Right on Hill Street. Right into the parking lot before Obispo Ave. LFH
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 198 Date: 10/23/1988(25 years ago) Place: Bellflower Hares : NUDER and TINKERBELL Miles: 6
Attendance: 79
The hares decided to take us back to school, Bellflower High School to be precise, so we gathered in the student parking lot just north of Alondra Blvd. They recruited DR. HOLE as their scribe, and he began to make observations for his essay, “How I Spent My Sunday Morning: A Homework Assignment.” His first observation was that this was indeed like high school, walking around the student parking lot with a beer before class. He then observed the hares stretching and spent a long time taking in every movement in detail. On-Sec MITEY BYTE reminded DR. HOLE that his “homework” was due on Wednesday. Finally the pack was off and headed towards the river. FUNGUS and DR. MIKEY went shortcutting while the rest of us ran through the K-Mart parking lot hoping to find a “blue light special.” Bellflower has more churches per square mile than any other city, and we ran past a lot of them. PHUKIT was observed explaining the finer points of hashing to some church ladies while we ran across their church lawn. The terrain was fast and flat, so ALOUETTE, WILD BILL, and FASTLADY were running like this was a 10K. By the time we got lost and found trail again, we were hoping for a beer check. We reached a drive-in movie theatre (remember them?) and saw LUBRICUNT running the other way. He had, for once on his life, been on trail and was just leaving the beer check. DR. HOLE noted that this was a poofter beer check serving only lite beer. We ran through more streets and finally reached the on-in. It seems that the hares had found the only hill in Bellflower, up the ramp to the parking lot at the top of the courthouse. SOSUMI commented, “ I always have beer in courthouse parking lots.” The down-downs were so good that we had an audience of a police helicopter. We had 3 new boots, including Just Doug (Now PIG IRON), and TINKERBELL got the hashit for “licking little boys’ bicycle ! seats on hot summer days.” The on-on was at a dive bar called The Stag.
ALSO IN OCTOBER 1988 – Run # 197 on 10/16 – Lawyer Just Kathie gets named TORT TART.
October 20, 2013
www.lbh3.org
Hashapalooza! On a beautiful Sunday morning in Long Beach, when many hashers were nursing hangovers and sunburns in ***ker, (including your GMs, SSD, your Hash Cashes, HSC, HF and PW, one Munchmeister, CTH, one Brewmeister) a small band of loyal hashers converged on Cherry Grove Memorial Grove (Cherry Tree Peace Grove-aka the park across the street from Whaley Park) to support the 3000 runners of the Long Beach M***thon. The first one on the scene was Alouette, certain that Wild Bill would be the first r*nner through (she wasn't wrong, but she had to wait quite some time). She was busy convincing other onlookers to give Wild Bill a big heroes welcome. When Alouette thought she could see Wild Bill, she ran to the middle island, treats in hand to give to him, Special Head following to cheer him on. ! But as he got closer, they
both realized that it in fact it was not Wild BillBazinga! But he did run up about 3 minutes later! The eventual winner came through about 8:20, still surrounded by the impromptu Bohica bashers, and Wild Bill followed just a few minutes behind (not bad for a guy doing his 87th marath*n). We also saw a number of out of town hashers, plus Scotch on the Cocks, but mostly we serviced back end participants (and they LOVED us - especially the cold Bayhawk Pilsner!). We were thanked profusely by many runners of Asian descent and even had requests of Rum and Coke and Margaritas! 2 photographers were very interested in the fact that we were handing out beer. Both took tons of pictures of Nut In My Hand and Special Head handing out cleverly disguised beer in Gatorade cups-nice touch Pillsbury! One photographer from the OC
WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run #: 1580 Date: 10/13/2013 Miles: 2.5 Attendance: 37 Hares: Pillsbury BlowBoy & Special Head Place: Cherry Tree Peace Grove, across from Whaley Park, mile 20.2 New Boots: Tish & Brian Lane Visitors: Heave Ho-Honolulu H3 Returners: Ukuleime, Twin Peeks, Nut In My Hand, Ass Hunter, Sucks on Trail, Double Dipper and Pigs Tail Patches: S.O.S.A=300 Hashit: Wild Bill for saying he won a Hash Marathon Medal! On-On: Pizzamania, corner of Palo Verde and Atherton Run Notes: A2A - Per FOTL "Short and Sweet" post LB Marathon jaunt with one beer check, auto accident by start and - oh yes streets.
apparently enjoyed our group so much, he joined us and posted a picture of Special H in action: http:// www.flickr.com/photos/ runracing/10274233636/
(Special Head kept looking behind her, fearing the pack would certainly catch up to us and snare us) Bizarro! Hashing neophyte Hailey's Vomit complained the trail was confusing, By the time we started Jesus Christ Superscar won the trail at 12:30pm, a few the hash, and Fruit said the more hashers joined trail was well-laid and the Alouette, Pillsbury, Special, perfect length (wait, Kill the Wabbit, Broom, Pillsbury was well-laid?). Jesus, Tim, 2 Yung If Fruit said it, it must be [others?], until we had a true! pack of about 25. (37-not Transcuntinental did bad considering it wasn’t on the down-downs, which the LBH3 homepage. And started after a reasonable Transcuntinental flexed her period and didn't go on and Substitute GM muscles and on (even after a deafening declared the hash would be silence following DWP's free-and there was much hashitt nominations). Some rejoicing! “Tranny for GM, asked if she might consider Tranny for GM!” And then running for GM. she did her duty and sold Haberdashery at rock bottom prices-one day special sale only! “Tranny for GM, Tranny for GM!”)
Much of the pack, plus some extras, followed the hares to Pizzamania for lots of pizza, tit flashes and camaraderie, including SOSA’s pup! Thanks to all of you who came by to cheer on our own hashers and all the others. Special shout out to Kill the Wabbit and others who brought donations of beer and snacks-we hope to see you next year for our 5 year analversary runSave the date: Sunday, Oct 12, 2014-who knows what will happen next year?!! Your Hares, Scribes Snoozemeisters, and luggers of the big ass cooler full of ice, Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head
Some in the pack would say it was the typical LBM trail (some neighborhood, some CSULB); the hares were even threatened by Pig Iron and OFF that "we will snare you in the usual spot." Strangely enough, the hares were NOT snared at all (Pig Iron and OFF may have actually done the true trail), nor did they hear whistles or anything. !
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: [email protected]
RECEDING HARELINE Date
Run #
Hares
Comments!
11-03
1584
I Chink So
11-10
1585
Victoria’s Secretion
11-17
1586
Kowpaddy Kowboy
11-24
1587
Jock!!
12-01
1588
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-08
1589
Wrect Him & Victoria’s Secretion
12-15
1590
Poor Aimy
!
!
!
!
!
Location
Full Moon
Blonde Run
__________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mismanagement Contacts: Grandmasters: “Mr. Rat's Ass” “Strawberry Short Dick”
!
(562)556-0282
Trailmaster:
“I’m F*g Matt Damon”
(562)228-5199
(562)714-4450
Hash Cash:
“Hi Speed Copulator”
(562)822-8400
Sunday October 27, 2013
www.hash.org Run #: 1583 !
!
10:00am
Hares: Passing Wind, Barely Straight and Just Brent
www.lbh3.org Cost: $5.00
Start: 3301 E Hill St, 90755/ Hill St & Obispo Directions: From north on 405 FWY, get off on Cherry south left on Willow Ave. Right on Redondo Ave, Right on Hill Street. Right into the parking lot before Obispo Ave. LFH
From the south on 405 FWY get off on Lakewood Ave. Right on Willow Ave, left on Redondo Ave. Right on Hill Street. Right into the parking lot before Obispo Ave. LFH
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 198 Date: 10/23/1988(25 years ago) Place: Bellflower Hares : NUDER and TINKERBELL Miles: 6
Attendance: 79
The hares decided to take us back to school, Bellflower High School to be precise, so we gathered in the student parking lot just north of Alondra Blvd. They recruited DR. HOLE as their scribe, and he began to make observations for his essay, “How I Spent My Sunday Morning: A Homework Assignment.” His first observation was that this was indeed like high school, walking around the student parking lot with a beer before class. He then observed the hares stretching and spent a long time taking in every movement in detail. On-Sec MITEY BYTE reminded DR. HOLE that his “homework” was due on Wednesday. Finally the pack was off and headed towards the river. FUNGUS and DR. MIKEY went shortcutting while the rest of us ran through the K-Mart parking lot hoping to find a “blue light special.” Bellflower has more churches per square mile than any other city, and we ran past a lot of them. PHUKIT was observed explaining the finer points of hashing to some church ladies while we ran across their church lawn. The terrain was fast and flat, so ALOUETTE, WILD BILL, and FASTLADY were running like this was a 10K. By the time we got lost and found trail again, we were hoping for a beer check. We reached a drive-in movie theatre (remember them?) and saw LUBRICUNT running the other way. He had, for once on his life, been on trail and was just leaving the beer check. DR. HOLE noted that this was a poofter beer check serving only lite beer. We ran through more streets and finally reached the on-in. It seems that the hares had found the only hill in Bellflower, up the ramp to the parking lot at the top of the courthouse. SOSUMI commented, “ I always have beer in courthouse parking lots.” The down-downs were so good that we had an audience of a police helicopter. We had 3 new boots, including Just Doug (Now PIG IRON), and TINKERBELL got the hashit for “licking little boys’ bicycle ! seats on hot summer days.” The on-on was at a dive bar called The Stag.
ALSO IN OCTOBER 1988 – Run # 197 on 10/16 – Lawyer Just Kathie gets named TORT TART.
