A Letter to Dudes
Dear dudes, As a dude myself, I am thoroughly thankful for women. They are freaking awesome. With that being said, let’s go on a journey, shall we? This journey is all about recognizing the woman’s role and her place in society. To you, this journey might sound lame but trust me, ladies love a guy who is aware of her importance and her paramountcy in life. You see, the great thing about women is that their role in society is EVERY ROLE. Just like us guys, females have the capability of doing the same things we can. They just may not have shoulders as broad as us. Believe it or not, the size of your sternum does not increase the functionality of your brain. In other words, bigger one
isn’t smarter one. As guys, we tend to take what our mothers taught us about treating a girl like the way you treat a nice car too far. Of course, it is totally your job to open her car door and pay for her meal on dates, but only as long as you do it with the mentality that she has complete operational magnitude to do it herself. Women are fierce beings that are innovative and creative so treat them with honor. God’s greatest gift to this planet is the woman. She is strong and stubborn. She holds a human in her womb for nine months and lives with it’s constant kicking and tossing and turning and doesn’t even complain as much as she truly should. Could you imagine somebody implanting a small alien in your stomach and not wanting to claw their eyes out whenever you wake up to vomit from how sick you are every morning? Good, me neither. So whenever you go to pinch your friend that just so happens to be a girl’s butt at school tomorrow, stop yourself and reevaluate how it would make you feel if somebody itemized you to a certain portion of your body as something that you are only valuable for. Think of it this way. Say you are the greatest fire twirler in the world and you loved showing your ability to twirl fire off. People come far and wide to see your fire twirling performance, but they can’t seem to not be distracted by the size of your feet. They just sit there during your performance and touch your feet because it amazes them how big they are. How angry would you be if your true assets were overlooked do to your aesthetic appearance? I know I would be.
Now that we have completed that leg of the journey, please follow me as I take you on another path of our journey. This leg is all about accepting the fact that girls will dress however they want just like us guys do. Could you imagine what life would be like if girls got really turned on whenever they saw a guy in basketball shorts or Sperrys? ME NEITHER! These items are vital to the typical dudes wardrobe and if we found out that the public schooling system of America shamed us for wearing these things we just wouldn’t get it. Maybe this is how girls feel when they get hit on for wearing clothes that they feel will properly exude what they’re confident in, themselves. You see, ladies love feeling like ladies. They love expressing the fact that they are confident in what they have, much like people with a lot of money buy nice cars and Rolex watches. When a guy spends a lot of hard work in the gym he can’t help but change his profile picture on his social networking site to a shameless picture of himself flashing his guns or sporting a six pack. So if we do that, why can’t a female wear what she wants, how she wants, where she wants? Respect a lady’s confidence by honoring her for her self expression, not staring a hole through her dignity. The way you talk to a girl is so important. She hears every whisper and can feel you staring at her like a knife in her back (trust me, they have this thing where they know whenever somebody is staring at them, it’s crazy. You’re not being slick, just don't stare at her, bro). As rad and cool as we think calling a female “hot” or “sexy” is, just
think about how much more meaningful it would be to her if you used words like “beautiful” or “stunning”. 10/10 girls will be much more attracted to a guy that finds beauty in her ability to make great conversation than how fleek her eyebrow game is on. A woman named Lillian Gilbreth invented the foot-pedal trash can, so whenever you contemplate treating a girl like trash, ponder on how thankful you are for woman’s ability to be innovative and smart beyond compare. A woman also created the windshield wipers so we would all be dead without them now wouldn’t we? Finally, as a male, realize that the one reason that you are walking this earth right now is because of your mother. She went through labor and now bears stretch marks as a trophy honoring the great job she did having you. Whenever you see potential “bae” material walking down the street or next to you at the grocery store, look a her the way you would want a man to look at your daughter, with respect and dignity. Be a real dude and think about how you treat females. They are so important so treat them like gold. Women are important. Sincerely, A dude
isn’t smarter one. As guys, we tend to take what our mothers taught us about treating a girl like the way you treat a nice car too far. Of course, it is totally your job to open her car door and pay for her meal on dates, but only as long as you do it with the mentality that she has complete operational magnitude to do it herself. Women are fierce beings that are innovative and creative so treat them with honor. God’s greatest gift to this planet is the woman. She is strong and stubborn. She holds a human in her womb for nine months and lives with it’s constant kicking and tossing and turning and doesn’t even complain as much as she truly should. Could you imagine somebody implanting a small alien in your stomach and not wanting to claw their eyes out whenever you wake up to vomit from how sick you are every morning? Good, me neither. So whenever you go to pinch your friend that just so happens to be a girl’s butt at school tomorrow, stop yourself and reevaluate how it would make you feel if somebody itemized you to a certain portion of your body as something that you are only valuable for. Think of it this way. Say you are the greatest fire twirler in the world and you loved showing your ability to twirl fire off. People come far and wide to see your fire twirling performance, but they can’t seem to not be distracted by the size of your feet. They just sit there during your performance and touch your feet because it amazes them how big they are. How angry would you be if your true assets were overlooked do to your aesthetic appearance? I know I would be.
Now that we have completed that leg of the journey, please follow me as I take you on another path of our journey. This leg is all about accepting the fact that girls will dress however they want just like us guys do. Could you imagine what life would be like if girls got really turned on whenever they saw a guy in basketball shorts or Sperrys? ME NEITHER! These items are vital to the typical dudes wardrobe and if we found out that the public schooling system of America shamed us for wearing these things we just wouldn’t get it. Maybe this is how girls feel when they get hit on for wearing clothes that they feel will properly exude what they’re confident in, themselves. You see, ladies love feeling like ladies. They love expressing the fact that they are confident in what they have, much like people with a lot of money buy nice cars and Rolex watches. When a guy spends a lot of hard work in the gym he can’t help but change his profile picture on his social networking site to a shameless picture of himself flashing his guns or sporting a six pack. So if we do that, why can’t a female wear what she wants, how she wants, where she wants? Respect a lady’s confidence by honoring her for her self expression, not staring a hole through her dignity. The way you talk to a girl is so important. She hears every whisper and can feel you staring at her like a knife in her back (trust me, they have this thing where they know whenever somebody is staring at them, it’s crazy. You’re not being slick, just don't stare at her, bro). As rad and cool as we think calling a female “hot” or “sexy” is, just
think about how much more meaningful it would be to her if you used words like “beautiful” or “stunning”. 10/10 girls will be much more attracted to a guy that finds beauty in her ability to make great conversation than how fleek her eyebrow game is on. A woman named Lillian Gilbreth invented the foot-pedal trash can, so whenever you contemplate treating a girl like trash, ponder on how thankful you are for woman’s ability to be innovative and smart beyond compare. A woman also created the windshield wipers so we would all be dead without them now wouldn’t we? Finally, as a male, realize that the one reason that you are walking this earth right now is because of your mother. She went through labor and now bears stretch marks as a trophy honoring the great job she did having you. Whenever you see potential “bae” material walking down the street or next to you at the grocery store, look a her the way you would want a man to look at your daughter, with respect and dignity. Be a real dude and think about how you treat females. They are so important so treat them like gold. Women are important. Sincerely, A dude
