february 20, 2018 AWS
FEBRUARY 20, 2018 We meet every Tuesday of the month from 9 to 10 a.m. at the Fort Collins, CO Senior Center on Raintree Drive. Coffee & Donuts at 8:30 a.m. ALL ARE WELCOME Our mission Kiwanis is a global organization of volunteers dedicated to changing the world, one child and one community at a time. OFFICERS
PROGRAMS
President Jeff Stewart
TODAY—”Robert E. Lee” by Dave Hamm
President-Elect Feb. 27—Kevin Duggan, Fort Collins Coloradoan, “Status of Allen Green Journalism in General and the Past President Coloradoan in Particular”. John Brubaker Mar. 6—Ray Caraway, Secretary “Community Foundation of Brent Reeves Nor.Colo. (Steve Anderson) Treasurer Mar. 13—OSHER Talk—”Life Harold Boyer Long Learning” Directors: Larry Jones Jim Goettl Nancy Brown Steve Armstead Bill Fennone
LAST WEEK’S MEETING 47 Members. Guests: Jean Messinger, Kevin Jones, Weezie Zimmerman, & Mike Martin and Mike Jensen –both in the process of becoming members.
Grocery Cards Harold Boyer
Welfare of Members: No news is good news!
CLUB ACTIVITIES: We have another Project Smile screening coming up Feb. 28th from 8:30 am to 3:30 a.m. Project Smile CHECK OUT THE SIGN-UP Kevin O’Connell SHEET.
Food Bank Steve Armstead
Reporting Volunteer Hrs:
Send newsletter info, stories, jokes, etc. to: [email protected] DEADLINE is Thursday for the next week’s issue.
CLUB MEETING PRAYER Feb. 20—Doug Murray 27—Bob Fromme Mar. 6—Jim Catalano 13—Don Edminster BIRTHDAYS Feb. 20—Eloise Curtis Peggy Reeves Feb. 25—Byrd Curtis NO ANNIVERSARIES
COMMITTEES
HOUSE
Bob Kingsbury COMMUNITY SERVICE
Bill Fennone Steve Armstead SPIRITUAL AIMS & MEMBER CARE
Al Van Nice Bob Fromme MEMBERSHIP
Henry Bauer PROGRAMS
Bill Tosch Jim Goettl Bill Robertson’ Mary Rezekta Jim Catalano REGISTRATION IS $80 FOR KIWANIANS AND $30 FOR GUESTS. See Rocky Mt. District’s web site and latest Newsletter for details.
SOCIAL
Ken Tharp CHILDREN & YOUTH
Larry Jones Keven O’Connell INTERNATIONAL
Community Service to: Bill Fennone Or Steve Armstead
FUND RAISING
Children/Youth Services to: Larry Jones
PGK FUND Stephen Andersen
Jim Goettl INTERCLUBS
Don Edminster Lloyd Wilson
Read or print our newsletters online: http://poudregoldenknewsletters.blogspot.com/ Printed courtesy of PrintIt!, 154 W. Mountain Ave, Fort Collins, (970) 221-5444 Find our Club’s website at: https://www.facebook.com/.
VOLUNTEER HOURS FOR JANUARY 2018 FOOD BANK – 36.5 hours Steve Armstead Janet Brubaker Hugh Price Bill Robertson Mary Rezetka Ross Fryer Bill See Thomas Mileski Bob Main Perry Irons Jim Goettl Dick Toledano Kevin O’Connell Bob Kingsbury LAFAMILIA—11 hrs. Steve Armstead Kevin O’Connell Larry Jones Jeff Stewart Jeanie Craft Dick Toledano
PIZZA PARTIES—LAURAL 16 HRS. Kent & Nancy Brown Allen Green Hugh Price Larry Jones Jeff Stewart Ed Rice Bill Fennone Lloyd Ferguson Bob Viscount Ross Fryer Jeanie Craft Kevin O’Connell VITA TAX PREP—46 hrs. Bill Robertson Henry Bauer MCBACKPACK PROGRAM Steve Armstead –4.5 hrs. COLORADO WELCOME CENTER Carroll Morony—15 hrs.
I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelli gent after reading this, because you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE!
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don't have acne.
CREATIVE DEFINITIONS: CANTELOUPE: gotta get married in church. IMMEDIATE: to refrain from meditating. CLOTHES DRYER: an appliance that eats socks. SEASON: male offspring of Poseidon LIQUOR: how a male animal cleans his mate. MARITIME: the hour of a wedding. SYNONYM: a linguist's favorite spice.
MEDIEVAL: not completely wicked. THESAURUS: a dinosaur that knows a lot of words. ABDICATE: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. TUMOR: one more than one more. PARASITES: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. URINE: where you are when you aren't out.
PROGRAMS
President Jeff Stewart
TODAY—”Robert E. Lee” by Dave Hamm
President-Elect Feb. 27—Kevin Duggan, Fort Collins Coloradoan, “Status of Allen Green Journalism in General and the Past President Coloradoan in Particular”. John Brubaker Mar. 6—Ray Caraway, Secretary “Community Foundation of Brent Reeves Nor.Colo. (Steve Anderson) Treasurer Mar. 13—OSHER Talk—”Life Harold Boyer Long Learning” Directors: Larry Jones Jim Goettl Nancy Brown Steve Armstead Bill Fennone
LAST WEEK’S MEETING 47 Members. Guests: Jean Messinger, Kevin Jones, Weezie Zimmerman, & Mike Martin and Mike Jensen –both in the process of becoming members.
Grocery Cards Harold Boyer
Welfare of Members: No news is good news!
CLUB ACTIVITIES: We have another Project Smile screening coming up Feb. 28th from 8:30 am to 3:30 a.m. Project Smile CHECK OUT THE SIGN-UP Kevin O’Connell SHEET.
Food Bank Steve Armstead
Reporting Volunteer Hrs:
Send newsletter info, stories, jokes, etc. to: [email protected] DEADLINE is Thursday for the next week’s issue.
CLUB MEETING PRAYER Feb. 20—Doug Murray 27—Bob Fromme Mar. 6—Jim Catalano 13—Don Edminster BIRTHDAYS Feb. 20—Eloise Curtis Peggy Reeves Feb. 25—Byrd Curtis NO ANNIVERSARIES
COMMITTEES
HOUSE
Bob Kingsbury COMMUNITY SERVICE
Bill Fennone Steve Armstead SPIRITUAL AIMS & MEMBER CARE
Al Van Nice Bob Fromme MEMBERSHIP
Henry Bauer PROGRAMS
Bill Tosch Jim Goettl Bill Robertson’ Mary Rezekta Jim Catalano REGISTRATION IS $80 FOR KIWANIANS AND $30 FOR GUESTS. See Rocky Mt. District’s web site and latest Newsletter for details.
SOCIAL
Ken Tharp CHILDREN & YOUTH
Larry Jones Keven O’Connell INTERNATIONAL
Community Service to: Bill Fennone Or Steve Armstead
FUND RAISING
Children/Youth Services to: Larry Jones
PGK FUND Stephen Andersen
Jim Goettl INTERCLUBS
Don Edminster Lloyd Wilson
Read or print our newsletters online: http://poudregoldenknewsletters.blogspot.com/ Printed courtesy of PrintIt!, 154 W. Mountain Ave, Fort Collins, (970) 221-5444 Find our Club’s website at: https://www.facebook.com/.
VOLUNTEER HOURS FOR JANUARY 2018 FOOD BANK – 36.5 hours Steve Armstead Janet Brubaker Hugh Price Bill Robertson Mary Rezetka Ross Fryer Bill See Thomas Mileski Bob Main Perry Irons Jim Goettl Dick Toledano Kevin O’Connell Bob Kingsbury LAFAMILIA—11 hrs. Steve Armstead Kevin O’Connell Larry Jones Jeff Stewart Jeanie Craft Dick Toledano
PIZZA PARTIES—LAURAL 16 HRS. Kent & Nancy Brown Allen Green Hugh Price Larry Jones Jeff Stewart Ed Rice Bill Fennone Lloyd Ferguson Bob Viscount Ross Fryer Jeanie Craft Kevin O’Connell VITA TAX PREP—46 hrs. Bill Robertson Henry Bauer MCBACKPACK PROGRAM Steve Armstead –4.5 hrs. COLORADO WELCOME CENTER Carroll Morony—15 hrs.
I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelli gent after reading this, because you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE!
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don't have acne.
CREATIVE DEFINITIONS: CANTELOUPE: gotta get married in church. IMMEDIATE: to refrain from meditating. CLOTHES DRYER: an appliance that eats socks. SEASON: male offspring of Poseidon LIQUOR: how a male animal cleans his mate. MARITIME: the hour of a wedding. SYNONYM: a linguist's favorite spice.
MEDIEVAL: not completely wicked. THESAURUS: a dinosaur that knows a lot of words. ABDICATE: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. TUMOR: one more than one more. PARASITES: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. URINE: where you are when you aren't out.
