Perverts Score

Cue: "Welcome to the club!"

Music by Greg Silva

PERVERTS

Lyrics by Suzy Conn

Fast (mm approx. 140)

Eb/G

Db/B

D/A

Eb/G

C

D/A

[All:] Db/B

C

3 Where

have

the

all

per-

Eb/G

C

D/A

gone

verts

The Eb/G

Db/B

D/A

Db/B

C

5

ones C

we

could

Eb/G

re-

ly

D/A

upDb/B

Whose

on Gb/Bb

Ab7

Abm/Gb Bb7/F

p.2

7 lust-

ing

was

Bmaj7

E

au-

Fdim

Bb

Ebm

mat-

to-

ic

Like

e-

Ebm/Db

Db/Eb

9 van-

ge-

Ebm/C

lists

Ab7

and Ebm7/Bb

a

lap

Db7

Ab7/Eb

dance

fa-

Abm6/Cb

nat-

Bbm7

ic Db/Ab

11 Please Gb

Bbm/F

Ebm7 Db7

tell

me

Ebm/C

why they disF

ap-

peared

This

Ritard.

13

nor-

mal-

cy

is

get-

Fm/D

ting

weird

G

p.3

and

Anne

and

George

Bm9

and

John

C#m9

Accel.

15

Oh Gmaj11

where

have

all

the

Amaj9

per-

gone

verts

F#

E

Bm7

18

Jill

Tempo I [Pornographer:] A/E

G#/D#

While

Eb/Db

milB

lions

watched

porn F#

on

the

p.4

20 The

net D/A

mon-

ey

in

flowed

just

like

C#/G# G#/F#

B

E

B

22 wine

But

G#9

no

C#7

mat-

ter

how

graph-

ic

I

C#m7

E

24

just

D#m9

can't

get

traf-

G#7

fic

Now

they

B#dim

on-

ly

F#/C#

play

pok-

C#7

er

on-

26

p.5

line F#

make

[Stripper:] And what is G#/D# A/E Eb/Db B

it

through

E

shake

E

med-

i-

a

gal

gon- na

D/A F#

cal

I

shim- my, C#m7

G#/F#

school

I

G#9

but

C#/G#

B

B

and

To

do

NaD#m9

da

they

C#7

gim- me

G#7

Now those B#dim

p.6

ass-

they

holes,

won't

e-

ven

[All:]

drool

Oh . . . D/C

C#m7

Where

B

F#7

have

the

all

per-

verts

[Porn.:]

gone E/G#

E/G#

Db

stared at

porn

from

D/C

Eb/Bb

dusk

to

E/G#

Eb/Bb

D/C

D/C

Db

dawn

[All:] A7

Db

Eb/Bb

Who

G/B

Am/G

The B7/F#

p.7

were

who

ones

pu-

Gbdim

B

F

ti-

and

tans

Em/Db

A7

Em7/B

Bm/F#

Em7 D7

the

ger-

D7

tell

me

Em/C#

twist-

ed

Like the

Em/D

D/E

Em

A7/E

Please G

ly

tru-

bil-

as-

Bm7

Am6/C

why they

sist- ed

dis- apGb

D/A

peared This

Ritard.

45

nor-

mal-

real-

cy is

F#m/D#

ly

weird

Ab

Brit-

'ny, An- nie, Bill

Cm9

and Ron

Dm9

Accel.

47

Oh Abmaj11

where have

all the

Bbmaj9

per-

verts

gone G

F

Cm7

50

p.8

Tempo I [Priest:] Bb/F

A/E

E/D

My

flock C

thought

a

bare G

na-

ked

p.9

52

Was shock- ing

breast

and e- vil

and lewd

I'd

Eb/Bb D/A A/G

C

F

A9

C

D7

55

hear

their con- fes- sions

For-

Dm7

F

their ob- ses- sions Now

give Em9

they're

C#dim

A7

57

off G/D

play-

ing

golf

D7

in

the

[All:]

nude G

Bb/F

A/E

E/D

Now

p.10

59

ev-

'ry-

one

walks

a-

round

nude

Like Eb/Bb

C

G

in-

D/A A/G

C

61

dif-

fer-

ent,

F

un-

ar-

It's

slugs

roused

A9

C

D7

63

[Priest:] nat-

F

'ral

they

say, Dm7

God

made

Em9

us

this

way

A7

Well

I

C#dim

65

p. 11

[All:] guess

we could start

sel- ling

Oh . . .

drugs

Oh . . .

Oh . . .

Eb/Db Dm7

C

G7

68

Where

have

all

the

gone

verts

per-

The F/A

F/A

D

Eb/C#

E/B

E/B

Eb/C#

D

70 ones

we

could

re-

ly

up-

on

The Bb7

D

F/A

E/B

Eb/C#

Ab/C

Bbm/Ab

C7/G

72

p. 12

filth-

y,

the

smut- ty,

the

D#m7

F#

slim-

y,

creep-

the

The Bbm/Ab

Bb7

Fm7

[Porn.:]

74 horn-

y,

the

y,

guilt-

the

shame-

Em7

G

76

y,

[Priest:]

stare!

They

Em7

glare A7

crescendo

They

wick-

ed

They

don't

B7

F#m7

[Strip.:]

don't

the

ful,

[All:] don't

care F#m7

Tell

me

where B7

Oh

p. 13

78 where

have

all

the

per-

verts

gone! E/B

F/A G/A

Em7

A7

D

81

D D

Gm6/Bb

A7

Eb/C#