When was it last swept? (No need to give us your address because we know where you'll be on Christmas Eve).
Refreshment details
Approx. diameter of stack opening:
Yes
No
What type of refreshments will be available? (Tick all that apply)
Have you been good this year?
Milk
Sherry
Please circle the level of your behaviour over the past twelve months (remember he knows):
Whisky
Other (please specify)
Perfect angel
Despicable
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 If you circled between 1 and 6, list below what you would like for Christmas (please note that we are still unable to provide two front teeth):
(Please ensure on the night that the hearth is clear of burning embers, sharp objects or unsuspecting pets)
If you do not have a chimney, please indicate the preferred method of alternative access: Leave a window or door ajar Santa should use his magic key Santa should use his magic dust Other (please explain)
Do you have any cats or dogs that will be loose in the house? Yes
No
How many of each do you have? (Tick all that apply and add quantity)
If you circled between 7 and 10, list below what you would like for Christmas (carefully, and in your best handwriting - try to concentrate):
Dog
How many?
Cat
How many?
Please circle the level of friendliness of any pets in your house: Very friendly
If you circled 7 or above, please suggest a good bribe: (bone, treats etc.)
Access details Does your roof slope? Yes
No
eg. ariel, satellite dish etc.)
Is your roof able to withstand a heavy weight? (nine reindeer, a full sleigh and a large human)
Yes
No
If no, please suggest a nearby parking space:
What snacks will be provided? (Tick all
that apply)
Mince pies
Shortbread
Biscuit
Cake
Other (please specify) Where will these refreshments be found? Fireplace Fridge Table (preferred option) Other (please specify)
Will reindeer refreshments be provided? Yes
No
What will be available? (Please note that
Blitzen is allergic to parsnips)
Don’t go near!
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
(To aid a safe landing please list any obstacles
Beer
Gift positioning details Where would you like your gifts to be placed? Stocking End of bed Under Christmas tree Small in stocking, large under tree Other (please specify)
Declaration
I, the above named child, declare that the information provided is true and correct to the best of my knowledge. I authorise Santa to contact my parents to confirm the accuracy of these details and in the event that the information I have provided does not match that of my parents (especially the level of behaviour), I understand that my Christmas list could be compromised. I also promise to be asleep upon Santa’s arrival on Christmas Eve because he does know.