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January 27, 2008
WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD (Just don’t park here) Marquis called to inform me he is haring Long Beach,it will start at Queensferry, and would I scribe. Sure -- but first a couple of questions: 1: “That’sa bit North for LB”? Marquis explained it’s all Sin-DBare’s fault – SDB had asked him to lay a trail in the area especially for LB. Okay, -- might get 5or 10 people making the trek. Question 2: Where will people park? After the entire neighborhood’s famous for it’s restricted NIMBY no-parking attitude. Apparently some cranky old fart is head of the local Home Owners Association and has some sort of noparking sign stuck up his ass! What did you say Marquis? You’re the head of the local Home Owners Association and you’re working on repealing the noparking ban? Oops – you must have misheard me – no further questions. Since Marquis (and Prince) laid the same trail for L.A. a few weeks earlier, I volunteered for the beercheck. At the L.A. hash, there was no beer check and we all found this a major concern in his trail design– plus it got me out of redoing the f^%king trail and encountering poison oak again. When I pulled up SID and Hozer were already parked about a block from the intended start. They had the last parking spaces for about ¼ mile. Last Train arrived with the beer and was shown a “locals only” place to park by the start;which also is where the down downs would take place.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
The usual suspects began arriving looking for parking and checking in with Alouette. Soon the early bird mountain bikers began leaving and parking became plentiful. Jesus Christ Superscar began handing out flyers for his Hooligan Bastard Party (h’mm, me’ thinks PMS and I are the only Hooligans currently in the LB Hash), plus several others pimping Founder’s Ball to be held February 9th. Ballots were handed out for the up cuming erections and ballot box stuffing began. When it was discovered the beer wagon was near the start, everybody began gravitating towards Point A. Many LB Hashers had their run bags expecting an A to B event. After much milling around Marquis announced it would be an A to A experience, and a place was found for bags. Oedipussy and B & B arrived in a blatant display of elitism showing off their shirts from the previous weekends 50 miler in Avalon. BFD – who hasn’t done one of those? Marquis gave usual instructions – no hills, no dogs,and no poison oak, and the Eagle trail would be twice as long as the Turkey trail. However the run was delayed, as the hare’s flour appeared to have been misplaced. We all thought –no problem, most likely prelayed anyway. Flour was finally located – apparently Rats Ass was planning a pizza party later and needed supplies – and the hare departed. While waiting for the pack to leave, I spotted Spankee with her mom. Wow, she ’s making her mom do this trail again? Whaleboner showed up with hand pick and magnifying glass – hoping maybe another skull will be found on trail? Fungus approached asking if it .
Was okay if he ran 180 degrees from the start direction. No problem – you’ll do it anyway; and take Dr. Mikey with you for company. Screw Cap asked how many beerchecks would there be on trail. One – Eagles only. If looks could kill. I asked Fruit if Marquis can get permission to lay LB trail this far North, can my‘LB Haring banned-for- life stipulation’ be lifted? “Never’’- he responded. The pack was off. Trail ran down hill to the T-E split. The smart bet was the turkey trail, however Blojack, Retracted, Kenny-G, Sum Dum, Low Beams, and many others looking for fun in the woods, took the eagle. Hope they enjoy P.O.. A brief note about the eagle trail. Apparently the gas company has to do a maintenance check every 10 years on their gas lines. Marquis discovered freshly made marks made by gas company employees and converted their hard work into trail. Now you know the rest of the story. At this point I drove off to man the beer check, which would be about 2 miles of trail hashing, or 60 minutes by the clock, from the start. Beer check was on Old Ranch Road. Lots of horses and dogs tucked away justoff of Sunset Blvd. The trail first contoured around West Sullivan Ridge and into the canyon, up to East Sullivan Ridge (above the old Nazi Village). It then came down the Peacock Trail and to the beer-check. Marquis arrived about 30 minutes after leaving the start and popped a beer. Out of nowhere Howdy Do Me blasted in to everyone’s surprise and Snared the Hare,and then popped a brew. At first Howdy asked if there was any light beer – No, just Newcastle Brown. ‘Damn’, he complained. Okay LB, next time it’s PBR for all. The hare gulped his beer and decided time to leave. Soon others arrived – about 2 dozen plus had done the eagle trail. Lots of scrapped hands and knees were attended to, beer consumed, and stories swapped. Then one by one they departed for the end. I was about to fold up the beer check when Retracted came panting in. First thing he asked was whether Spankee had arrived. Yup, about 30 minutes ago I replied. Really, No Way, he exclaimed? Well, I responded, actually it was maybe only 20 minutes ago,but definitely ahead of you big boy. Retracted relaxed at that point. After Retracted came SID,Passing Wind, He’s So Sweet, Never Cums, and a handfu lof others. After being told no body else on trail, I packed up and started to leave and of course a few more hashers cum in. Cockwork sauntered in and requested a beer and a ride back to the end.
No problem. When we arrived I discovered Low Beams was still out on trail but arrived just before the munchies were put out. Down downs began and it was noticed that Marquis had brought his own On On On. A standard issue Roach Coach was parked near the start/end with delightfu lsmells of pig skins and lard drifting in the breeze. Perfect! Pinky was yelling for hashers to abandon the roach coach in favor of the circle – good luck fearless leader. Finally enough hashers gathered around to begin. Marquis was given the usual hare hazing followed by several other reasons for him to drink a beer including a 10th Hare Patch. Among the newbies were Jewels, Jean, and Austin (a fair fast hasher). Visitors included Darth Vader, Waddling Wanker, Never Cums, Retracted, Spankee & Mom. HASHSHIT was awarded to Moaning Fucker. MF apparently had a difficult time putting together that A + B = C. Blojak announced he had poison oak on his dick. We tClam announced she had poison oak on her face. Gee –how did the p.o. on WC’s face get there? Where’s Dr.Mikey to explain? Anyway, MF gladly drank her down down, we all adjourned to the roach coach for beans and rice. No one got a parking ticket, no one got towed, and only one neighbor came out to investigate – which turned out to be a friend of Marquis. He just shook his head and went back inside. Head? Who said head? For all those I did not mention I apologize. Gotta attend more LB hashes – lots of fun. Respectfully submitted: Darth Vader
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Receding Hareline Hares Comments Pinky & Hi Speed Out Going GM run Boyz R Us & Damian Screw Cap, Whale Boner Sloshball Sosumi Betty/LA Marathon Hozer? OPEN-contact Sin D Bare to sign up!!! Screw Cap Birthday Run #702 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY
City Sunset Beach Huntington Bch TBA TBA TBA TBA
Run # 702 Date: 1/25/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Long Beach Hares: 8 YELLOW SNOW & BLOW UP DOLL Miles: 6 Attendance: 90 Run # 702 celebrated both Super Bowl Sunday and the birthdays of hares 8 YELLOW SNOW and BLOW UP DOLL. The hares left at the traditional time for Super Bowl Sunday – 11:18 AM. We ran through some residential neighborhoods and soon reached Beer Check # 1 in El Dorado Park. We passed the LBH3 memorial trees and paid tribute to our fallen hashers. Trail proceeded through a tunnel under the freeway to BC # 2, and then down more residential streets and through a shopping center. Beer Check # 3 was in a small bar. We then ran through CSULB, where most of the pack lost trail. We eventually reached the On-In where GM’s SCOOTER and WILD BILL presided at down-downs. Highlights were the naming of HOLD THE PICKLE and the awarding of the Hashit to FLOUNCER. Then it was on to 8 and BUD’s house for the Super Bowl festivities. There was much food and drink, and there were television sets everywhere so all could watch the game. Many hashers watched from the jacuzzi.
Run Date: 1/20/2008 Run #: 1260 Hares: Marquis De Sade Place: Brentwood end of Queensbury Miles: 4.82 New Boots: Juleigh Alcantara, Brad Eckenmeiler, August Heinrici, Robert Kirklin, Jean Metzger Returners: Stumbelina, Famous Anus, Spankee Yankee, Retracted Visitors: Darth Vader, Beauty, Beaver Fever, Never Cums , Waddling Wanker, Kenny G Spot, Mismanagement Committee 2007 Got Milk Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB New Names: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Patches: SID=200 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Hare Patches: Marquis de Sade=10 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 ON ON: Brought to you---catering truck at the end. On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Run Notes: Shiggy, well marked, views, hills, Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 good run, all off street [email protected] Attendance: 69 On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Hashit: Moanin' for not understanding the Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 relationship between poison oak on Low Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Beams face and Blojaks dick Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP _________________________________ Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash (714)658-2595 Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Otherwise, it will not appear in the Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Snooze! Either e-mail to: Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 [email protected] OR snail mail to: Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected] 1900 E. 53rd St. LB CA 90805________
Sunday, February 3 2008, 11:17 AM Super Bowl XLII Run 1262 h Hares HiSpeed Copulator, The Great Salt Lick, and Blowing Nemo LocationSanta Ana Thomas Guide 859 C1 Cost$4 run, $11 for the SuperBowl Bash From Long Beach, take the 405 South to Bristol. Head North on Bristol towards South Coast Plaza. Travel about 1 mile and turn left on Segerstrom Ave. Turn right on Douglas St. into the parking lot of Carl Thornton Park. LFH. This run starts 1 HOUR LATER than normal due to the late start of the Super Bowl. For a little extra $$ come to the on on @ SHIT PACKER's house after down downs and root for your favorite team or just hang out in the jacuzzi and get drunk! There will be all the food and beer you can drink and eat for the low low price of $11. Oh yeah, the game will be on, too!
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
January 27, 2008
WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD (Just don’t park here) Marquis called to inform me he is haring Long Beach,it will start at Queensferry, and would I scribe. Sure -- but first a couple of questions: 1: “That’sa bit North for LB”? Marquis explained it’s all Sin-DBare’s fault – SDB had asked him to lay a trail in the area especially for LB. Okay, -- might get 5or 10 people making the trek. Question 2: Where will people park? After the entire neighborhood’s famous for it’s restricted NIMBY no-parking attitude. Apparently some cranky old fart is head of the local Home Owners Association and has some sort of noparking sign stuck up his ass! What did you say Marquis? You’re the head of the local Home Owners Association and you’re working on repealing the noparking ban? Oops – you must have misheard me – no further questions. Since Marquis (and Prince) laid the same trail for L.A. a few weeks earlier, I volunteered for the beercheck. At the L.A. hash, there was no beer check and we all found this a major concern in his trail design– plus it got me out of redoing the f^%king trail and encountering poison oak again. When I pulled up SID and Hozer were already parked about a block from the intended start. They had the last parking spaces for about ¼ mile. Last Train arrived with the beer and was shown a “locals only” place to park by the start;which also is where the down downs would take place.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
The usual suspects began arriving looking for parking and checking in with Alouette. Soon the early bird mountain bikers began leaving and parking became plentiful. Jesus Christ Superscar began handing out flyers for his Hooligan Bastard Party (h’mm, me’ thinks PMS and I are the only Hooligans currently in the LB Hash), plus several others pimping Founder’s Ball to be held February 9th. Ballots were handed out for the up cuming erections and ballot box stuffing began. When it was discovered the beer wagon was near the start, everybody began gravitating towards Point A. Many LB Hashers had their run bags expecting an A to B event. After much milling around Marquis announced it would be an A to A experience, and a place was found for bags. Oedipussy and B & B arrived in a blatant display of elitism showing off their shirts from the previous weekends 50 miler in Avalon. BFD – who hasn’t done one of those? Marquis gave usual instructions – no hills, no dogs,and no poison oak, and the Eagle trail would be twice as long as the Turkey trail. However the run was delayed, as the hare’s flour appeared to have been misplaced. We all thought –no problem, most likely prelayed anyway. Flour was finally located – apparently Rats Ass was planning a pizza party later and needed supplies – and the hare departed. While waiting for the pack to leave, I spotted Spankee with her mom. Wow, she ’s making her mom do this trail again? Whaleboner showed up with hand pick and magnifying glass – hoping maybe another skull will be found on trail? Fungus approached asking if it .
Was okay if he ran 180 degrees from the start direction. No problem – you’ll do it anyway; and take Dr. Mikey with you for company. Screw Cap asked how many beerchecks would there be on trail. One – Eagles only. If looks could kill. I asked Fruit if Marquis can get permission to lay LB trail this far North, can my‘LB Haring banned-for- life stipulation’ be lifted? “Never’’- he responded. The pack was off. Trail ran down hill to the T-E split. The smart bet was the turkey trail, however Blojack, Retracted, Kenny-G, Sum Dum, Low Beams, and many others looking for fun in the woods, took the eagle. Hope they enjoy P.O.. A brief note about the eagle trail. Apparently the gas company has to do a maintenance check every 10 years on their gas lines. Marquis discovered freshly made marks made by gas company employees and converted their hard work into trail. Now you know the rest of the story. At this point I drove off to man the beer check, which would be about 2 miles of trail hashing, or 60 minutes by the clock, from the start. Beer check was on Old Ranch Road. Lots of horses and dogs tucked away justoff of Sunset Blvd. The trail first contoured around West Sullivan Ridge and into the canyon, up to East Sullivan Ridge (above the old Nazi Village). It then came down the Peacock Trail and to the beer-check. Marquis arrived about 30 minutes after leaving the start and popped a beer. Out of nowhere Howdy Do Me blasted in to everyone’s surprise and Snared the Hare,and then popped a brew. At first Howdy asked if there was any light beer – No, just Newcastle Brown. ‘Damn’, he complained. Okay LB, next time it’s PBR for all. The hare gulped his beer and decided time to leave. Soon others arrived – about 2 dozen plus had done the eagle trail. Lots of scrapped hands and knees were attended to, beer consumed, and stories swapped. Then one by one they departed for the end. I was about to fold up the beer check when Retracted came panting in. First thing he asked was whether Spankee had arrived. Yup, about 30 minutes ago I replied. Really, No Way, he exclaimed? Well, I responded, actually it was maybe only 20 minutes ago,but definitely ahead of you big boy. Retracted relaxed at that point. After Retracted came SID,Passing Wind, He’s So Sweet, Never Cums, and a handfu lof others. After being told no body else on trail, I packed up and started to leave and of course a few more hashers cum in. Cockwork sauntered in and requested a beer and a ride back to the end.
No problem. When we arrived I discovered Low Beams was still out on trail but arrived just before the munchies were put out. Down downs began and it was noticed that Marquis had brought his own On On On. A standard issue Roach Coach was parked near the start/end with delightfu lsmells of pig skins and lard drifting in the breeze. Perfect! Pinky was yelling for hashers to abandon the roach coach in favor of the circle – good luck fearless leader. Finally enough hashers gathered around to begin. Marquis was given the usual hare hazing followed by several other reasons for him to drink a beer including a 10th Hare Patch. Among the newbies were Jewels, Jean, and Austin (a fair fast hasher). Visitors included Darth Vader, Waddling Wanker, Never Cums, Retracted, Spankee & Mom. HASHSHIT was awarded to Moaning Fucker. MF apparently had a difficult time putting together that A + B = C. Blojak announced he had poison oak on his dick. We tClam announced she had poison oak on her face. Gee –how did the p.o. on WC’s face get there? Where’s Dr.Mikey to explain? Anyway, MF gladly drank her down down, we all adjourned to the roach coach for beans and rice. No one got a parking ticket, no one got towed, and only one neighbor came out to investigate – which turned out to be a friend of Marquis. He just shook his head and went back inside. Head? Who said head? For all those I did not mention I apologize. Gotta attend more LB hashes – lots of fun. Respectfully submitted: Darth Vader
Date 2-10 2-17 2-24 3-02 3-09 3-16 3-23
Run# 1263 1264 1265 1266 1267 1268 1269
Don’t forget to Sign up for Founder’s!! We Have flyers for You…and your Friends!!
Weakly Snooze Stats
Receding Hareline Hares Comments Pinky & Hi Speed Out Going GM run Boyz R Us & Damian Screw Cap, Whale Boner Sloshball Sosumi Betty/LA Marathon Hozer? OPEN-contact Sin D Bare to sign up!!! Screw Cap Birthday Run #702 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY
City Sunset Beach Huntington Bch TBA TBA TBA TBA
Run # 702 Date: 1/25/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Long Beach Hares: 8 YELLOW SNOW & BLOW UP DOLL Miles: 6 Attendance: 90 Run # 702 celebrated both Super Bowl Sunday and the birthdays of hares 8 YELLOW SNOW and BLOW UP DOLL. The hares left at the traditional time for Super Bowl Sunday – 11:18 AM. We ran through some residential neighborhoods and soon reached Beer Check # 1 in El Dorado Park. We passed the LBH3 memorial trees and paid tribute to our fallen hashers. Trail proceeded through a tunnel under the freeway to BC # 2, and then down more residential streets and through a shopping center. Beer Check # 3 was in a small bar. We then ran through CSULB, where most of the pack lost trail. We eventually reached the On-In where GM’s SCOOTER and WILD BILL presided at down-downs. Highlights were the naming of HOLD THE PICKLE and the awarding of the Hashit to FLOUNCER. Then it was on to 8 and BUD’s house for the Super Bowl festivities. There was much food and drink, and there were television sets everywhere so all could watch the game. Many hashers watched from the jacuzzi.
Run Date: 1/20/2008 Run #: 1260 Hares: Marquis De Sade Place: Brentwood end of Queensbury Miles: 4.82 New Boots: Juleigh Alcantara, Brad Eckenmeiler, August Heinrici, Robert Kirklin, Jean Metzger Returners: Stumbelina, Famous Anus, Spankee Yankee, Retracted Visitors: Darth Vader, Beauty, Beaver Fever, Never Cums , Waddling Wanker, Kenny G Spot, Mismanagement Committee 2007 Got Milk Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB New Names: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Patches: SID=200 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Hare Patches: Marquis de Sade=10 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 ON ON: Brought to you---catering truck at the end. On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Run Notes: Shiggy, well marked, views, hills, Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 good run, all off street [email protected] Attendance: 69 On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Hashit: Moanin' for not understanding the Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 relationship between poison oak on Low Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Beams face and Blojaks dick Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP _________________________________ Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash (714)658-2595 Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Otherwise, it will not appear in the Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Snooze! Either e-mail to: Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 [email protected] OR snail mail to: Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected] 1900 E. 53rd St. LB CA 90805________
Sunday, February 3 2008, 11:17 AM Super Bowl XLII Run 1262 h Hares HiSpeed Copulator, The Great Salt Lick, and Blowing Nemo LocationSanta Ana Thomas Guide 859 C1 Cost$4 run, $11 for the SuperBowl Bash From Long Beach, take the 405 South to Bristol. Head North on Bristol towards South Coast Plaza. Travel about 1 mile and turn left on Segerstrom Ave. Turn right on Douglas St. into the parking lot of Carl Thornton Park. LFH. This run starts 1 HOUR LATER than normal due to the late start of the Super Bowl. For a little extra $$ come to the on on @ SHIT PACKER's house after down downs and root for your favorite team or just hang out in the jacuzzi and get drunk! There will be all the food and beer you can drink and eat for the low low price of $11. Oh yeah, the game will be on, too!
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
