03 01 1324
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
March 8, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Fungified Trail Quite the FUNGIFIED trail lay before unknowing hash-ridden adventurers. (INSERT ANYTHING INTERESTING HERE THAT HAPPENED AT THE START AND ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE ENTIRE PACK WAS STUCK ON THE FIRST OF MANY CIRCLE JERK CHECKS BECAUSE CBW DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL LIKE 10:37 am.) So I set off on my journey at full speed *wooooooooooosh*. I come upon a check and saw that everyone had been circle jerked and was most/frustrated/scattered/walking/ SEARCHING FOR TRAIL!? Someone out there (who could that be?) took the initiative to check in the other direction that the circle jerk went in. But mind you, this individual did so thinking in the manner of a fungus ridden organism! (God help him) and went a little farther than usual in his escapade for chalky treasure. ALAS! TRAIL! OnOn! "whistle whistle yell whistle whistle yell!!!“ Continue---> Trail led through some random shiggy business and onto another check and a circle jerk around some school-ish compound. Followed by another mini Circle jerk of lesser proportions due to the fact that if you searched for trail far enough, you would find that trail went in both directions. So obviously you had to go back to the check and in a different direction just to go around and follow the same trail you just accidentally encountered! YAYYYY RUNNING! However VERY GOOD NEWS followed these packslowing mishaps. BEER CHECK #1!!! It was good and there was much rejoicing. (Given that you actually drank a beer, otherwise SUCKS FOR YOU!)
After that the FRB's continued back up and continued on FUNGUS’ straight-lines-with-turns voyage. There was running and more running and some jogging and walking and talk of lynching yadda yadda yadda. BUT WAIT! HOWDY DO ME finds the mushroom shaped hare hiding behind a tree.... HARE SNARE BOIIII!!!. and of coarse where else to do such a thing but next to BEER CHECK #2!?(more rejoicing!) There was a turkey/eagle split after that 2nd beer check. Having done the Eagle route, that first part was mighty fun. Especially since someone already conquered its checks. Blazing-ish speed obviously occurred on that brown dirt. The next check had everyone pretty EFFED for a little while around that shopping center and highway interchange-thing. We finally found it and continued up above the road on some cool dirt trail. There was a wobble legged goober man on said trail that almost got his crooked ass ran over (WHO RUNS WITH EAR PHONES IN THERE EARS ON A HASH TRAIL???!!) OH YEAH- RETARDED NON-HASHING BASTARDS RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1324 Date: March 1, 2009 Location: Torrance Miles: 6 Hares: FUNGUS Attendance: 66 New Boots: None. Visitors: FOX TWAT, SPANKEE YANKEE LAH3 Returners: DWP, NIGHT DEPOSIT, Rhonda Sheldon, Justin Morgan Patches: None Hashitt: Fungus—Need we say more !!! On-On: Maria’s Mexican Restaurant Run Notes: Scenic, fun, views, lots of horse trails and winding streets, 3 beer checks, one check at Fox Twat’s House. Poorly marked, circle jerk from HELL!!!!!
After that there was a mini beast of a hill and some more down hill on concrete. BEER CHECK NUMBA 3! (yeah, I was totally rejoicing with my Tecate and lime. WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!) WILD BILL told this one story about him drinking a strangers beer and allouette peeing in a strangers bathroom and then they disappeared somewhere. good times eh. Couple more hills and a GAZELLE leap of FAITH over a fence followed by a semi monstrous dirt hill to the top of mini mount ON IN. And there you have it. Some folks said that the trail seemed about 7 miles some say it was about 11 miles. Either way we survived and had plenty of beer (enough to spare a few to pour on FUNGUS I suppose!) and screwy but eventually solvable checks and circle jerks. What a beautiful day to be pissed off! Damn did your legs feel great the next day or what?! BURN AND TURN BABY! PS. I hope this write up sucked! CHINBALL WIZARD
Receding Hareline 3/22 3/29 4/2 4/9 4/16 4/30
1327 1328 1329 1330 1331 1332
Dickoreater Nice Hair Fag – Last Sunday Run/Anaheim Phallus Kowpaddy Kowboy OPEN see Trailmaster to sign up Fungus or SOSA or Weed Whacker
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 220 Date: 3/19/1989 (20 years ago) Place: La Mirada Hares: POOR AIM & NUDER Miles: unknown Attendance: unknown Hares POOR AIM and NUDER advertised this run as the ‘March Hare and Mad Hatters’ hash. The pack was advised to wear their strangest hats, and prizes were offered for the Maddest, Most Perverted and Best for Beer Drinking headgear. When we departed from the Behringer Park start location, we followed trail through a nursery, over a block wall, and then over some barbed wire. Scribe COUNT DRAGULA revealed his “ass-hung-on-a-barbedwire-fence-phobia” at this point. We ran through a condo complex, where two residents told us that we needed permission to be there. UNDERCOVER informed them that one of their condo owners left the back gate open for us! Soon we reached some cactus covered hills – and the beer check. Here the trail split into the Hat/No Hat options. The “hatted’ trail led through a green field and a housing tract before returning to the start at the beginning. ASYNC and MOTHER JUGS presided at down-downs where HOTWIRE, WANKER and GINGERBITUS were awarded prizes for the best hats, and WEBFOOT received the hashit for “training the hash”. The on-on was at a cowboy bar. There were plenty of hats there too!
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions, and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Wednesday at 5 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
(Almost) St. Patrick’s Day Run (#1326) Sunday, March 15th, 10 am Hares: JC Super Scar & Broomhilda Location: Lakewood (TG 765 G-6) Cost: $5 Directions:
Exit the 405 Freeway at Cherry Ave. North. Continue north on Cherry and make a right on Cover Road. Turn left on Pixie and right on Kessler. Park along Kessler Street. It's almost St. Patrick's Day, so wear some green and join the party! Sure, and you might just be seein' some virgin territory and the Blarney Stone .... or maybe that's just hare blarney. The on-on is at Brien O'Connor's Pub, located at 4130 Paramount Blvd. Traditional Irish fare (and American food), Irish and American beers on tap, darts, pool, shuffleboard etc. await you.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
March 8, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Fungified Trail Quite the FUNGIFIED trail lay before unknowing hash-ridden adventurers. (INSERT ANYTHING INTERESTING HERE THAT HAPPENED AT THE START AND ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE ENTIRE PACK WAS STUCK ON THE FIRST OF MANY CIRCLE JERK CHECKS BECAUSE CBW DIDN'T SHOW UP UNTIL LIKE 10:37 am.) So I set off on my journey at full speed *wooooooooooosh*. I come upon a check and saw that everyone had been circle jerked and was most/frustrated/scattered/walking/ SEARCHING FOR TRAIL!? Someone out there (who could that be?) took the initiative to check in the other direction that the circle jerk went in. But mind you, this individual did so thinking in the manner of a fungus ridden organism! (God help him) and went a little farther than usual in his escapade for chalky treasure. ALAS! TRAIL! OnOn! "whistle whistle yell whistle whistle yell!!!“ Continue---> Trail led through some random shiggy business and onto another check and a circle jerk around some school-ish compound. Followed by another mini Circle jerk of lesser proportions due to the fact that if you searched for trail far enough, you would find that trail went in both directions. So obviously you had to go back to the check and in a different direction just to go around and follow the same trail you just accidentally encountered! YAYYYY RUNNING! However VERY GOOD NEWS followed these packslowing mishaps. BEER CHECK #1!!! It was good and there was much rejoicing. (Given that you actually drank a beer, otherwise SUCKS FOR YOU!)
After that the FRB's continued back up and continued on FUNGUS’ straight-lines-with-turns voyage. There was running and more running and some jogging and walking and talk of lynching yadda yadda yadda. BUT WAIT! HOWDY DO ME finds the mushroom shaped hare hiding behind a tree.... HARE SNARE BOIIII!!!. and of coarse where else to do such a thing but next to BEER CHECK #2!?(more rejoicing!) There was a turkey/eagle split after that 2nd beer check. Having done the Eagle route, that first part was mighty fun. Especially since someone already conquered its checks. Blazing-ish speed obviously occurred on that brown dirt. The next check had everyone pretty EFFED for a little while around that shopping center and highway interchange-thing. We finally found it and continued up above the road on some cool dirt trail. There was a wobble legged goober man on said trail that almost got his crooked ass ran over (WHO RUNS WITH EAR PHONES IN THERE EARS ON A HASH TRAIL???!!) OH YEAH- RETARDED NON-HASHING BASTARDS RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1324 Date: March 1, 2009 Location: Torrance Miles: 6 Hares: FUNGUS Attendance: 66 New Boots: None. Visitors: FOX TWAT, SPANKEE YANKEE LAH3 Returners: DWP, NIGHT DEPOSIT, Rhonda Sheldon, Justin Morgan Patches: None Hashitt: Fungus—Need we say more !!! On-On: Maria’s Mexican Restaurant Run Notes: Scenic, fun, views, lots of horse trails and winding streets, 3 beer checks, one check at Fox Twat’s House. Poorly marked, circle jerk from HELL!!!!!
After that there was a mini beast of a hill and some more down hill on concrete. BEER CHECK NUMBA 3! (yeah, I was totally rejoicing with my Tecate and lime. WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!) WILD BILL told this one story about him drinking a strangers beer and allouette peeing in a strangers bathroom and then they disappeared somewhere. good times eh. Couple more hills and a GAZELLE leap of FAITH over a fence followed by a semi monstrous dirt hill to the top of mini mount ON IN. And there you have it. Some folks said that the trail seemed about 7 miles some say it was about 11 miles. Either way we survived and had plenty of beer (enough to spare a few to pour on FUNGUS I suppose!) and screwy but eventually solvable checks and circle jerks. What a beautiful day to be pissed off! Damn did your legs feel great the next day or what?! BURN AND TURN BABY! PS. I hope this write up sucked! CHINBALL WIZARD
Receding Hareline 3/22 3/29 4/2 4/9 4/16 4/30
1327 1328 1329 1330 1331 1332
Dickoreater Nice Hair Fag – Last Sunday Run/Anaheim Phallus Kowpaddy Kowboy OPEN see Trailmaster to sign up Fungus or SOSA or Weed Whacker
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 220 Date: 3/19/1989 (20 years ago) Place: La Mirada Hares: POOR AIM & NUDER Miles: unknown Attendance: unknown Hares POOR AIM and NUDER advertised this run as the ‘March Hare and Mad Hatters’ hash. The pack was advised to wear their strangest hats, and prizes were offered for the Maddest, Most Perverted and Best for Beer Drinking headgear. When we departed from the Behringer Park start location, we followed trail through a nursery, over a block wall, and then over some barbed wire. Scribe COUNT DRAGULA revealed his “ass-hung-on-a-barbedwire-fence-phobia” at this point. We ran through a condo complex, where two residents told us that we needed permission to be there. UNDERCOVER informed them that one of their condo owners left the back gate open for us! Soon we reached some cactus covered hills – and the beer check. Here the trail split into the Hat/No Hat options. The “hatted’ trail led through a green field and a housing tract before returning to the start at the beginning. ASYNC and MOTHER JUGS presided at down-downs where HOTWIRE, WANKER and GINGERBITUS were awarded prizes for the best hats, and WEBFOOT received the hashit for “training the hash”. The on-on was at a cowboy bar. There were plenty of hats there too!
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions, and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Wednesday at 5 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
(Almost) St. Patrick’s Day Run (#1326) Sunday, March 15th, 10 am Hares: JC Super Scar & Broomhilda Location: Lakewood (TG 765 G-6) Cost: $5 Directions:
Exit the 405 Freeway at Cherry Ave. North. Continue north on Cherry and make a right on Cover Road. Turn left on Pixie and right on Kessler. Park along Kessler Street. It's almost St. Patrick's Day, so wear some green and join the party! Sure, and you might just be seein' some virgin territory and the Blarney Stone .... or maybe that's just hare blarney. The on-on is at Brien O'Connor's Pub, located at 4130 Paramount Blvd. Traditional Irish fare (and American food), Irish and American beers on tap, darts, pool, shuffleboard etc. await you.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
