04 29 1389
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
May 6, 2010
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
So there we were. Hunkered down in the parking lot surviving 180 mile per hour winds like we were Dorothy and Toto fighting a tornado. Well, we actually did have Toto. SPREAD 'EM BITCH proved she goes both ways by bringing her boy-friend Jack. That's Jack, the Jack Russell Terrier. Creative SPREAD 'EM! Well, Jack filled in for Toto. Though he acted more like LAST TRAIN TO CUNTSVILLE than Toto, humpin' everything in sight. Too bad I DREAM OF WEENIE wasn't there. Our duo could've been complete. (I mean, Before long SOSUMI and I were taking on the homeless camp together. I actually think I saw a pair she was Dorothy at Betty Ford one year... keep up of SOSUMI's pajamas there. I think he just got up people.) from a nap and pretended to be hashing tonight. No, And then the pack was off. My knee was feeling great no wait. That's MORNING COCKTAIL's trick. In so I looked forward to a great fast run - yeah. Who am I fact, wasn't there a guy sleeping by the freeway on kidding?. Thanks a lot, LAST TRAIN for sitting on me this run! That's MORNING'S boyfriend! You've and making me scribe at the last minute. My 20th year gotten into gardening my ass, MORNING! I've got anniversary of hashing will be the Friday night of Bay your number now. SOSUMI then proceeds to tell me to Breakers weekend this year, so thanks LAST TRAIN that he met a guy this week at a bar who ended up for making me scribe for the first time in 20 years!!! having lived in the same exact house as him 10 years Damn. I almost made it a perfect 20. Don't even ask apart in Manhattan Beach.... Did ANYONE see the how many times I've hared. FRUIT OF THE LOOM movie the Lake House??? Anyone?? (It did suck already hates me. because Keanu Reeves was in it.) Well, thank heavens for ALWAYS JUICY for saving me in the So, despite my best intentions of a great run, I had lumber yard. It could've been my 3rd trail in history flashes of genius (go figure!) every 10 feet and had to to get lost on. She waved me toward her because by stop and write my scribe notes. Within 2 minutes I'm then FRUIT's whistle wasn't audible. I was THAT DFL. It didn't help that McDonalds was right there yelling at me to come mess up their toilet. But within a far behind! Too bad I didn't have my IPOD as I walked the last 20 minutes with ALMOST JUICY. few minutes I catch up to the walkers and crazy BROOMHILDA and JOCK are walking what looks like At the end I saw ACHEY BREAKY FART who back to the start. Hmm. There were bushes around... again didn't remember who I was. I'm only good OOh. Gotta get that image out of my head. friends with his roommate and talk to him at all the parties. It's a very good thing he's doing check-in. I heard brain exercises are great to help staving off Alzheimer's. There goes my theory that only geniuses get Alzheimer's. At the end we celebrated ALMOST JUICY's 69th birthday, which she's going to celebrate again and again and again. And by the way, she can belt out a mean version of "Crazy"! Is that because she is?
At Down Downs Katie was named BALLS ON YA supposedly because she wore a mardi gras necklace with big balls on it... yeah, that's it. SIN D BARE got Hash Shit for keeping warm in LAST TRAIN'S van with KAMMONOWANNALEIA. That's another image I've got to get out of my brain. Nah. KAMMONA is too smart for that. SIN D on the other hand.... I think he was actually waiting for LAST TRAIN in the van. Afterall, the chicks do that... Well, all in all another really shitty hash inside the damn box. And I've done my stinkin' scribe duty. Don't ask me for another 20 years!!!!! Night Deposit
Linea de Oro Metro Hashcumming your way! Reserve your seat starting now for the latest LA Metro Hash, which will ride the Linea de Oro into East LA on Saturday, June 5. We'll be at LA/LB/OC/Fool Moon hashes over the next few weeks and you can pay us the advance price of $14.99 then and there, instead of $19.99 on event day. If you pay at an LA hash, it's as easy as handing DtAC a $20 bill to pay for that night's hash cash AND this great event (just ask anyone who's been on a Metro Hash!). Nine drink checks! Two rides on the Metro! All the sights, sounds, tastes and smells of East El Lay! See all the poop at http://www.hash.org/2010/linea%20de%20oro%20flyer.pdf . DtAC, for the Metro Hash Junta Detachable Penis Hard in the Saddle SinDBare
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run #:1389 Hares: Place: Miles: Attendance: New Boots:
Date: 4/29/2010 Undercover & Wrect Him Signal Hill, US Bank on Cherry 4.7 88 Ken Walcoxx, Steffani Hills, Lindsey Franse Returners: Size McMatters, Hitter in the Shitter, Snow Blower, Tonya Hard On New Names: Balls On You, formerly known as Katie Crowler Patches: Jane Fondle - 25 ON ON: Patricias Run Notes: A2A, sleeping homeless people, 1 beer check, freeway shiggy, wild pussies, a little less cold than last week, no cops (but God knows we tried) and Chinball threatening to return the LBH3 back to a traditional Hash again. Hashit: Sin D Bare for sitting in a nice warm car talking to Kammonawannaleia instead of freezing his ass off in the circle like the rest of us.
Gossip, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the SNOOZE!email to: [email protected]
Date 5-20 5-27 6-3 6-10
Run# 1392 1393 1394 1395
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments Sandginastan & PIP LB Redemption Run Phallus in Pornoland & Moanin' F*r Birthday Run OPEN!! Contact Pillsbury to Hare!! Deep Stroke Surrogate 25 Years of Hashing
City LB TBA
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 284 Date: 5/5/1990 (20 years ago) Place: Whittier Attendance: 51 Hares: RIFF RAFF & ON CALL Miles: 3 (with a degree of difficulty factor of 9.7) This special Saturday run marked the 3rd (and
last) Nostradamus Run. This mini-series of runs began in 1988, inspired by the 1987 Whittier earthquake, and typically led us through the hills of Whittier and along the fault line located there. As hashers gathered in Hellman Park, scribe O.F.F. commented on the fact that it had been cool and overcast in Huntington Beach when he left for the run start, but by the time he arrived, it had really started to heat up. Soon the pack was off over a fence and uphill. Really uphill. ACCIDENTAL TOURIST commented, “We must be running on a toxic waste dump, or this land would have been developed.” We were. Suddenly the hares were sighted by the pack, which led to a snaring frenzy. We eventually reached a beer check located at a weather station under a “NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES” sign. AUTO ROTATE swore that he’d bring his helicopter to the next one of these runs. Trail then led back downhill to a second beer check where, to quote O.F.F., “I have never seen more check hanging in my life.” The hot, tired and sweaty pack drank, bitched, and fought over a vacant seat in the beer truck. The unlucky staggered out to yet another check solved by FUNGUS (FUNGUS? On trail?) and back to the park where we started. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the end. We turned down a residential street, spotted the hares running uphill again, and all but MITEY BYTE and ICY HOT refused to go any further. By now it was 103 degrees. After a brief attempt at down-downs, we moved indoors to air-conditioned Barro’s Pizza where we were placed in a semi-private room so we could finish down-downs and ignore social decency. RIFF RAFF decided to “alouette” first time visitor from SDH3 TWIN PEAKS, which provided much amusement to the civilians who wandered past. RIFF RAFF got the hashit for ‘being banned in Texas.” ALSO IN MAY 1990 – Run # 285 on 5/10 – EZ GOIN’ first ran with LBH3 as a visitor from OCH3.
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, May 13 2010, 6:30 PM The REAL Cinco de Mayo Run 1391 Thomas Guide 705 E4
Hares Morning Cocktail Cost $5
Location South Gate Park
Take the 405 North to the 710 North. Exit Firestone, make left on Firestone. Left on Atlantic. At the first traffic signal after Atlantic, turn right onto Southern Avenue. (Southern Ave. is past the 2 smaller streets Southern Lane and Southern Place, which have NO traffic signals). From Southern Avenue, turn left on Pinehurst. Turn right into Golf Parking Lot and LFH. Parking Lot #2 is in between golf course and auditorium. If you pass Tweedy Blvd., you went too far.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
May 6, 2010
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
So there we were. Hunkered down in the parking lot surviving 180 mile per hour winds like we were Dorothy and Toto fighting a tornado. Well, we actually did have Toto. SPREAD 'EM BITCH proved she goes both ways by bringing her boy-friend Jack. That's Jack, the Jack Russell Terrier. Creative SPREAD 'EM! Well, Jack filled in for Toto. Though he acted more like LAST TRAIN TO CUNTSVILLE than Toto, humpin' everything in sight. Too bad I DREAM OF WEENIE wasn't there. Our duo could've been complete. (I mean, Before long SOSUMI and I were taking on the homeless camp together. I actually think I saw a pair she was Dorothy at Betty Ford one year... keep up of SOSUMI's pajamas there. I think he just got up people.) from a nap and pretended to be hashing tonight. No, And then the pack was off. My knee was feeling great no wait. That's MORNING COCKTAIL's trick. In so I looked forward to a great fast run - yeah. Who am I fact, wasn't there a guy sleeping by the freeway on kidding?. Thanks a lot, LAST TRAIN for sitting on me this run! That's MORNING'S boyfriend! You've and making me scribe at the last minute. My 20th year gotten into gardening my ass, MORNING! I've got anniversary of hashing will be the Friday night of Bay your number now. SOSUMI then proceeds to tell me to Breakers weekend this year, so thanks LAST TRAIN that he met a guy this week at a bar who ended up for making me scribe for the first time in 20 years!!! having lived in the same exact house as him 10 years Damn. I almost made it a perfect 20. Don't even ask apart in Manhattan Beach.... Did ANYONE see the how many times I've hared. FRUIT OF THE LOOM movie the Lake House??? Anyone?? (It did suck already hates me. because Keanu Reeves was in it.) Well, thank heavens for ALWAYS JUICY for saving me in the So, despite my best intentions of a great run, I had lumber yard. It could've been my 3rd trail in history flashes of genius (go figure!) every 10 feet and had to to get lost on. She waved me toward her because by stop and write my scribe notes. Within 2 minutes I'm then FRUIT's whistle wasn't audible. I was THAT DFL. It didn't help that McDonalds was right there yelling at me to come mess up their toilet. But within a far behind! Too bad I didn't have my IPOD as I walked the last 20 minutes with ALMOST JUICY. few minutes I catch up to the walkers and crazy BROOMHILDA and JOCK are walking what looks like At the end I saw ACHEY BREAKY FART who back to the start. Hmm. There were bushes around... again didn't remember who I was. I'm only good OOh. Gotta get that image out of my head. friends with his roommate and talk to him at all the parties. It's a very good thing he's doing check-in. I heard brain exercises are great to help staving off Alzheimer's. There goes my theory that only geniuses get Alzheimer's. At the end we celebrated ALMOST JUICY's 69th birthday, which she's going to celebrate again and again and again. And by the way, she can belt out a mean version of "Crazy"! Is that because she is?
At Down Downs Katie was named BALLS ON YA supposedly because she wore a mardi gras necklace with big balls on it... yeah, that's it. SIN D BARE got Hash Shit for keeping warm in LAST TRAIN'S van with KAMMONOWANNALEIA. That's another image I've got to get out of my brain. Nah. KAMMONA is too smart for that. SIN D on the other hand.... I think he was actually waiting for LAST TRAIN in the van. Afterall, the chicks do that... Well, all in all another really shitty hash inside the damn box. And I've done my stinkin' scribe duty. Don't ask me for another 20 years!!!!! Night Deposit
Linea de Oro Metro Hashcumming your way! Reserve your seat starting now for the latest LA Metro Hash, which will ride the Linea de Oro into East LA on Saturday, June 5. We'll be at LA/LB/OC/Fool Moon hashes over the next few weeks and you can pay us the advance price of $14.99 then and there, instead of $19.99 on event day. If you pay at an LA hash, it's as easy as handing DtAC a $20 bill to pay for that night's hash cash AND this great event (just ask anyone who's been on a Metro Hash!). Nine drink checks! Two rides on the Metro! All the sights, sounds, tastes and smells of East El Lay! See all the poop at http://www.hash.org/2010/linea%20de%20oro%20flyer.pdf . DtAC, for the Metro Hash Junta Detachable Penis Hard in the Saddle SinDBare
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run #:1389 Hares: Place: Miles: Attendance: New Boots:
Date: 4/29/2010 Undercover & Wrect Him Signal Hill, US Bank on Cherry 4.7 88 Ken Walcoxx, Steffani Hills, Lindsey Franse Returners: Size McMatters, Hitter in the Shitter, Snow Blower, Tonya Hard On New Names: Balls On You, formerly known as Katie Crowler Patches: Jane Fondle - 25 ON ON: Patricias Run Notes: A2A, sleeping homeless people, 1 beer check, freeway shiggy, wild pussies, a little less cold than last week, no cops (but God knows we tried) and Chinball threatening to return the LBH3 back to a traditional Hash again. Hashit: Sin D Bare for sitting in a nice warm car talking to Kammonawannaleia instead of freezing his ass off in the circle like the rest of us.
Gossip, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the SNOOZE!email to: [email protected]
Date 5-20 5-27 6-3 6-10
Run# 1392 1393 1394 1395
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments Sandginastan & PIP LB Redemption Run Phallus in Pornoland & Moanin' F*r Birthday Run OPEN!! Contact Pillsbury to Hare!! Deep Stroke Surrogate 25 Years of Hashing
City LB TBA
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 284 Date: 5/5/1990 (20 years ago) Place: Whittier Attendance: 51 Hares: RIFF RAFF & ON CALL Miles: 3 (with a degree of difficulty factor of 9.7) This special Saturday run marked the 3rd (and
last) Nostradamus Run. This mini-series of runs began in 1988, inspired by the 1987 Whittier earthquake, and typically led us through the hills of Whittier and along the fault line located there. As hashers gathered in Hellman Park, scribe O.F.F. commented on the fact that it had been cool and overcast in Huntington Beach when he left for the run start, but by the time he arrived, it had really started to heat up. Soon the pack was off over a fence and uphill. Really uphill. ACCIDENTAL TOURIST commented, “We must be running on a toxic waste dump, or this land would have been developed.” We were. Suddenly the hares were sighted by the pack, which led to a snaring frenzy. We eventually reached a beer check located at a weather station under a “NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES” sign. AUTO ROTATE swore that he’d bring his helicopter to the next one of these runs. Trail then led back downhill to a second beer check where, to quote O.F.F., “I have never seen more check hanging in my life.” The hot, tired and sweaty pack drank, bitched, and fought over a vacant seat in the beer truck. The unlucky staggered out to yet another check solved by FUNGUS (FUNGUS? On trail?) and back to the park where we started. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the end. We turned down a residential street, spotted the hares running uphill again, and all but MITEY BYTE and ICY HOT refused to go any further. By now it was 103 degrees. After a brief attempt at down-downs, we moved indoors to air-conditioned Barro’s Pizza where we were placed in a semi-private room so we could finish down-downs and ignore social decency. RIFF RAFF decided to “alouette” first time visitor from SDH3 TWIN PEAKS, which provided much amusement to the civilians who wandered past. RIFF RAFF got the hashit for ‘being banned in Texas.” ALSO IN MAY 1990 – Run # 285 on 5/10 – EZ GOIN’ first ran with LBH3 as a visitor from OCH3.
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, May 13 2010, 6:30 PM The REAL Cinco de Mayo Run 1391 Thomas Guide 705 E4
Hares Morning Cocktail Cost $5
Location South Gate Park
Take the 405 North to the 710 North. Exit Firestone, make left on Firestone. Left on Atlantic. At the first traffic signal after Atlantic, turn right onto Southern Avenue. (Southern Ave. is past the 2 smaller streets Southern Lane and Southern Place, which have NO traffic signals). From Southern Avenue, turn left on Pinehurst. Turn right into Golf Parking Lot and LFH. Parking Lot #2 is in between golf course and auditorium. If you pass Tweedy Blvd., you went too far.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
