05 01 1275
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT The Stray Dogs of Tijuana
May 8, 2008
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
As Imigracion appeared, it was now time for the bario boys BUSTER HER HYMEN and BOYZ ARE US complete with Arriving early for the hash, it was obvious to PIG IRON, ho in tow BABY CRACK WHORE to take off. I was told by HE'S SO SWEET and FUNGUS I must be up to ABSOLUTE WHORE (who blames HARRY TWATTER for something. As I stated I needed to find the el bano to the fact that she is walking funny) that the hares would be change my clothes, ROYAL FLUSH yelled that he okay as they had just finished playing a game of UNO and had toilet paper and a shovel. As much as I would have stolen all the green cards. liked to clad myself in toilet paper and whack him over the Back at the start hashers were putting on their cinco de head with the shovel, my actions were stopped by SO SUE mayo finishing touches for the run...TIT MITT was caught ME and that peace loving flower boy GAY'S O'KAY. So off I complaining to SHE BANGS and BOY GEORGE that she headed (who said head) only to find LAST TRAIN standing gets to wear the Sombrero since the 5th is her birthday. To in line, explaining that he was using the Walmart line for no ones surprise, ALWAYS JUICY grabbed the practice for the unemployment line of Santa Ana. hat...stating that it was her @#$^%#& 50th birthday As I darted for the el bano I was run over by the bull of a tomorrow, and she wanted the #$%^#@& b-day guy BENDOVER exiting the men’s room, complete with sombrero. Before FRUIT OF THE LOOM’S panties could some childish grin as if I had caught him red I mean brown fully bunch up, he was screaming “DOS MINUTOS!” I handed doing something in there.... I returned to the start to quickly introduced JUST SANDY-who had just informed find our other local Costa Mexico resident's NUMB NUTS me that she had tip toed thru the tulips in Holland with and CUMS IN SPURTS, noting that if their shanty was not Teen Age Enema Nurse (miss ya TEN)-to other fellow bad enough, BLO JACK had continued to stink up this wankers I mean walkers GEEZER TEAZER, CORNHOLE neighborhood by bringing some no ingles RIFF RAFF new HUSSIE, BROOMHILDA, SOSA, BIG PETE and boot, and just to piss off WILD BILL, SCREW CAP and KAMMONA as I had to be a runner-I was the scribe. myself, was wearing a damn USC shirt that was rumored As the whistle began to blow, this hash, thanks to ULE by VICTORIA SECRETION and TAILGATE HOOKER to LOG, looked more like the stray dogs of Tijuana than a have seen him steal it from some poor student that hash run. Out of the corner of my eye I saw SCRATCH morning while attending the down town may day rally. . AND SNIFF sizing up those poor pups, muttering As the crowd of began to grow, I came up with, as PINKY something about a BBQ. So off I flew with MASSIVE TWO would state, a "Brilliant" idea.....as this was a Beaner run, I TITS and our very own Mexican jumping bean PIXIE, figured I would narrow down my interviews by finding the bouncing down the typical concrete trail. As we headed for few thirsty Thursday night hashers of Mexican heritage to the railroad tracks to an unmanned beer check, it was chat it up with. Damn there are a lot of you, so point be obvious to ALLOUETTE that this typical long beach trail taken, we are all Mexican because of where we cum from was going to be boring as the hares had spent too much or by what we have slept with-with the exception of SIR time protesting down town that day rather than laying this LANCE A NUT and BROWN THUMB who were whining trail. that just because they speak Spanish does not make them Picking up speed I was faster than SIN DE BARE'S Mexican. What ever! San Felipe firecracker as I shot by TAKE A NUMBER....had her lazy husband MR. RAT’S ASS finally
rubbed off on her? This couldn't be true-I actually had passed TAKE A NUMBER...were HOWDY and JESUS CHRIST possibly behind me? My mind began to clear from the fog created by the muscial toots from FART AND SMILE who blamed it on some previously devoured bean dip snack as I rounded yet another street with STILLETHOE and VETERAN OF 4 IN WHORES. Ahead we spotted BABY CRACK WHORE squirting cum on some jello shots for SPONGE, WRECKTHIM and FIST OF FUERY. After our jello shots we were off again down the iceplant, along the wall to a Turkey Eagle split. Eagle went thru a tunnel and as we all learned, thanks to POOR AIM at the LONG BEACH 1000th, TITS doesn't do Tunnels. So down along the wall I went and up again onto the tracks. As I caught up to VENUS and ABSOLUTE WHORE, it was there I realized I didn't care if I had missed the Laguna Beach Art Walk as it was here that we found the works of our very own closet tagger BABY CRACK WHORE. As we headed down the tracks, I guess the honeymoon isn't over yet as we spotted 4H and ASS THE OTHER VIRGINA in a compromising position that 6-9 SPILIT was teaching them. Running by with our eyes closed we tumbled down the street around yet another street and at last into the ON IN. We were greeted by PIRATES DREAM, teaching a Mexican hat dance to BEANER BABY and LITTLE POOP MACHINE. Cervesa a flowing, I noted that SIR LANCE A NUT, tired of being confused for a Mexican, had traded his sombrero for a hard hat and was now trying out for the village people. Off I went looking for my bag... it was there I bumped into PACK MY CHUTE trying to save GAYS OKAY and blow some pesos by offering up himself for some jump these two idiots are planning to do this weekend. As the sun set, ERECTION OVER RULED ruled the circle to start... our founder JOCK slipped out telling me he had a 4:30 am wake up date with his Tequila Sunrise. Circle began with SIN DE BARE finally giving the drama lessons to J.C. on how to roll his R's. Speaking of drama, for those of you I may have insulted, remember the hash is meant in jest so keep your beers either in you or on you but not on me. Til we meet again, keep the treads of your Zapatos down and the shoe laces up...ON OUT Tits Ahoy
# 995 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 995 Date: 5/1/2003 (5 years ago) Hares: POKEY, PINKY, POOKIE & PIXILATED PUSSY LOCATION: Huntington Beach Miles: 5 Attendance: 92 This run was titled either “Pixi Pokes Pink Pookie” or “Pookie Poka Pink Pussie”, depending on who’s telling the story. When scribe O.F.F. arrived at the start, the first thing he noticed was that the hares were slamming jello shots and drinking beer. FRUIT did the usual time keeping duties but complained “ four fuckin’ hares and you’re going to give them 15 minutes?” Trail led into a new housing tract where some of the pack was immediately buzzed and followed by a HBPD helicopter. When we reached Central Park, we meandered through the equestrian area, past the duck pond and the Frisbee golf course and to the library where an unmanned beer check was provided in the trunk of an unmarked white sedan. (Sure hope that was hash beer we drank!) We then headed to the railroad tracks and into a gate community where some harpie homeowner bitch threatened to call the police. SUPERSCAR gave her a piece of his mind and frightened her away, allowing the rest of us to pass through unmolested. We soon reached the on-in at a construction site. Here NASTY HABIT and ONE BEAT OFF divulged that the same yuppie shrew had startled NUMB NUTS so badly that he fell on her lawn and soiled his shorts. 8 YELLOW SNOW and FAGGEDY ANDY presided at down-downs where ONE LEFT ONE received his 400 run patch and SIN D BARE got the hashit for the usual reasons. It was reported that the on-on was at Kit’s where some naked butts were sighted.
Date 5-22 5-29 6-5 6-12 6-19 6-26
Run# 1278 1279 1280 1281 1282 1283
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City Victoria’s Secretion Dickereator OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! 4H Pig Iron Sin D Bare _______________________________________________
Weakly Snooze Stats Run Date: Run #: Hares:
5/1/2008 1275 Buster Hymen, Baby Crack Whore, Boyz R Us Place: Lakewood, Back of WalMart 2770 Carson Miles: 4.3 New Boots: Ethan Dietrich, Ernesto Dubon, Stephanie Hutchison, Kyle Lynch, Sandy Marchese, Tammy Roether Returners: Spurtz, Erection Your Honor, Pixulated Pussy, Riff Raff Visitors: Yak In The Box--LA New Names: Patches: Hare Patches: ON ON: Me & Ed's Pizza on Carson Run Notes: Good Run--the twisting, turning streets of Lakewood. Jello shots, On In at Cherry Park. No gondarm interfearance. Attendance: 101 Hashit: Jason Howard--What's worse than Coyote Ugly? Jason brings a "New Boot",she gets drunk, sleeps with him wakes up & declairs she going to join AA and never wants to come hashing again!
_________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB CA 90808
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, May 15 2008, 6:30 PM Standard Issue Thursday Hash Run: 1276 Hares: Numb Nuts, Chewcaca and Spurtz Cost: $4.00 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Thomas Guide: It was on page 500 and something
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Directions: If you like freeways: Get off on driving the 405, then really get off at Golden West street. Head towards the ocean about 4 miles till you come to Summit Drive. Turn Left and follow into the OSH parking lot. If you like PCH: Cum along PCH to Golden west street, turn Left so you don't end up in the ocean. Go for about 1.5 miles and make a right on Summit Dr. and follow into the OSH parking lot. Park behind the nursery, by the kindergarten, LFH.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
May 8, 2008
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
As Imigracion appeared, it was now time for the bario boys BUSTER HER HYMEN and BOYZ ARE US complete with Arriving early for the hash, it was obvious to PIG IRON, ho in tow BABY CRACK WHORE to take off. I was told by HE'S SO SWEET and FUNGUS I must be up to ABSOLUTE WHORE (who blames HARRY TWATTER for something. As I stated I needed to find the el bano to the fact that she is walking funny) that the hares would be change my clothes, ROYAL FLUSH yelled that he okay as they had just finished playing a game of UNO and had toilet paper and a shovel. As much as I would have stolen all the green cards. liked to clad myself in toilet paper and whack him over the Back at the start hashers were putting on their cinco de head with the shovel, my actions were stopped by SO SUE mayo finishing touches for the run...TIT MITT was caught ME and that peace loving flower boy GAY'S O'KAY. So off I complaining to SHE BANGS and BOY GEORGE that she headed (who said head) only to find LAST TRAIN standing gets to wear the Sombrero since the 5th is her birthday. To in line, explaining that he was using the Walmart line for no ones surprise, ALWAYS JUICY grabbed the practice for the unemployment line of Santa Ana. hat...stating that it was her @#$^%#& 50th birthday As I darted for the el bano I was run over by the bull of a tomorrow, and she wanted the #$%^#@& b-day guy BENDOVER exiting the men’s room, complete with sombrero. Before FRUIT OF THE LOOM’S panties could some childish grin as if I had caught him red I mean brown fully bunch up, he was screaming “DOS MINUTOS!” I handed doing something in there.... I returned to the start to quickly introduced JUST SANDY-who had just informed find our other local Costa Mexico resident's NUMB NUTS me that she had tip toed thru the tulips in Holland with and CUMS IN SPURTS, noting that if their shanty was not Teen Age Enema Nurse (miss ya TEN)-to other fellow bad enough, BLO JACK had continued to stink up this wankers I mean walkers GEEZER TEAZER, CORNHOLE neighborhood by bringing some no ingles RIFF RAFF new HUSSIE, BROOMHILDA, SOSA, BIG PETE and boot, and just to piss off WILD BILL, SCREW CAP and KAMMONA as I had to be a runner-I was the scribe. myself, was wearing a damn USC shirt that was rumored As the whistle began to blow, this hash, thanks to ULE by VICTORIA SECRETION and TAILGATE HOOKER to LOG, looked more like the stray dogs of Tijuana than a have seen him steal it from some poor student that hash run. Out of the corner of my eye I saw SCRATCH morning while attending the down town may day rally. . AND SNIFF sizing up those poor pups, muttering As the crowd of began to grow, I came up with, as PINKY something about a BBQ. So off I flew with MASSIVE TWO would state, a "Brilliant" idea.....as this was a Beaner run, I TITS and our very own Mexican jumping bean PIXIE, figured I would narrow down my interviews by finding the bouncing down the typical concrete trail. As we headed for few thirsty Thursday night hashers of Mexican heritage to the railroad tracks to an unmanned beer check, it was chat it up with. Damn there are a lot of you, so point be obvious to ALLOUETTE that this typical long beach trail taken, we are all Mexican because of where we cum from was going to be boring as the hares had spent too much or by what we have slept with-with the exception of SIR time protesting down town that day rather than laying this LANCE A NUT and BROWN THUMB who were whining trail. that just because they speak Spanish does not make them Picking up speed I was faster than SIN DE BARE'S Mexican. What ever! San Felipe firecracker as I shot by TAKE A NUMBER....had her lazy husband MR. RAT’S ASS finally
rubbed off on her? This couldn't be true-I actually had passed TAKE A NUMBER...were HOWDY and JESUS CHRIST possibly behind me? My mind began to clear from the fog created by the muscial toots from FART AND SMILE who blamed it on some previously devoured bean dip snack as I rounded yet another street with STILLETHOE and VETERAN OF 4 IN WHORES. Ahead we spotted BABY CRACK WHORE squirting cum on some jello shots for SPONGE, WRECKTHIM and FIST OF FUERY. After our jello shots we were off again down the iceplant, along the wall to a Turkey Eagle split. Eagle went thru a tunnel and as we all learned, thanks to POOR AIM at the LONG BEACH 1000th, TITS doesn't do Tunnels. So down along the wall I went and up again onto the tracks. As I caught up to VENUS and ABSOLUTE WHORE, it was there I realized I didn't care if I had missed the Laguna Beach Art Walk as it was here that we found the works of our very own closet tagger BABY CRACK WHORE. As we headed down the tracks, I guess the honeymoon isn't over yet as we spotted 4H and ASS THE OTHER VIRGINA in a compromising position that 6-9 SPILIT was teaching them. Running by with our eyes closed we tumbled down the street around yet another street and at last into the ON IN. We were greeted by PIRATES DREAM, teaching a Mexican hat dance to BEANER BABY and LITTLE POOP MACHINE. Cervesa a flowing, I noted that SIR LANCE A NUT, tired of being confused for a Mexican, had traded his sombrero for a hard hat and was now trying out for the village people. Off I went looking for my bag... it was there I bumped into PACK MY CHUTE trying to save GAYS OKAY and blow some pesos by offering up himself for some jump these two idiots are planning to do this weekend. As the sun set, ERECTION OVER RULED ruled the circle to start... our founder JOCK slipped out telling me he had a 4:30 am wake up date with his Tequila Sunrise. Circle began with SIN DE BARE finally giving the drama lessons to J.C. on how to roll his R's. Speaking of drama, for those of you I may have insulted, remember the hash is meant in jest so keep your beers either in you or on you but not on me. Til we meet again, keep the treads of your Zapatos down and the shoe laces up...ON OUT Tits Ahoy
# 995 THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 995 Date: 5/1/2003 (5 years ago) Hares: POKEY, PINKY, POOKIE & PIXILATED PUSSY LOCATION: Huntington Beach Miles: 5 Attendance: 92 This run was titled either “Pixi Pokes Pink Pookie” or “Pookie Poka Pink Pussie”, depending on who’s telling the story. When scribe O.F.F. arrived at the start, the first thing he noticed was that the hares were slamming jello shots and drinking beer. FRUIT did the usual time keeping duties but complained “ four fuckin’ hares and you’re going to give them 15 minutes?” Trail led into a new housing tract where some of the pack was immediately buzzed and followed by a HBPD helicopter. When we reached Central Park, we meandered through the equestrian area, past the duck pond and the Frisbee golf course and to the library where an unmanned beer check was provided in the trunk of an unmarked white sedan. (Sure hope that was hash beer we drank!) We then headed to the railroad tracks and into a gate community where some harpie homeowner bitch threatened to call the police. SUPERSCAR gave her a piece of his mind and frightened her away, allowing the rest of us to pass through unmolested. We soon reached the on-in at a construction site. Here NASTY HABIT and ONE BEAT OFF divulged that the same yuppie shrew had startled NUMB NUTS so badly that he fell on her lawn and soiled his shorts. 8 YELLOW SNOW and FAGGEDY ANDY presided at down-downs where ONE LEFT ONE received his 400 run patch and SIN D BARE got the hashit for the usual reasons. It was reported that the on-on was at Kit’s where some naked butts were sighted.
Date 5-22 5-29 6-5 6-12 6-19 6-26
Run# 1278 1279 1280 1281 1282 1283
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City Victoria’s Secretion Dickereator OPEN-See Poor Aim to sign up! 4H Pig Iron Sin D Bare _______________________________________________
Weakly Snooze Stats Run Date: Run #: Hares:
5/1/2008 1275 Buster Hymen, Baby Crack Whore, Boyz R Us Place: Lakewood, Back of WalMart 2770 Carson Miles: 4.3 New Boots: Ethan Dietrich, Ernesto Dubon, Stephanie Hutchison, Kyle Lynch, Sandy Marchese, Tammy Roether Returners: Spurtz, Erection Your Honor, Pixulated Pussy, Riff Raff Visitors: Yak In The Box--LA New Names: Patches: Hare Patches: ON ON: Me & Ed's Pizza on Carson Run Notes: Good Run--the twisting, turning streets of Lakewood. Jello shots, On In at Cherry Park. No gondarm interfearance. Attendance: 101 Hashit: Jason Howard--What's worse than Coyote Ugly? Jason brings a "New Boot",she gets drunk, sleeps with him wakes up & declairs she going to join AA and never wants to come hashing again!
_________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by WEDNESDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either e-mail to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB CA 90808
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, May 15 2008, 6:30 PM Standard Issue Thursday Hash Run: 1276 Hares: Numb Nuts, Chewcaca and Spurtz Cost: $4.00 Location: Huntington Beach, CA Thomas Guide: It was on page 500 and something
h
Directions: If you like freeways: Get off on driving the 405, then really get off at Golden West street. Head towards the ocean about 4 miles till you come to Summit Drive. Turn Left and follow into the OSH parking lot. If you like PCH: Cum along PCH to Golden west street, turn Left so you don't end up in the ocean. Go for about 1.5 miles and make a right on Summit Dr. and follow into the OSH parking lot. Park behind the nursery, by the kindergarten, LFH.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
