05 07 1334
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
May 14, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Seven Ways to Lay While pouring my first beer of the night I overheard Pack My Chute telling Jesus Christ Super Scar, “You would think it can never happen here, but this is the story of how it could happen.” Pack My Chute went on to explain that he has uncovered a militant plot to overthrow the Board of the Long Beach Hash. This if successful would change the fate of each and every hasher. This sounded much too deep for me since I am so shallow. My beer mug and I looked for a much more simple conversation, where did Royal Flush go? General “Jock” Mattoon Scott assembled the pack for his hare lies and proceeded to pass out sheets of paper with his Notes to the Pack. If you think the pack won’t listen while drinking their beer, why do you think they will read? Fruit, following his ever punctual count down had us off on trail.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1334 Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots:
May 7, 2009 Long Beach, 2nd St and Marina Way 5 JOCK and PACK MY CHUTE 104 Danica Kooiman, Seandra Case, Jennifer Wood, Carolyn Bryar Visitors: MARQUIS DE SADE- LA Returners: MORNING COCKTAIL, BEAVER BAM BAM BALLS, LOW BEAMS, STICKY FINGERS, WYONNA JUGS, DEEP STROKE, BIG BOOBS, WADDLING WANKER, RAZOR CLAM, FINGER IN THE DYKE, BACK DOOR WHORE, FAGGEDY ANDY, DEBI GONZALES, AORTA FU, PIRATES DREAM, JAR JAR, POOP MACHINE, SIZE MCMATTERS Patches: ONE LEFT ONE- 569, RIFF RAFF- 569, KAMMONAWANNALEIA- 500, NECROFISHIAC- 169 New Names: None Hashitt: TITS AHOY- for interrupting the circle twice and trying to “train” a new boot how to drink a down down On-On: Dave’s Other Place- Seal Beach Run Notes: Run through shopping mall, In and out of Naples streets and alleys, swim across LB channel
Trail led around the Seaport Hotel parking lot to the intersection of PCH and 2nd Street. Where the pack avoided jaywalking tickets by waiting for the light to change. Now I can see the walkers waiting for a light to change but come on Fungus. Up stairs then downstairs, Iggy led the pack thru a 2 story circle jerk. Trail takes us over the 2nd Street Bridge and into the alleys. During this part of trail JC Super Scar is telling Pinky of the plot to overthrow the board and possibly kidnap a GM. We continue following flour along Appian Way where I spot Morning Cocktail and Phallus sporting the cool Pippy Longstocking look. Do you think they go shopping together? The pack crosses 2nd Street where I see Detachable Penis stretching his legs or is he posing for the harriettes, oh shit where is AT&T. I continue on thru the alleys and streets until I reach Ocean Blvd. Trail leads us back and forth thru ally ways across Ocean Blvd. and then, The Swim. By the time I hit the water I could see about 12 hashers floating, backstroking, and flat out dog paddling to get across. Blojak was busy helping Blows Interest up and out of the water. What a gentleman or was it the wet T shirt. Once out of the water we made our way to the beercheck where we are rewarded for our efforts with a shot of Cognac. After leaving the beer check I found a beat up cigarette case with a signed confession of the plot to overthrow the board. Not sure what to do with this I turned it over to JC Super Scar. I wanted to finish this trail and get back to the beer. I found myself crossing back over the 2nd Street Bridge where I ran into Always Juicy and AT&T, why does this worry me? Oh well on in to the beer.
The Trailmaster’s corner There are only 8 open run dates left in 2009: 7/16, 9/3, 9/17, 9/24, 10/18, 11/22, 12/6, & 12/13. Every week I see many people who have never hared a trial for LBH3, or haven’t hared in a long time. If you fall into one of these poofter categories, please consider helping out with the haring chore… consider putting a run together and signing up to hare on one of the open dates. If you are a virgin, there are a lot of experienced hares who would be more than happy to show you the ropes …and remember… being a good hasher is more than just showing up to drink beer and follow trail week after week…
More of the plot is uncovered as hidden kegs of beer are discovered that the hares hid from the GMs. The hares openly dared the GMs to stop the conspiracy. Asking who the pack would follow the GMs with the clipboards or the hares with the beer. The GMs with the signed confession, demanded the hares retire and turn the beer over. It was final the conspirators gave in and down downs began with no beer spilled. The hares drank for this shitty trail, Jock had his diaper changed. Kammonawannaleia drank for being here 500 times, Titt Mitt for getting a year older, Riff Raff, Necrofishiac, & One Left One all for misc. patches. Iggy won the Hashit for his overall brilliance on trail. Tits Ahoy tried to save a new boot from showing a body part and was then unanimously awarded the Hashit. This making Iggy’s reign of 5 minutes and 38 seconds the shortest Hashit in LB history. On On Dickoreater
Receding Hareline 5/28 6/4 6/11 6/18 6/25 7/2
1337 1338 1339 1340 1341 1342
Horney Toad, Palos Verdes Moanin’ F*Her Kowpaddy Kowboy, Signal Hill Sin D Bare Phallus in Pornoland Jock
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 230 Date: 5/14/1989 (20 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: RIFF RAFF and ON CALL Miles: 6 Attendance: 39 The big Whittier earthquake occurred in 1987. For 3 years following this event, RIFF RAFF and ON CALL commemorated the “end-of-theworld-shake-up” by hareing special Nostradamus Runs. Nostradamus II took place on a Sunday morning and began at the corner of Hacienda Blvd. and Colima Road. Nostradamus I was hilly and challenging, but II was bigger and better – bigger hills, steeper slopes and a longer trail. We ran on fire roads and dirt paths and some harriettes had to climb doggie style – on all fours – up the steep grades. The pack encountered several dirt bike riders on their travels. Scribe 3M thought he saw the beer truck down in the valley below, but when he arrived he found that it was just another motorcyclist unloading his bike. So the pack continued on through steep hills, past large homes, down expensively planted embankments and into an exclusive golf course. The pack finally reached the beer check ably supervised by BIG BLACK DICK and GINGERBITUS. We drank up and then continued on through more million dollar homes and horse trails before finally reaching the on-in. GMs ASYNC and MOTHER JUGS presided at down-downs where LUBRICUNT was awarded the hashit for cooling off (or taking a bath) in a horse trough on trail. The on-on was at a place called City Lights. ALSO IN MAY 1989 – Run # 232 New boot Scott (now known as O.F.F) first runs with LBH3.
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 5 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected]. Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
Thursday May 21, 2009, 6:30pm Run: 1336 Hares: Passing Wind and Numb Nuts Location: San Pedro Thomas Guide: 853-B2 Take the 110 Freeway South to its terminus. At the signal, turn left onto Gaffey Street. Follow Gaffey Street until it ends (there is a section where it jogs a bit at a stoplight. Stay left/straight) at Paseo Del Mar just before Point Fermin Park turn right. Just around the corner is Joan Milk Flores Park, turn right into the park. The run starts here. From Long Beach take Ocean west, go over both the bridges, turn left onto Gaffey Street and follow the directions above. Come join Passing Wind Celebrate his birthday as he wonders thru San Pedro with beautiful views of the ocean with the help of Numb Nuts. There will be turkey / eagle splits. Dog and Stroller friendly for the turkey.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
May 14, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Seven Ways to Lay While pouring my first beer of the night I overheard Pack My Chute telling Jesus Christ Super Scar, “You would think it can never happen here, but this is the story of how it could happen.” Pack My Chute went on to explain that he has uncovered a militant plot to overthrow the Board of the Long Beach Hash. This if successful would change the fate of each and every hasher. This sounded much too deep for me since I am so shallow. My beer mug and I looked for a much more simple conversation, where did Royal Flush go? General “Jock” Mattoon Scott assembled the pack for his hare lies and proceeded to pass out sheets of paper with his Notes to the Pack. If you think the pack won’t listen while drinking their beer, why do you think they will read? Fruit, following his ever punctual count down had us off on trail.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1334 Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots:
May 7, 2009 Long Beach, 2nd St and Marina Way 5 JOCK and PACK MY CHUTE 104 Danica Kooiman, Seandra Case, Jennifer Wood, Carolyn Bryar Visitors: MARQUIS DE SADE- LA Returners: MORNING COCKTAIL, BEAVER BAM BAM BALLS, LOW BEAMS, STICKY FINGERS, WYONNA JUGS, DEEP STROKE, BIG BOOBS, WADDLING WANKER, RAZOR CLAM, FINGER IN THE DYKE, BACK DOOR WHORE, FAGGEDY ANDY, DEBI GONZALES, AORTA FU, PIRATES DREAM, JAR JAR, POOP MACHINE, SIZE MCMATTERS Patches: ONE LEFT ONE- 569, RIFF RAFF- 569, KAMMONAWANNALEIA- 500, NECROFISHIAC- 169 New Names: None Hashitt: TITS AHOY- for interrupting the circle twice and trying to “train” a new boot how to drink a down down On-On: Dave’s Other Place- Seal Beach Run Notes: Run through shopping mall, In and out of Naples streets and alleys, swim across LB channel
Trail led around the Seaport Hotel parking lot to the intersection of PCH and 2nd Street. Where the pack avoided jaywalking tickets by waiting for the light to change. Now I can see the walkers waiting for a light to change but come on Fungus. Up stairs then downstairs, Iggy led the pack thru a 2 story circle jerk. Trail takes us over the 2nd Street Bridge and into the alleys. During this part of trail JC Super Scar is telling Pinky of the plot to overthrow the board and possibly kidnap a GM. We continue following flour along Appian Way where I spot Morning Cocktail and Phallus sporting the cool Pippy Longstocking look. Do you think they go shopping together? The pack crosses 2nd Street where I see Detachable Penis stretching his legs or is he posing for the harriettes, oh shit where is AT&T. I continue on thru the alleys and streets until I reach Ocean Blvd. Trail leads us back and forth thru ally ways across Ocean Blvd. and then, The Swim. By the time I hit the water I could see about 12 hashers floating, backstroking, and flat out dog paddling to get across. Blojak was busy helping Blows Interest up and out of the water. What a gentleman or was it the wet T shirt. Once out of the water we made our way to the beercheck where we are rewarded for our efforts with a shot of Cognac. After leaving the beer check I found a beat up cigarette case with a signed confession of the plot to overthrow the board. Not sure what to do with this I turned it over to JC Super Scar. I wanted to finish this trail and get back to the beer. I found myself crossing back over the 2nd Street Bridge where I ran into Always Juicy and AT&T, why does this worry me? Oh well on in to the beer.
The Trailmaster’s corner There are only 8 open run dates left in 2009: 7/16, 9/3, 9/17, 9/24, 10/18, 11/22, 12/6, & 12/13. Every week I see many people who have never hared a trial for LBH3, or haven’t hared in a long time. If you fall into one of these poofter categories, please consider helping out with the haring chore… consider putting a run together and signing up to hare on one of the open dates. If you are a virgin, there are a lot of experienced hares who would be more than happy to show you the ropes …and remember… being a good hasher is more than just showing up to drink beer and follow trail week after week…
More of the plot is uncovered as hidden kegs of beer are discovered that the hares hid from the GMs. The hares openly dared the GMs to stop the conspiracy. Asking who the pack would follow the GMs with the clipboards or the hares with the beer. The GMs with the signed confession, demanded the hares retire and turn the beer over. It was final the conspirators gave in and down downs began with no beer spilled. The hares drank for this shitty trail, Jock had his diaper changed. Kammonawannaleia drank for being here 500 times, Titt Mitt for getting a year older, Riff Raff, Necrofishiac, & One Left One all for misc. patches. Iggy won the Hashit for his overall brilliance on trail. Tits Ahoy tried to save a new boot from showing a body part and was then unanimously awarded the Hashit. This making Iggy’s reign of 5 minutes and 38 seconds the shortest Hashit in LB history. On On Dickoreater
Receding Hareline 5/28 6/4 6/11 6/18 6/25 7/2
1337 1338 1339 1340 1341 1342
Horney Toad, Palos Verdes Moanin’ F*Her Kowpaddy Kowboy, Signal Hill Sin D Bare Phallus in Pornoland Jock
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 230 Date: 5/14/1989 (20 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: RIFF RAFF and ON CALL Miles: 6 Attendance: 39 The big Whittier earthquake occurred in 1987. For 3 years following this event, RIFF RAFF and ON CALL commemorated the “end-of-theworld-shake-up” by hareing special Nostradamus Runs. Nostradamus II took place on a Sunday morning and began at the corner of Hacienda Blvd. and Colima Road. Nostradamus I was hilly and challenging, but II was bigger and better – bigger hills, steeper slopes and a longer trail. We ran on fire roads and dirt paths and some harriettes had to climb doggie style – on all fours – up the steep grades. The pack encountered several dirt bike riders on their travels. Scribe 3M thought he saw the beer truck down in the valley below, but when he arrived he found that it was just another motorcyclist unloading his bike. So the pack continued on through steep hills, past large homes, down expensively planted embankments and into an exclusive golf course. The pack finally reached the beer check ably supervised by BIG BLACK DICK and GINGERBITUS. We drank up and then continued on through more million dollar homes and horse trails before finally reaching the on-in. GMs ASYNC and MOTHER JUGS presided at down-downs where LUBRICUNT was awarded the hashit for cooling off (or taking a bath) in a horse trough on trail. The on-on was at a place called City Lights. ALSO IN MAY 1989 – Run # 232 New boot Scott (now known as O.F.F) first runs with LBH3.
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 5 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected]. Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
Thursday May 21, 2009, 6:30pm Run: 1336 Hares: Passing Wind and Numb Nuts Location: San Pedro Thomas Guide: 853-B2 Take the 110 Freeway South to its terminus. At the signal, turn left onto Gaffey Street. Follow Gaffey Street until it ends (there is a section where it jogs a bit at a stoplight. Stay left/straight) at Paseo Del Mar just before Point Fermin Park turn right. Just around the corner is Joan Milk Flores Park, turn right into the park. The run starts here. From Long Beach take Ocean west, go over both the bridges, turn left onto Gaffey Street and follow the directions above. Come join Passing Wind Celebrate his birthday as he wonders thru San Pedro with beautiful views of the ocean with the help of Numb Nuts. There will be turkey / eagle splits. Dog and Stroller friendly for the turkey.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
