05 14 1335
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
May 21, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
If you’re one who just reads the title and then only looks for their name, then you pretty much know what happened. The demarcation point for number 1335 was the Wrigley Shopping Center at the corner of Willow and Long Beach Blvd. Hashtorical trivia: "The Wrigley District of Long Beach gets its name from William Wrigley the owner and founder of the famed Wrigley Spearmint Gum Empire in Chicago. It was one of the first communities established in Long Beach. The original subdivision pattern was established in 1905. The area is developed throughout on a gridiron street pattern. ( We found this to be quite factual.) The district is bound on the north, by the 405 Freeway on the south by Pacific Coast Highway and east by Long Beach Blvd. Pacific Avenue also goes through the area with commercial strip land uses. The flood channel for the Los Angeles River is the western boundary." When we arrived at the famed Wrigley Spearmint Gum Shopping Center Parking Lot, we were greeted by the always "glad to see you" Quincy, his head poking out of Tweedle Me's truck. Nice Hair Fag and It's a Bust were showcasing the new offspring who looked quite well fed and composed. Free Samples: Nice Hair Fag, who do you think he looks like? NHF: I think he has my ears (see pic above).
Early arrivers included Boyz R' Us, Always Juicy, Take a # and Ben Dover. Cum Nail Me and Major Tongue arrived in separate cars. Necrofishiac and Snatch of the Day arrived on separate bikes. Geezer Teaser performed early check-in supervised closely by Pinky. Harry Twatter complained to 6-9 Split that the Thomas Guide map page call-out was outdated and he had trouble because he "didn't know Long Beach." New simple directions: From Orange County, go west on Katella which becomes Willow and turn right just after Long Beach Blvd. The shopping center security guy inquired from Poor Aim to explain our intentions. He said that our running group intended to run through the streets and alleys of the neighborhood.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1335 Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots: Visitors: Returners: Patches: New Names: Hashitt: On-On: Run Notes:
May 14, 2009 Long Beach, Willow and LB Blvs. 4.5 HI SPEED COPULATOR, 6-9 SPLIT, NUMB NUTS 89 Nicole Owens, Julie MacTavish, Kate Mahoney STROKIN IN THE BOYZ ROOM – LAH3 ON WHAT, SPURTZ, Cindy Barlow, Steve Gievers, PSYCHO BITCH None None FUNGUS for being parsimonious (in Hash language that means tight wad) Buono’s Restaurant for food and Puka Bar for Karaoke Shitload of alleys, barking dogs, alleys, river trail, alleys and a bunch of little munchkins
The trail headed north and then east across the Blue Line tracks to an Eagle-Turkey split at a parking garage. I took the Turkey not being a fan of running through parking structures. It was then south through an alley, across Willow past a miniature park. Then down more alleys and west past Fire Station Number 7. Left down an alley, right down an alley, left down an alley, right down an alley, etc. Good things about the alleys: 1) Sort of like shiggy; 2) No cars; and 3) Area ambiance. Bad things about alleys: 1) Straight and boring; and 2) Nut-numbing concrete. When did they start building alleys in cities? Why do new areas not have very many alleys? Who cares? Some of the local youngsters pointed and said, "Not that way, they went this way." This caused Afterbirth to confess that on a run she hared, she bribed the kids to point the wrong way and told them that she would return and get her money back if they didn't do as agreed. We now have learned another one of her dirty little secrets. Now through more alleys as one of the local residents asked us if we were "there about the graffiti." I think he was relieved that we weren't shooting at each other or stealing cars.
Hendrix, Morrison & Tork (or is it Dork)
The first beer check was at PBS Pub & Co hosted by Numb Nuts. From a review at latimes.com: "This (PBS Pub & Co) is a small shack of a pub with a pool table, rustic decor, an outdoor seating area in the back catering to the nicotine addict, shredded wood on the floor, and a dead bighorn hanging on the wall. It's a classic dive that's kept clean." Back Door Whore is hot!!! I guarded her beer while she exchanged pink shorts with Chinball Wizard. Don't worry, Faggedy, we'll take good care of her while you're out of town. The Lakers were on TV and losing 23 to 7. I couldn't stand looking at the carnage and exited as Last Train to Cuntsville entered. The trail meandered west and up the bank to the LA River bike path where we were treated to a nice view of the sunset. As I headed north, Horny Toad shouted, "Come on Sparky. We've got a chance to pass (a walking) Jesus Christ Super Scar for the first time!" But at the last moment JCSC scooted down the bank and the opportunity was thwarted. I took the Eagle at the E-T split, ran down the bank and over an easily scaled fence to beer check number 2. Hi Speed Copulator manned the check and fussed over getting the cups and cans properly taken care of. Plenty of water and plenty of beer. Thanks. The trail headed up through some more alleys to Spring Street and then south through Veterans Memorial Park to the On-In at the south end of the park. Down-Downs commenced after the customary peanut scarfing and potato chip noshing. The GMs announced that this was indeed a "Long Beach trail." We had new boots, Nicole and Kate introduced. Kate apparently dislocated a rib (?) and needed help restoring it back in place. I suspect that there were plenty of volunteers ready to assist. Phallus in Pornoland was called up since she (according to SinD-Bare) was the only pilot in the pack. This was because an airplane had made a belly landing at Long Beach Airport earlier that week. Any reason to get Phallus up there is fine with me. Fungusamungus received the hashit for being much too Jewish. Kammonawannaleia brought up Chinball Wizard proclaiming that he was now in second place, having passed her four times on trail. First place is a tie between Hi Speed and BV Diva. Sir Lance a Nut suggested, "If Chinball grabs her boobs he could capture first place." Or he could die. On-On was announced as occurring at Buono's with a 15% discount and then an On-On-On Puka Bar for drinks and karaoke. I didn't make it since it's a long drive back on Willow and Katella. Here's to the hares. They’re true blue.......
Oh no he didn’t!
On-Out Cums in a Tube
Receding Hareline 6/4 1338 Moanin’ F*Her 6/11 1339 Kowpaddy Kowboy, Signal Hill 6/18 1340 Sin D Bare 6/25 1341 Phallus in Pornoland 7/2 1342 Jock 7/9 1343 Poor Aim & Take A # THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 502 Place: Hares: Miles: 10K
Date: 5/19/1994 (15 years ago) Cerritos REAR ADMIRAL & RUB IT HARD Attendance: 57
Only 57 hashers showed up for this run, but the hares left them disgruntled enough that the trail ended up winning the dubious distinction of “Worst Trail of 1994”. When the pack gathered at Sunshine Park, they were all skeptical about REAR ADMIRAL’s ability to lay a reasonablelength trail, but were ready to give him a chance to redeem himself after his last attempt. Scribe JOCK noted the good parts of the run: relatively unhashed area, well-marked for the most part, nice honeysuckle smell on 195th Street. He also noted the interesting parts of the trail: flood control, bike path, Cerritos Sports Complex, railroad tracks, and a bunch of parks and schools. He then listed the bad parts: way too long, flour marks were hard to follow on grass, hares finished 3 miles from the start without arranging any shuttles, all of which cause down-downs to start way too late. Nevertheless, we did find time to name 3 hashers: CHUM, EAT TAIL – SUCK HEAD and HAND GRIP EARS. The latter two were Marine pals of JAMES BONDAGE. Speaking of BONDAGE, he was award the hashit due to 2 great nominations – using his hair for a pussy and getting crabs from borrowed panties. A few die-hard hashers did make it to the on-on at a Chinese pizza restaurant.
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 7 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
He’s So Sweet and Entertainment Unit had their baby. Her name is Lillian, she was born on May 4th at 8:47 p.m. by cesarean after 20 hrs labor. She was 9lb 1 oz and 22" long. CONGRATULATIONS!!
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
It’s All Down Hill From Here Thursday, May 28, 2009, 6:30 p.m. Run: 1337 Hares: Horney Toad and Yull Jack Off Location: Ranchos Palos Verde Don’t miss this one of a kind HASH, hared by the winners of last year’s Best Trail. A real challenging trail in never before Hashed shiggy for the Eagles. Stroller and dog friendly for the Turkeys. When you’ve been to the top the only way to go from there is down hill. Directions: Take Hawthorne Boulevard south from the 405 Freeway to Palos Verdes Drive North (a long way) turn right to Sliver Spur Road, turn left on Sliver Spur Road and go up the hill to Montemalaga Drive turn right at the traffic light. Turn right on Basswood Avenue to the school on the right and LFH.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
May 21, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
If you’re one who just reads the title and then only looks for their name, then you pretty much know what happened. The demarcation point for number 1335 was the Wrigley Shopping Center at the corner of Willow and Long Beach Blvd. Hashtorical trivia: "The Wrigley District of Long Beach gets its name from William Wrigley the owner and founder of the famed Wrigley Spearmint Gum Empire in Chicago. It was one of the first communities established in Long Beach. The original subdivision pattern was established in 1905. The area is developed throughout on a gridiron street pattern. ( We found this to be quite factual.) The district is bound on the north, by the 405 Freeway on the south by Pacific Coast Highway and east by Long Beach Blvd. Pacific Avenue also goes through the area with commercial strip land uses. The flood channel for the Los Angeles River is the western boundary." When we arrived at the famed Wrigley Spearmint Gum Shopping Center Parking Lot, we were greeted by the always "glad to see you" Quincy, his head poking out of Tweedle Me's truck. Nice Hair Fag and It's a Bust were showcasing the new offspring who looked quite well fed and composed. Free Samples: Nice Hair Fag, who do you think he looks like? NHF: I think he has my ears (see pic above).
Early arrivers included Boyz R' Us, Always Juicy, Take a # and Ben Dover. Cum Nail Me and Major Tongue arrived in separate cars. Necrofishiac and Snatch of the Day arrived on separate bikes. Geezer Teaser performed early check-in supervised closely by Pinky. Harry Twatter complained to 6-9 Split that the Thomas Guide map page call-out was outdated and he had trouble because he "didn't know Long Beach." New simple directions: From Orange County, go west on Katella which becomes Willow and turn right just after Long Beach Blvd. The shopping center security guy inquired from Poor Aim to explain our intentions. He said that our running group intended to run through the streets and alleys of the neighborhood.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1335 Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots: Visitors: Returners: Patches: New Names: Hashitt: On-On: Run Notes:
May 14, 2009 Long Beach, Willow and LB Blvs. 4.5 HI SPEED COPULATOR, 6-9 SPLIT, NUMB NUTS 89 Nicole Owens, Julie MacTavish, Kate Mahoney STROKIN IN THE BOYZ ROOM – LAH3 ON WHAT, SPURTZ, Cindy Barlow, Steve Gievers, PSYCHO BITCH None None FUNGUS for being parsimonious (in Hash language that means tight wad) Buono’s Restaurant for food and Puka Bar for Karaoke Shitload of alleys, barking dogs, alleys, river trail, alleys and a bunch of little munchkins
The trail headed north and then east across the Blue Line tracks to an Eagle-Turkey split at a parking garage. I took the Turkey not being a fan of running through parking structures. It was then south through an alley, across Willow past a miniature park. Then down more alleys and west past Fire Station Number 7. Left down an alley, right down an alley, left down an alley, right down an alley, etc. Good things about the alleys: 1) Sort of like shiggy; 2) No cars; and 3) Area ambiance. Bad things about alleys: 1) Straight and boring; and 2) Nut-numbing concrete. When did they start building alleys in cities? Why do new areas not have very many alleys? Who cares? Some of the local youngsters pointed and said, "Not that way, they went this way." This caused Afterbirth to confess that on a run she hared, she bribed the kids to point the wrong way and told them that she would return and get her money back if they didn't do as agreed. We now have learned another one of her dirty little secrets. Now through more alleys as one of the local residents asked us if we were "there about the graffiti." I think he was relieved that we weren't shooting at each other or stealing cars.
Hendrix, Morrison & Tork (or is it Dork)
The first beer check was at PBS Pub & Co hosted by Numb Nuts. From a review at latimes.com: "This (PBS Pub & Co) is a small shack of a pub with a pool table, rustic decor, an outdoor seating area in the back catering to the nicotine addict, shredded wood on the floor, and a dead bighorn hanging on the wall. It's a classic dive that's kept clean." Back Door Whore is hot!!! I guarded her beer while she exchanged pink shorts with Chinball Wizard. Don't worry, Faggedy, we'll take good care of her while you're out of town. The Lakers were on TV and losing 23 to 7. I couldn't stand looking at the carnage and exited as Last Train to Cuntsville entered. The trail meandered west and up the bank to the LA River bike path where we were treated to a nice view of the sunset. As I headed north, Horny Toad shouted, "Come on Sparky. We've got a chance to pass (a walking) Jesus Christ Super Scar for the first time!" But at the last moment JCSC scooted down the bank and the opportunity was thwarted. I took the Eagle at the E-T split, ran down the bank and over an easily scaled fence to beer check number 2. Hi Speed Copulator manned the check and fussed over getting the cups and cans properly taken care of. Plenty of water and plenty of beer. Thanks. The trail headed up through some more alleys to Spring Street and then south through Veterans Memorial Park to the On-In at the south end of the park. Down-Downs commenced after the customary peanut scarfing and potato chip noshing. The GMs announced that this was indeed a "Long Beach trail." We had new boots, Nicole and Kate introduced. Kate apparently dislocated a rib (?) and needed help restoring it back in place. I suspect that there were plenty of volunteers ready to assist. Phallus in Pornoland was called up since she (according to SinD-Bare) was the only pilot in the pack. This was because an airplane had made a belly landing at Long Beach Airport earlier that week. Any reason to get Phallus up there is fine with me. Fungusamungus received the hashit for being much too Jewish. Kammonawannaleia brought up Chinball Wizard proclaiming that he was now in second place, having passed her four times on trail. First place is a tie between Hi Speed and BV Diva. Sir Lance a Nut suggested, "If Chinball grabs her boobs he could capture first place." Or he could die. On-On was announced as occurring at Buono's with a 15% discount and then an On-On-On Puka Bar for drinks and karaoke. I didn't make it since it's a long drive back on Willow and Katella. Here's to the hares. They’re true blue.......
Oh no he didn’t!
On-Out Cums in a Tube
Receding Hareline 6/4 1338 Moanin’ F*Her 6/11 1339 Kowpaddy Kowboy, Signal Hill 6/18 1340 Sin D Bare 6/25 1341 Phallus in Pornoland 7/2 1342 Jock 7/9 1343 Poor Aim & Take A # THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 502 Place: Hares: Miles: 10K
Date: 5/19/1994 (15 years ago) Cerritos REAR ADMIRAL & RUB IT HARD Attendance: 57
Only 57 hashers showed up for this run, but the hares left them disgruntled enough that the trail ended up winning the dubious distinction of “Worst Trail of 1994”. When the pack gathered at Sunshine Park, they were all skeptical about REAR ADMIRAL’s ability to lay a reasonablelength trail, but were ready to give him a chance to redeem himself after his last attempt. Scribe JOCK noted the good parts of the run: relatively unhashed area, well-marked for the most part, nice honeysuckle smell on 195th Street. He also noted the interesting parts of the trail: flood control, bike path, Cerritos Sports Complex, railroad tracks, and a bunch of parks and schools. He then listed the bad parts: way too long, flour marks were hard to follow on grass, hares finished 3 miles from the start without arranging any shuttles, all of which cause down-downs to start way too late. Nevertheless, we did find time to name 3 hashers: CHUM, EAT TAIL – SUCK HEAD and HAND GRIP EARS. The latter two were Marine pals of JAMES BONDAGE. Speaking of BONDAGE, he was award the hashit due to 2 great nominations – using his hair for a pussy and getting crabs from borrowed panties. A few die-hard hashers did make it to the on-on at a Chinese pizza restaurant.
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 7 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
He’s So Sweet and Entertainment Unit had their baby. Her name is Lillian, she was born on May 4th at 8:47 p.m. by cesarean after 20 hrs labor. She was 9lb 1 oz and 22" long. CONGRATULATIONS!!
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
It’s All Down Hill From Here Thursday, May 28, 2009, 6:30 p.m. Run: 1337 Hares: Horney Toad and Yull Jack Off Location: Ranchos Palos Verde Don’t miss this one of a kind HASH, hared by the winners of last year’s Best Trail. A real challenging trail in never before Hashed shiggy for the Eagles. Stroller and dog friendly for the Turkeys. When you’ve been to the top the only way to go from there is down hill. Directions: Take Hawthorne Boulevard south from the 405 Freeway to Palos Verdes Drive North (a long way) turn right to Sliver Spur Road, turn left on Sliver Spur Road and go up the hill to Montemalaga Drive turn right at the traffic light. Turn right on Basswood Avenue to the school on the right and LFH.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
