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Howdy Do Me folks! Iggy here. That rascally wabbit named Chewcacca asked me to record today’s events just 30 minutes before showdown. Ya know, where I’m from, we usually just take a single-shot rifle and our one-eyed dog and simply shoot them there pesky wabbits. Good eatin and their hides make excellent hats. Just ask that raccoon hat-wearing hasher. This shin dig started at a Ponderosa named after sum feller, Russel C. Paris. I wonder if he’s of relation to that filly named Paris Hilton? Damned strange she is! Too much in-breeding, must be from Arkansas? That filly’s relationship with boys reminds me of those two families in Kentucky, the Hatfields and the McCoys! Meanwhile back at the ranch, the wabbits promised 16 beer checks and forewarned the pack to bring a lot of singles for strippers on trail. Why pay strippers when you can get the same action for free at home with your sister? The wabbits (Chewcacca and No tickee No lickee) scampered off around 6:30 when Poor Aim screamed “I’ll get you wascally wabbits”. We then sat around waiting for dat fellow hasher named after your undergarments to blow the whistle releasing us “hounds”.
We’re off to the races and yours truly and a couple other FRB’s proceeded to set forth on this dastardly trail. Down the Edison power lines easement to a check. Trail proceeded left to a storm drain. Over the fence and through the woods down yonder and into said drain. Cums in da tube and Free Samples were a bit distressed over traversin that them there fence. She asked “aren’t these fences here to keep people out? ” “No”, he replied, “It’s here to keep the river trash in!” We mossied on down to a tunnel under the interstate 405 and on through to daylight and a beer check. After throwin down a few sarsaparillas, Dancing Queen (on his bike) et. al., proceeded yonder through a shopping mall where Royal Flush picked up trail. Of course, he didn’t announce his discovery to the pack. I think that feller is a few bricks short of a bushel. ON ON across Beach Boulevard to a park where Pig Iron short cut. Damn good cutter Mr. Iron. Wonder why his kin folk named him Pig? Must like da mud? Trail proceeded on to the Bella Terra. I think that’s French for nice ass? Speaking of Bella Terras, Y’all seen the offspring of Take a #, MILF? I think that acronym stands for “Mama I’d Love Forever”. This cowboy wouldn’t mind a lil YEEHAW in the hay with that there purdy squaw! Sorry Rats Ass.
almost $280.00 wasted on crappy beer! Captain Hook got hashit for trying on his daughter’s red dress and she commented on how good he looked in it. (Must be from Arkansas?) Hey Captain, I gotta joke for you. You know your white trash when you go to your family reunion looking for a date! The ON ON ON was held at Westminster’s finest strip bar where I was the only one to show up? Speakin of Rats Ass, the trail proceeded to Old World where I saw that feller Rats Ass and Take a # renewing their vows. JUST SAY NO! Trust me, I just went through the big “D” and ain’t talking about Dallas. I couldn’t believe what the judge had to tell us. I got the truck and she got the palace, etc. JUST SAY NO! On through Old World where beer was In Da House. So Sue Me and I forgo the beer check and stopped in Rats Skeller bar for a shot of whisky. Your beer drinkin city slickers are a bunch of wimps. “Whisky is for da men, beer is for the horses!” ON ON to the rail road tracks where I saw 69 Split hitting on a bum under that 405 interstate. The bum said he’d take her offer if she had some whiskey, “beer”, she replied. He declined her proposition. See folks, whiskey! On to a trail aside that interstate and up a hill, over a fence where I spotted Pixalated Pussy promotin the Red Dress run. Y’ all crazy for parading around in San Diego wearing women’s clothes? Steers and queers in San Diego! Speakin of steers, ran into that visitor from Dallas, Texas Not my Johnson. It was good to see some kin fold on trail. Poor Aim short cut, as usual, straight down Beach and was last seen at the strip bar on Newland. JC Superstar was racing to the finish and was heard yelling “I’m going to win this race.” That guy reminds me of the trailer trash back home. Down Downs were at another park where Pinky and HiSpeed conducted the usual Tom Foolery of bad jokes and forcing unsuspecting hashers to drink that crappy beer! Pig Iron got a patch for his 69th run. Wow, that’s
Happy trails and crappy beer pretty much sums up this scribes tale. Y’ all come back soon, ya hear! Respectfully submitted, Ignorant F@*k a.k.a., Iggy (Seargant at arms)
WEAKLY RUN Run Date: Run #: Hares: Place: Miles: New Boots:
STATS 7/5/2007 1230 Chewcaca No Tickee Westminster at Newland & PV st 5 Julia Infante, Jonathan Dalton, William Kessler III, Gemma Lechlinski, Kate Vail Returners : Brown Thumb, Dancing Queen, Iggie, Take a #, Milf Shake, Back Door, Faggety, Soiled My Shorts, Harry Twatter, Scratch & Sniff, Better Hung Then Bug, Massive Two Tits Visitors: Butt Dart, Icehole--- Biloxi,Miss. New Names: None Patches: Pig Iron=769, Chewy=169 Hare Patches: None ON ON: Rathskeller in Old World Run Notes: Two Beer checks one in the middle of the river, the other in Old World. Kept the pack together. Attendance: 85 Hashit: Captain Hook for sneaking into his daughters room, trying on her RED Dress (it fit). so he stole it for the Red Dress run this weekend.
Receding Hareline
Date Run# Hares Comments City 7-19 1232 Last Train, Sin D Bare Drummers Unite Los Alamitos 7-26 1233 Jock, Pack My Chute, IOU BBQ Run Sunset Beach 8-2 1234 NHF, CNM, Pinky 1,2,3,4… Huntington Bch 8-9 1235 Pig Iron Palos Verdes 8-12 1235.5 Sin D Bare & Friends Sunday Summer of Love LB 8-16 1236 Alouette, Poor Aim Lingerie Run 8-23 1237 Screw Loose, Sponge Boobs Ex-girlfriend Run ________________________________________________________________________ THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY RUN # 347 July 11, 1991 Location: Rolling Hills Estates Miles: 5 Attendance: 73 This was the first of many (many, many, many) birthday runs hared by POOR AIM. His partner in crime on this date was PILE DRIVER. After applying liberal amounts of Preparation H and Dentucreme, the hares headed off south across Palos Verdes Drive North, cut through some condos, paralleled Green Hills Cemetery and arrived at a long, nasty, dark “tunnel of death” under the reservoir. After the pack emerged blinking and swearing from under the hill, they traveled on horse trails and through canyons until they reached the Senior Citizen Beer Check at a Little League field. BROOMHILDA and 3 DOG NIGHT were dispensing beer, Geritol and black balloons to the pooped pack. The pack promptly clusterfucked at the beer check for ages – until FUNGUS figured out where the trail actually went! After more hills, ravines, golf courses and tennis clubs, the pack returned to the On-In back at the start. It was obvious that the run had aged the hares considerably. Their hair and beards had become completely gray. EJECT declared that it was a “great trail for a couple of old MotherF*ckers.” Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY, 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, July 19 2007, 6:30 PM Sexy Hot Drummers Run Run 1232 Hares Last Train and Sin D Location Los Alamitos Thomas Guide 796 J-3 Cost $4 Take the 405 South or the 405 North (depending on which side of the orange curtain you live on) to the 605 N and exit at Katella Ave. Turn RIGHT on Wallingsford and then left into the shopping center behind the Church. If you get to the stop sign at Hedwid Road, you've gone too far. Look for hashers in the parking lot behind the church/Polly's Restaurant.
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July 12, 2007
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Shoot out at the Westminster Corral
Howdy Do Me folks! Iggy here. That rascally wabbit named Chewcacca asked me to record today’s events just 30 minutes before showdown. Ya know, where I’m from, we usually just take a single-shot rifle and our one-eyed dog and simply shoot them there pesky wabbits. Good eatin and their hides make excellent hats. Just ask that raccoon hat-wearing hasher. This shin dig started at a Ponderosa named after sum feller, Russel C. Paris. I wonder if he’s of relation to that filly named Paris Hilton? Damned strange she is! Too much in-breeding, must be from Arkansas? That filly’s relationship with boys reminds me of those two families in Kentucky, the Hatfields and the McCoys! Meanwhile back at the ranch, the wabbits promised 16 beer checks and forewarned the pack to bring a lot of singles for strippers on trail. Why pay strippers when you can get the same action for free at home with your sister? The wabbits (Chewcacca and No tickee No lickee) scampered off around 6:30 when Poor Aim screamed “I’ll get you wascally wabbits”. We then sat around waiting for dat fellow hasher named after your undergarments to blow the whistle releasing us “hounds”.
We’re off to the races and yours truly and a couple other FRB’s proceeded to set forth on this dastardly trail. Down the Edison power lines easement to a check. Trail proceeded left to a storm drain. Over the fence and through the woods down yonder and into said drain. Cums in da tube and Free Samples were a bit distressed over traversin that them there fence. She asked “aren’t these fences here to keep people out? ” “No”, he replied, “It’s here to keep the river trash in!” We mossied on down to a tunnel under the interstate 405 and on through to daylight and a beer check. After throwin down a few sarsaparillas, Dancing Queen (on his bike) et. al., proceeded yonder through a shopping mall where Royal Flush picked up trail. Of course, he didn’t announce his discovery to the pack. I think that feller is a few bricks short of a bushel. ON ON across Beach Boulevard to a park where Pig Iron short cut. Damn good cutter Mr. Iron. Wonder why his kin folk named him Pig? Must like da mud? Trail proceeded on to the Bella Terra. I think that’s French for nice ass? Speaking of Bella Terras, Y’all seen the offspring of Take a #, MILF? I think that acronym stands for “Mama I’d Love Forever”. This cowboy wouldn’t mind a lil YEEHAW in the hay with that there purdy squaw! Sorry Rats Ass.
almost $280.00 wasted on crappy beer! Captain Hook got hashit for trying on his daughter’s red dress and she commented on how good he looked in it. (Must be from Arkansas?) Hey Captain, I gotta joke for you. You know your white trash when you go to your family reunion looking for a date! The ON ON ON was held at Westminster’s finest strip bar where I was the only one to show up? Speakin of Rats Ass, the trail proceeded to Old World where I saw that feller Rats Ass and Take a # renewing their vows. JUST SAY NO! Trust me, I just went through the big “D” and ain’t talking about Dallas. I couldn’t believe what the judge had to tell us. I got the truck and she got the palace, etc. JUST SAY NO! On through Old World where beer was In Da House. So Sue Me and I forgo the beer check and stopped in Rats Skeller bar for a shot of whisky. Your beer drinkin city slickers are a bunch of wimps. “Whisky is for da men, beer is for the horses!” ON ON to the rail road tracks where I saw 69 Split hitting on a bum under that 405 interstate. The bum said he’d take her offer if she had some whiskey, “beer”, she replied. He declined her proposition. See folks, whiskey! On to a trail aside that interstate and up a hill, over a fence where I spotted Pixalated Pussy promotin the Red Dress run. Y’ all crazy for parading around in San Diego wearing women’s clothes? Steers and queers in San Diego! Speakin of steers, ran into that visitor from Dallas, Texas Not my Johnson. It was good to see some kin fold on trail. Poor Aim short cut, as usual, straight down Beach and was last seen at the strip bar on Newland. JC Superstar was racing to the finish and was heard yelling “I’m going to win this race.” That guy reminds me of the trailer trash back home. Down Downs were at another park where Pinky and HiSpeed conducted the usual Tom Foolery of bad jokes and forcing unsuspecting hashers to drink that crappy beer! Pig Iron got a patch for his 69th run. Wow, that’s
Happy trails and crappy beer pretty much sums up this scribes tale. Y’ all come back soon, ya hear! Respectfully submitted, Ignorant F@*k a.k.a., Iggy (Seargant at arms)
WEAKLY RUN Run Date: Run #: Hares: Place: Miles: New Boots:
STATS 7/5/2007 1230 Chewcaca No Tickee Westminster at Newland & PV st 5 Julia Infante, Jonathan Dalton, William Kessler III, Gemma Lechlinski, Kate Vail Returners : Brown Thumb, Dancing Queen, Iggie, Take a #, Milf Shake, Back Door, Faggety, Soiled My Shorts, Harry Twatter, Scratch & Sniff, Better Hung Then Bug, Massive Two Tits Visitors: Butt Dart, Icehole--- Biloxi,Miss. New Names: None Patches: Pig Iron=769, Chewy=169 Hare Patches: None ON ON: Rathskeller in Old World Run Notes: Two Beer checks one in the middle of the river, the other in Old World. Kept the pack together. Attendance: 85 Hashit: Captain Hook for sneaking into his daughters room, trying on her RED Dress (it fit). so he stole it for the Red Dress run this weekend.
Receding Hareline
Date Run# Hares Comments City 7-19 1232 Last Train, Sin D Bare Drummers Unite Los Alamitos 7-26 1233 Jock, Pack My Chute, IOU BBQ Run Sunset Beach 8-2 1234 NHF, CNM, Pinky 1,2,3,4… Huntington Bch 8-9 1235 Pig Iron Palos Verdes 8-12 1235.5 Sin D Bare & Friends Sunday Summer of Love LB 8-16 1236 Alouette, Poor Aim Lingerie Run 8-23 1237 Screw Loose, Sponge Boobs Ex-girlfriend Run ________________________________________________________________________ THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY RUN # 347 July 11, 1991 Location: Rolling Hills Estates Miles: 5 Attendance: 73 This was the first of many (many, many, many) birthday runs hared by POOR AIM. His partner in crime on this date was PILE DRIVER. After applying liberal amounts of Preparation H and Dentucreme, the hares headed off south across Palos Verdes Drive North, cut through some condos, paralleled Green Hills Cemetery and arrived at a long, nasty, dark “tunnel of death” under the reservoir. After the pack emerged blinking and swearing from under the hill, they traveled on horse trails and through canyons until they reached the Senior Citizen Beer Check at a Little League field. BROOMHILDA and 3 DOG NIGHT were dispensing beer, Geritol and black balloons to the pooped pack. The pack promptly clusterfucked at the beer check for ages – until FUNGUS figured out where the trail actually went! After more hills, ravines, golf courses and tennis clubs, the pack returned to the On-In back at the start. It was obvious that the run had aged the hares considerably. Their hair and beards had become completely gray. EJECT declared that it was a “great trail for a couple of old MotherF*ckers.” Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY, 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
Mismanagement Committee 2007 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet: Kotlarski (562) 433-9633 Anne “Low Beams” Lattime (714) 775-6512 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Diane “Kammonawannaleia” Eisner (714)658-2595 Trailmaster: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Hash Pusher: Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 756-2962 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Ramona “Moan N’” Tucker (310)378-6453 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Thursday, July 19 2007, 6:30 PM Sexy Hot Drummers Run Run 1232 Hares Last Train and Sin D Location Los Alamitos Thomas Guide 796 J-3 Cost $4 Take the 405 South or the 405 North (depending on which side of the orange curtain you live on) to the 605 N and exit at Katella Ave. Turn RIGHT on Wallingsford and then left into the shopping center behind the Church. If you get to the stop sign at Hedwid Road, you've gone too far. Look for hashers in the parking lot behind the church/Polly's Restaurant.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
