08 19 1408
Thanks for coming out and celebrating another birthday run with us!
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
Aug 26, 2010
From A Special Point of View A couple of months ago, while I was working on the Snooze, I noticed Nice Hair Fag had signed up to do a run for his birthday. Rewind 5 years ago-NHF and I threw a birthday bash at Howdy & Micro's house, so I thought to myself, it'd be fun to do something together again...it's kind of Another milestone birthday, right? We survived a half decade of life...I got married and adopted a dog...ok, and my husband's two sons(tee-hee!), and NHF got married, moved, and had a baby. (Yes, and it's sad but true, that is why we aren't cumming every week..) So I share my thoughts with NHF, and being the nice guy that he is(or because I'm a whole decade older and he is showing respect to his elder-or is that just a cultural thing?), he grins and says, “Sure, why not? It will be fun! We can have a beer check at my house with Corona cupcakes!” Ok, the cupcakes were his Other Half's idea..(crap! What is her hash name? They aren't kidding when they say the short term memory is the first to go...I know her first name is Tania...is that spelled correctly? Oh well...) and of
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course I automatically responded with, “ and I'll have jello shots and a few of my favorite beers at another beer check! “ Ahhh, jello shots...I seem to be obsessed with them of late...Red-rum, Blue-vodka...I'm so glad no one's complained of their frequency! So July rolls around, and I'm thinking, “I better start running a little everyday to get ready to hare”. So, I get a good night's sleep and wake up early to run when it's not too hot. So, I start my morning routine: turn on the computer, make coffee, pet the pooch and get my morning fix of digging in 'Treasure Isle' on Facebook. (It's all my daughter's fault...I totally blame her for getting me to start playing TI!!) An hour has gone by, but the sun still isn't out, so I keep on digging. Now, I'm hungry...hmmm...what do I want to eat? Waffles! So I scarf down my breakfast and try to be good-no more TIjust check your e-mail and go run! So another 30 minutes rolls by, and the desire to run and prepare has long gone...But Wait!! The run doesn't start till 6:30 in the evening! My motivation has returned-I will run in the evening at 6pm!
Fast forward to a week before Aug 19, because everyday before that was pretty much the same-except it started to get frickin' hot! Ok, so so far, I've done some walking the past week, drank a lot of champagne at Venus' two days before the run-before 6pm even! What a light-weight...did some running with my dog...guesstimating the distance I could go without stopping: a quarter mile.....Not so good.... Fast forward to the day of the run...the sun wakes me up before 6:30am-crap! That means it's going to be hot! I get to NHF's house to go over my itty bitty contribution to laying trail, buy ice and beer to supplement my Stone IPAs, Kona Long Boards and Fat Tires, and it's off to the start! Hi-Speed and Wild Bill are with Alouette, who asks me “Are you here?” as in, are you staying? 'cause I do have a habit of dropping off the snooze and leaving after the pack takes off. “I better be here since I'm haring!” I say, nervous as all get out...and just as I find a vessel to quench my already parched throat, in cums Princess of Incest with the drink of ice cold liquid gold. And we're off.... I'm ashamed to tell you how far I was able to run. You don't know how relieved I was that I was able to make it to my beer check un-snared! And that was all due to NHF's well planned meandering through his neighborhood! I hear the Corona cupcakes with lime frosting were a hit, and Aiden didn't seem to mind all the hot sweaty people coming into the garage...and I sure was happy to see the FRB's coming toward me, safe and awaiting their arrival! By the time the last of the walkers came, there was half a can of beer and a few jello shots and a couple of huge 8oz jello cups-they devoured the 8 ouncers, happy to make sure I didn't have any left overs! During down downs, there was much singing and rejoicing over the short but 'nice' trail, caped new boot beer bitches, and a visiting hasher from Flour City whose name started with Head...man-I was confused! I kept hearing Pinky and Chin Ball say “Head!”, but when I looked their way, they weren't talking about me at all. And that's why they call me 'special'...
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run #: Hares: Miles: New Boots:
Another Shitty trail-you can blame it all on me, Special Head (Welcome to my world...) .
Returners: Visitors: Patches: ON ON: Run Notes: Attendance: Hashit:
1408 Place: HB 5555 McFadden Nice Hair Fag & Special Head 3.2 Melissa Arroyo-Mendoze, Lain Chalmers, Eden Dykes, Stephanie Fonsea, Stephanie Garcia, Shawn Jackson, Mary Lombard, Michael Margala, Rick Kober(last week) Beefeater, Cart Tart, EZ, It's A Bust, Marco Homo, Riff Raff, Stumbelina Stings When I Pee, Katie Wallingford Head First--Flour City 6-9= 469 Achey Breaky=300 Venus=50 My Place Short and sweet, streets of HB. Beer check at Nice Hairs house, 1 jello shooter check,Ran thru Marina High School 96 Stumbelina, for saying Australian Bud Light is a Premium Fine Imported Beer!
9-09 9-16 9-23 9-30 10-7 10-14 10-17
Run# 1411 1412 1413 1414 1415 1416 1417
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments City Sin D Bare & Tweedle Me Tweedle's Birthday Run Victoria's Secretion Mexican Independence Day Phallus & Twat Weiler Hot Asian Chicks Run OPEN-find Pillsbury to sign up as a hare! OPEN OPEN Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head LB Marathon Run Long Beach First Sunday run! Watch for time change!
TBA TBA
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected]
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 571 Date: 8/31/1995 (15 years ago) Place: Sunset Beach Hare: RIFF RAFF Miles: 4 Attendance: 56 I wonder if RIFF RAFF knew he was going to win “Worst Run of 1995” when he neglected to find a scribe for this trail. He picked a start location that was promising – the parking lot at Sunset Beach Brewing Company (Peter’s Landing). Since this was the last Thursday night run of the season, the pack was hoping the run would be short and sweet so we could have more time to spend at the on-on. In the following week’s Snooze, the Unknown Hasher provided a few details in the “Generic Write-Up.” In the days before there was photographic evidence that told the tale of the trail online and in the Snooze, some former OnSecs (in this case, LIPOSUCTHIS) used to create these write-ups at the last minute when the hare forgot (on purpose?) to get a scribe. Here it was reported that the hare was off on time, we ran down the beach, there was a beer check (so far so good), and we were able to find the on-in behind a mall. Since the Unknown Hasher shortcut, along with HERMOANICA, WANKER, DARKTANYON and PIG IRON, even the “Generic Write-Up” didn’t provide a clue as to what was Worst Run worthy about this trail. Highlights of down-downs included the naming of Just Bill as LAST TRAIN TO CUNTSVILLE. It was a tough choice between that name and another one with a Monkee theme, PETER DORK! FRUIT OF THE LOOM got the hashit for “not having enough sense to get into TAKE A #’s shorts.” Yes, the on-on was at Sunset Beach Brewing Company where the Unknown Hasher reported that the food was fair and the service was OK. (But what about the beer?) A word to wise hares: even if you think your run is going to suck – GET A SCRIBE!! Without one, the pack will still remember your run was bad, but they just won’t remember why!
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, September 2 2010, 6:30 PM CC=7²+1 Run: 1410 Thomas Guide:
Hare: Calamine Crack Founded NAMBLA in 1937
Location: Cost: $5.00
Redondo Beach
From 405 North, take the Crenshaw Blvd. exit and head south (two quick lefts from the ramp). Turn right (west) on 190th. After approximately 2.92 miles, turn left at the flashing light red at the top of the hill onto Flagler St. Pass the dog park parking lot and the Morrell House and LFH on the left in a parking lot. Park in the lot or on the street. Bring change to park at the ON ON. Calamine Crack is marking the last days of his first half-century. The hare is old and tired, so expect a slow, limping course. Somewhat dog friendly, stroller friendly. To commemorate his golden analversary and acceptance into AARP. the hare will be raffling off free sexual favors. All harriettes (and Last Train) are eligible. See hare for details.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
Aug 26, 2010
From A Special Point of View A couple of months ago, while I was working on the Snooze, I noticed Nice Hair Fag had signed up to do a run for his birthday. Rewind 5 years ago-NHF and I threw a birthday bash at Howdy & Micro's house, so I thought to myself, it'd be fun to do something together again...it's kind of Another milestone birthday, right? We survived a half decade of life...I got married and adopted a dog...ok, and my husband's two sons(tee-hee!), and NHF got married, moved, and had a baby. (Yes, and it's sad but true, that is why we aren't cumming every week..) So I share my thoughts with NHF, and being the nice guy that he is(or because I'm a whole decade older and he is showing respect to his elder-or is that just a cultural thing?), he grins and says, “Sure, why not? It will be fun! We can have a beer check at my house with Corona cupcakes!” Ok, the cupcakes were his Other Half's idea..(crap! What is her hash name? They aren't kidding when they say the short term memory is the first to go...I know her first name is Tania...is that spelled correctly? Oh well...) and of
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
course I automatically responded with, “ and I'll have jello shots and a few of my favorite beers at another beer check! “ Ahhh, jello shots...I seem to be obsessed with them of late...Red-rum, Blue-vodka...I'm so glad no one's complained of their frequency! So July rolls around, and I'm thinking, “I better start running a little everyday to get ready to hare”. So, I get a good night's sleep and wake up early to run when it's not too hot. So, I start my morning routine: turn on the computer, make coffee, pet the pooch and get my morning fix of digging in 'Treasure Isle' on Facebook. (It's all my daughter's fault...I totally blame her for getting me to start playing TI!!) An hour has gone by, but the sun still isn't out, so I keep on digging. Now, I'm hungry...hmmm...what do I want to eat? Waffles! So I scarf down my breakfast and try to be good-no more TIjust check your e-mail and go run! So another 30 minutes rolls by, and the desire to run and prepare has long gone...But Wait!! The run doesn't start till 6:30 in the evening! My motivation has returned-I will run in the evening at 6pm!
Fast forward to a week before Aug 19, because everyday before that was pretty much the same-except it started to get frickin' hot! Ok, so so far, I've done some walking the past week, drank a lot of champagne at Venus' two days before the run-before 6pm even! What a light-weight...did some running with my dog...guesstimating the distance I could go without stopping: a quarter mile.....Not so good.... Fast forward to the day of the run...the sun wakes me up before 6:30am-crap! That means it's going to be hot! I get to NHF's house to go over my itty bitty contribution to laying trail, buy ice and beer to supplement my Stone IPAs, Kona Long Boards and Fat Tires, and it's off to the start! Hi-Speed and Wild Bill are with Alouette, who asks me “Are you here?” as in, are you staying? 'cause I do have a habit of dropping off the snooze and leaving after the pack takes off. “I better be here since I'm haring!” I say, nervous as all get out...and just as I find a vessel to quench my already parched throat, in cums Princess of Incest with the drink of ice cold liquid gold. And we're off.... I'm ashamed to tell you how far I was able to run. You don't know how relieved I was that I was able to make it to my beer check un-snared! And that was all due to NHF's well planned meandering through his neighborhood! I hear the Corona cupcakes with lime frosting were a hit, and Aiden didn't seem to mind all the hot sweaty people coming into the garage...and I sure was happy to see the FRB's coming toward me, safe and awaiting their arrival! By the time the last of the walkers came, there was half a can of beer and a few jello shots and a couple of huge 8oz jello cups-they devoured the 8 ouncers, happy to make sure I didn't have any left overs! During down downs, there was much singing and rejoicing over the short but 'nice' trail, caped new boot beer bitches, and a visiting hasher from Flour City whose name started with Head...man-I was confused! I kept hearing Pinky and Chin Ball say “Head!”, but when I looked their way, they weren't talking about me at all. And that's why they call me 'special'...
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS
Run #: Hares: Miles: New Boots:
Another Shitty trail-you can blame it all on me, Special Head (Welcome to my world...) .
Returners: Visitors: Patches: ON ON: Run Notes: Attendance: Hashit:
1408 Place: HB 5555 McFadden Nice Hair Fag & Special Head 3.2 Melissa Arroyo-Mendoze, Lain Chalmers, Eden Dykes, Stephanie Fonsea, Stephanie Garcia, Shawn Jackson, Mary Lombard, Michael Margala, Rick Kober(last week) Beefeater, Cart Tart, EZ, It's A Bust, Marco Homo, Riff Raff, Stumbelina Stings When I Pee, Katie Wallingford Head First--Flour City 6-9= 469 Achey Breaky=300 Venus=50 My Place Short and sweet, streets of HB. Beer check at Nice Hairs house, 1 jello shooter check,Ran thru Marina High School 96 Stumbelina, for saying Australian Bud Light is a Premium Fine Imported Beer!
9-09 9-16 9-23 9-30 10-7 10-14 10-17
Run# 1411 1412 1413 1414 1415 1416 1417
Receding Hareline
Hares Comments City Sin D Bare & Tweedle Me Tweedle's Birthday Run Victoria's Secretion Mexican Independence Day Phallus & Twat Weiler Hot Asian Chicks Run OPEN-find Pillsbury to sign up as a hare! OPEN OPEN Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head LB Marathon Run Long Beach First Sunday run! Watch for time change!
TBA TBA
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected]
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 571 Date: 8/31/1995 (15 years ago) Place: Sunset Beach Hare: RIFF RAFF Miles: 4 Attendance: 56 I wonder if RIFF RAFF knew he was going to win “Worst Run of 1995” when he neglected to find a scribe for this trail. He picked a start location that was promising – the parking lot at Sunset Beach Brewing Company (Peter’s Landing). Since this was the last Thursday night run of the season, the pack was hoping the run would be short and sweet so we could have more time to spend at the on-on. In the following week’s Snooze, the Unknown Hasher provided a few details in the “Generic Write-Up.” In the days before there was photographic evidence that told the tale of the trail online and in the Snooze, some former OnSecs (in this case, LIPOSUCTHIS) used to create these write-ups at the last minute when the hare forgot (on purpose?) to get a scribe. Here it was reported that the hare was off on time, we ran down the beach, there was a beer check (so far so good), and we were able to find the on-in behind a mall. Since the Unknown Hasher shortcut, along with HERMOANICA, WANKER, DARKTANYON and PIG IRON, even the “Generic Write-Up” didn’t provide a clue as to what was Worst Run worthy about this trail. Highlights of down-downs included the naming of Just Bill as LAST TRAIN TO CUNTSVILLE. It was a tough choice between that name and another one with a Monkee theme, PETER DORK! FRUIT OF THE LOOM got the hashit for “not having enough sense to get into TAKE A #’s shorts.” Yes, the on-on was at Sunset Beach Brewing Company where the Unknown Hasher reported that the food was fair and the service was OK. (But what about the beer?) A word to wise hares: even if you think your run is going to suck – GET A SCRIBE!! Without one, the pack will still remember your run was bad, but they just won’t remember why!
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, September 2 2010, 6:30 PM CC=7²+1 Run: 1410 Thomas Guide:
Hare: Calamine Crack Founded NAMBLA in 1937
Location: Cost: $5.00
Redondo Beach
From 405 North, take the Crenshaw Blvd. exit and head south (two quick lefts from the ramp). Turn right (west) on 190th. After approximately 2.92 miles, turn left at the flashing light red at the top of the hill onto Flagler St. Pass the dog park parking lot and the Morrell House and LFH on the left in a parking lot. Park in the lot or on the street. Bring change to park at the ON ON. Calamine Crack is marking the last days of his first half-century. The hare is old and tired, so expect a slow, limping course. Somewhat dog friendly, stroller friendly. To commemorate his golden analversary and acceptance into AARP. the hare will be raffling off free sexual favors. All harriettes (and Last Train) are eligible. See hare for details.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
