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A sea of Blew Dresses Invades the Belmont Pool Parking lot…

Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT

Our dresses? Still hanging On the rack At a thrift store Near you…

September 4, 2008

Inquiring minds Want to know.. Where did you Get your dress?!

Even Hot Lips dressed Up for the occasion! Let’s hope Big Pink Gets a gander at her…. and gets just as Excited as InfinEatMe And BenDover!

Hash Website: www.lbh3.org

Detachable, Dancing Queen & Faggedy Andy Try to decide who Wore blue best…

SuperScar and Sweet Take in all the blue… Pabst blue, that is…

“Gay’s okay… Gay’s okay!!”

Another funtastic Blew Dress Run, Courtesy of Fish Lips, Tealy Dan, And Pillsbury Blow Boy-Thanks!

What a Terrible way To get more Boob gazing Done! F#@k!! A jaywalking Ticket!

Date 9-11 9-18 9-25 10-2 10-5 10-12

Run# 1296 1297 1298 1299 1301 1302

Receding Hareline Hares Comments Sin D Bare Open-Sign up with Poor Aim! Open-Sign up with Poor Aim! Sin D Bare Last Thursday Run of 2008 Riff Raff First Sunday Run Hi-Speed & Pillsbury Blow Boy LB Marathon

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Weakly Snooze Stats Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY 5pm. E-mail to: [email protected]

Run Date: 8/28/2008 Run #: 1294 Hares: Pillsbury Blow Boy, Fish Lips, Tealy Dan Place: LB, Belmont Shore at Olympic Pool Miles: 2.27

THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 738

Date: 9/3/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Fullerton Hares: REAR ADMIRAL & 2 GUYS PHUCKING Miles: 6.5 or more Attendance: 85 REAR ADMIRAL decided to take us out of the Thursday night box for this run. His comment, “Anyone who complains about the drive should have signed up to hare.” Consequently, the pack began to assemble (under cloudy and gray skies) at the Y intersection of Harbor and Brea Blvds, behind the now defunct National Sports Grill. The hares finally arrived, with flour sacks in hand, about 6:32PM. 15 minutes later, the pack was off and headed uphill on a path caked with dried mud. Soon they reached an area that resembled Vietnam. In addition to the heat and humidity, hashers had to bend down in order not to become decapitated by bamboo stalks. Upon exiting the bamboo forest, we ran down some railroad tracks and through the “bedroom” of some homeless individuals. Next, we entered a neighborhood full of gorgeous estates. You can’t accuse the hares of not including a lot a variety on this trail. Once we crossed a main highway, we were at the beer check, which HOZER bypassed. Suddenly, it started to drizzle and we could hear thunder booming nearby. By now it was getting dark, so we hurried down some smelly horse trails and then to surface streets to reach the on-in, 8 YELLOW SNOW read his usual top 10 list, and threatened the noisy pack with the dreaded block of ice. STALKER GUMP received the Hashit for celebrating his anniversary instead of hashing. The on-on was at National Sports Grill, where REAR ADMIRAL provided 2 giant platters filled with appetizers for us, He also treated everyone to use of the pool tables. What a guy!

New Boots:Rebecca Reindl Returners: Minorbator, Beefeater, Premature HalfChub, Grassy Ass, Harry Palmer, InfinEatme, Special Ed, Tealy Dan, Kelly Motyka, Back Door, Faggety Visitors: New Names: Bill Bielinski=H.R. Bufnstuf Patches: Sin D Bare=500 Jacket, Phallus=25, Stillet-Ho=25, She Bangs=25 & 50 Hare Patches: ON ON: Yankee Doodles Run Notes: Short street run, left turn, right turn, 2 Bar beer checks, silly falses, 5+ jaywalking tickets. Attendance: 119 Hashit: Twat Weiler for being jealous of Howdy's wardrobe

Mismanagement Committee 2008

Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]

Thursday, September 11 2008, 6:30 PM Happy Birthday Tweedle Me! Run: MCCLXXXXVI Hares: SIN D BARE and Beaner Bare Location: Rossmoor Center in Seal Beach Thomas Guide: 796 J-5 Cost: $4 Take the 405 Fwy and Exit at Seal Beach Blvd. and go North toward Los Alamitos. Turn LEFT at Rossmoor Center Way and park behind the Sprouts Market building. What better birthday gift than to have a hot stud muffin hare a trail in your honor; all the chips, peanuts and beer you can consume and then a front row seat to brilliant humor during down downs. If only we could all be so lucky. In Tweedle's honor, the trail most likley will not be stroller, dog, shoe or eye friendly...so get a sitter, carry fido, pack extra shoes and bring a flashlight. Oh yeah, and one more thing...don't jaywalk. ON ON

Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831

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