09 03 1354
Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
September 10, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Lots of Wet, Dark, Untrimmed, Scary Incest Run With the hares promising 8 turkey eagle splits, 2 beer checks and 1 sex on the beach check, Thursday nights hash was already shaping up to be a real pizzah, with wicked potential. And if that wasn’t enough to get your ‘whistles blowing’, flashlights and a change of clothes were also required reading for this crash course in hashing 101… as this was to be Princess of Incest’s virgin hare! Clearly, a fuckup waiting to happen! With the pack off promptly at 6:45, we became bottlenecked at the hole in the fence leading us into a nearby park. Just as soon as we ‘got off,’ we came across the first turkey eagle split quickly followed by the first beer check!!! Not too long after the BC, the pack encountered another turkey eagle split, and while the turkeys ambled off in a safe direction, the eagles departed off on a collision course with two toxic tunnels, monster spiders, followed by a shiggified forest. The reward for all this muck and mire? A sex on the beach (which may have actually been tequila sunrise?) drink check, tucked under a hidden bridge.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1354 September 3, 2009 Long Beach, Carson Towne Center behind Sam’s Club 5.0 CHINBALL WIZARD & PRINCESS OF INCEST 59 Patrick De Guzman, Dana Bailey HORSE’S ASS from LAH3 None None None Peanut Envy – doesn’t like going through shiggy cause he gets chinballs in his hair. On-On: Dempsey’s Pub, Palos Verdes/Los Coyotes Diagonal Run Notes: Flat, turkey-eagle split, super eagle false, sex at beer check with a fiery sunset. Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots: Visitors: Returners: New Name: Patches: Hashitt:
Maybe it was the virgin haring, or maybe it was the s-ton of tequila drinks, or perhaps the anticipated hijinx and shortcutting of Poor Aim, but after the drink check, things seemed to go awry. Trails seemed to be crossing at an alarming rate, park service police were issuing warnings that the park was closing, turkeys were on the eagle, eagles were on the turkey, hashers were being arrested (Kind of a Whore), time and space were being transcended. But there was a bit of good news in all this mayhem: for those tired hashers, desperately in need of more beer, DWP (or another municipal entity) had smartly boarded up the entrance to the hare’s Super Eagle, and creating a nice YBF. Always a good call, keeping the FRBs from getting to far ahead. (Who said head????) The ononon was at Dempsey’s Irish Bar, which welcomed us hashers with open arms. Beers were drank, stories were told (true or otherwise), and those lucky enough to get to the bar early got to see the end of the Oregon Boise State game, and the now infamous punch heard ‘round the college football world! On Out, Horse’s Ass
LBH3 Pricing Weekly Run $5 Boredmember $3 Punchcard $50 Boredmember Punch $39 Quarterly Dues $39 Yearly Dues $156 If you want to get on annual or quarterly dues or purchase a punchcard, please see the Hash Cash.
Receding Hareline 9/24 1357 10/1 1358 10/4 1359 10/11 1360 10/18 1361 10/25 1362 11/1 1363
Last Train & VFW – Brewmeister Run Phallus & Chinball Wizard Happy Feet & Got Milk – Wedding Run Sin-D-Bare - Los Angeles Broomhilda, JCSS – Halloween Run Pig Iron
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 7 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run #249 Place: Hares: Miles: 5.5
DATE: 9/17/1989 (20 years ago) Long Beach ONE LEFT ONE & HOLIDAY IN BETWEEN Attendance: 77
It was a sunny Sunday morning and hashers were gathering at one of our favorite start locations, Los Cerritos Park in Bixby Knolls. Scribe 3M titled his write-up “Can I Help it if the Hares Didn’t Lay Flour Where I Ran?” and that kinda summed up the day’s events. Trail led through south through the turnstiles at the end of the park near the river and a to a check. SCOOTER was seen going the wrong way – as usual! Trail looped back north into the expensive real estate and within two blocks from the start. It was no surprise to see “Hare Snare” written on the ground there. Hare ONE LEFT ONE must have had some connections, as we were actually able to run through the Virginia Country Club golf course without being harassed. Soon we reached a canal and a fence, and spotted the beer truck parked temptingly on the other side of the fence. 3 DOG NIGHT, HELTER SKELTER and NURSE ME laughed at the pack as they ran another quarter mile to gain access to the golden elixir. Trail then headed north across the railroad tracks, up the river trail and to the on-in. After down-downs that featured the introduction of some new boots, including Just James who we now know as OPEN FLY, second time hasher Just Louis hit the jackpot. It seems that he’d brought a friend along and was telling his friend everything he knew about hashing. We passed some bushes and mud along the way, and Louis was overhead telling his friend, “See that stuff down there. That’s called squiggy.” Just Louis got the hashit for giving his new boot that erroneous information, and also a spontaneous name was bestowed upon him – SQUIGGY, what else! The on-on was at Duffy’s Tavern. ALSO IN SEPTEMBER 1989 – Run # 248 on 9/10/1989 – Just Steve received the hash name PILE DRIVER.
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
"I SWEAR HE'S NOT MY DAD...." Run: 1356, September 17, 6:30 p.m. Hares: Iggy, Wyonna Juggs & The Cherry Poppin Daddy Location: Leisure World AKA Signal Hill From Laguna Beach Leisure world, GIVE HEAD north on the 405, hold on to your rockers and avoid exiting the Seal Beach Seizure World and continue on the 405 to Signal Hill. ENSURE your way to Atlantic Blvd. exit right (North) and turn first right on 33 rd (TARGET is on your right). Sorry, no pharmacy for you Viagra POPS! Start is BEHIND TARGET. From Los Angeles, AKA, LA LA LAND, give head to the 405 south and drive past the 710 Lottery freeway and exit Atlantic off the 405 freeway. Kindly direct your golf cart left on Atlantic and follow the above directions. For Sum Dum Chick and all other Altzeimers challenged: MAKE A LEFT!!!! Strap on your Depends and your newly acquired Training bras! It's time to celebrate with Arnold Palmer and Shirley Temple. All Diuretic, AKA, males (not you Sin D Bare) MUST wear your AARP get up. All girls, (not you HOWDY), wear your cutest young school girl uniform. Costume contest awards for each category: 1) Horny old man 2) Pre pubescent teenage girl First 50 attendees in costume shall receive a complimentary T-Shirt.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
September 10, 2009
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
Lots of Wet, Dark, Untrimmed, Scary Incest Run With the hares promising 8 turkey eagle splits, 2 beer checks and 1 sex on the beach check, Thursday nights hash was already shaping up to be a real pizzah, with wicked potential. And if that wasn’t enough to get your ‘whistles blowing’, flashlights and a change of clothes were also required reading for this crash course in hashing 101… as this was to be Princess of Incest’s virgin hare! Clearly, a fuckup waiting to happen! With the pack off promptly at 6:45, we became bottlenecked at the hole in the fence leading us into a nearby park. Just as soon as we ‘got off,’ we came across the first turkey eagle split quickly followed by the first beer check!!! Not too long after the BC, the pack encountered another turkey eagle split, and while the turkeys ambled off in a safe direction, the eagles departed off on a collision course with two toxic tunnels, monster spiders, followed by a shiggified forest. The reward for all this muck and mire? A sex on the beach (which may have actually been tequila sunrise?) drink check, tucked under a hidden bridge.
RESULTS OF LBH3 Run #1354 September 3, 2009 Long Beach, Carson Towne Center behind Sam’s Club 5.0 CHINBALL WIZARD & PRINCESS OF INCEST 59 Patrick De Guzman, Dana Bailey HORSE’S ASS from LAH3 None None None Peanut Envy – doesn’t like going through shiggy cause he gets chinballs in his hair. On-On: Dempsey’s Pub, Palos Verdes/Los Coyotes Diagonal Run Notes: Flat, turkey-eagle split, super eagle false, sex at beer check with a fiery sunset. Date: Location: Miles: Hares: Attendance: New Boots: Visitors: Returners: New Name: Patches: Hashitt:
Maybe it was the virgin haring, or maybe it was the s-ton of tequila drinks, or perhaps the anticipated hijinx and shortcutting of Poor Aim, but after the drink check, things seemed to go awry. Trails seemed to be crossing at an alarming rate, park service police were issuing warnings that the park was closing, turkeys were on the eagle, eagles were on the turkey, hashers were being arrested (Kind of a Whore), time and space were being transcended. But there was a bit of good news in all this mayhem: for those tired hashers, desperately in need of more beer, DWP (or another municipal entity) had smartly boarded up the entrance to the hare’s Super Eagle, and creating a nice YBF. Always a good call, keeping the FRBs from getting to far ahead. (Who said head????) The ononon was at Dempsey’s Irish Bar, which welcomed us hashers with open arms. Beers were drank, stories were told (true or otherwise), and those lucky enough to get to the bar early got to see the end of the Oregon Boise State game, and the now infamous punch heard ‘round the college football world! On Out, Horse’s Ass
LBH3 Pricing Weekly Run $5 Boredmember $3 Punchcard $50 Boredmember Punch $39 Quarterly Dues $39 Yearly Dues $156 If you want to get on annual or quarterly dues or purchase a punchcard, please see the Hash Cash.
Receding Hareline 9/24 1357 10/1 1358 10/4 1359 10/11 1360 10/18 1361 10/25 1362 11/1 1363
Last Train & VFW – Brewmeister Run Phallus & Chinball Wizard Happy Feet & Got Milk – Wedding Run Sin-D-Bare - Los Angeles Broomhilda, JCSS – Halloween Run Pig Iron
Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other tidbits MUST BE RECEIVED by Sunday at 7 p.m. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! E-mail to: [email protected].
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run #249 Place: Hares: Miles: 5.5
DATE: 9/17/1989 (20 years ago) Long Beach ONE LEFT ONE & HOLIDAY IN BETWEEN Attendance: 77
It was a sunny Sunday morning and hashers were gathering at one of our favorite start locations, Los Cerritos Park in Bixby Knolls. Scribe 3M titled his write-up “Can I Help it if the Hares Didn’t Lay Flour Where I Ran?” and that kinda summed up the day’s events. Trail led through south through the turnstiles at the end of the park near the river and a to a check. SCOOTER was seen going the wrong way – as usual! Trail looped back north into the expensive real estate and within two blocks from the start. It was no surprise to see “Hare Snare” written on the ground there. Hare ONE LEFT ONE must have had some connections, as we were actually able to run through the Virginia Country Club golf course without being harassed. Soon we reached a canal and a fence, and spotted the beer truck parked temptingly on the other side of the fence. 3 DOG NIGHT, HELTER SKELTER and NURSE ME laughed at the pack as they ran another quarter mile to gain access to the golden elixir. Trail then headed north across the railroad tracks, up the river trail and to the on-in. After down-downs that featured the introduction of some new boots, including Just James who we now know as OPEN FLY, second time hasher Just Louis hit the jackpot. It seems that he’d brought a friend along and was telling his friend everything he knew about hashing. We passed some bushes and mud along the way, and Louis was overhead telling his friend, “See that stuff down there. That’s called squiggy.” Just Louis got the hashit for giving his new boot that erroneous information, and also a spontaneous name was bestowed upon him – SQUIGGY, what else! The on-on was at Duffy’s Tavern. ALSO IN SEPTEMBER 1989 – Run # 248 on 9/10/1989 – Just Steve received the hash name PILE DRIVER.
Mismanagement Committee 2009 Grandmasters: Eddie “Pinky” Scott (714) 756-BYOB Joel “Sin-A-Bun” (310) 544-5223 Hash Cash: Don “Fungus” Markowitz (310) 378-6453 Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562) 822-8400 On Sec: JoAnn “6-9 Split” Levandoski (562) 858-6511 Bonnie “Tweedle Me” Gleeson (562) 596-4368 Email to: [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Victoria “Geezer Teaser” Rivera (714) 965-2062 Brewmeisters: Bill “Last Train to Cuntsville” Nord (714) SLIME-UP Marz “Veteran of 4N Whores” Gamboa (626) 488-8076 Munchmeisters: Suzanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Kurt “Nice Hair Fag” Hesse (949) 294-3773 Trailmaster: Ed “Mr. Rats Ass” Guerrero (562) 556-0282 Haberdashery: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714) 734-6979 Marcia “Take A #” Chaney (562) 902-9126 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 400-1099 Hash Flash: Ed “Scratch N Sniff” Feng (714) 943-1360 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562) 761-8289 Webmeister-Snooze: Pillsbury Blow Boy – [email protected] Webmeister-General: HomoSaxual – [email protected]
"I SWEAR HE'S NOT MY DAD...." Run: 1356, September 17, 6:30 p.m. Hares: Iggy, Wyonna Juggs & The Cherry Poppin Daddy Location: Leisure World AKA Signal Hill From Laguna Beach Leisure world, GIVE HEAD north on the 405, hold on to your rockers and avoid exiting the Seal Beach Seizure World and continue on the 405 to Signal Hill. ENSURE your way to Atlantic Blvd. exit right (North) and turn first right on 33 rd (TARGET is on your right). Sorry, no pharmacy for you Viagra POPS! Start is BEHIND TARGET. From Los Angeles, AKA, LA LA LAND, give head to the 405 south and drive past the 710 Lottery freeway and exit Atlantic off the 405 freeway. Kindly direct your golf cart left on Atlantic and follow the above directions. For Sum Dum Chick and all other Altzeimers challenged: MAKE A LEFT!!!! Strap on your Depends and your newly acquired Training bras! It's time to celebrate with Arnold Palmer and Shirley Temple. All Diuretic, AKA, males (not you Sin D Bare) MUST wear your AARP get up. All girls, (not you HOWDY), wear your cutest young school girl uniform. Costume contest awards for each category: 1) Horny old man 2) Pre pubescent teenage girl First 50 attendees in costume shall receive a complimentary T-Shirt.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
