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September 30, 2010
– 9/23/10 LBH3 Oktoberfest HB California Scribe by Always Juicy and Scratch and Sniff It was a wonderful Southern California afternoon, I pulled into Cheesecake Factory since I get off work at 2 and enjoyed some tea and my magazine. The run was starting at a familiar place by an old Montgomery Ward off Center Street in HB near the hotel we have had Founders Balls. I stopped at Borders to get my new Alan Jackson CD, plugged it in and went to the parking lot where Pig Iron was in his usual state of reading his Catcher in the Rye or the September issue of Playboy, anybody's guess. The hares had arrived, Harry Twatter and HR Buf n Stuff were directly on the other side of the lot. Tit Mitt arrived, and HR Puf n Stuff remarked about the cars we were driving, hers a Mercedes and me, my BMW. I told them it cost me a lot of home made lasagna and BJ's to get that car, and I'm a lousy cook. Some strange aroma of manure was filling the air, and then slowly hashers starting arriving. Scratch and Sniff agreed to scribe, but Harry Twatter told me if he didn't show up, would I mind doing it? Of course not.. Scratch and Sniff did arrive, so we are scribing together. As of this writing, I am still waiting for his notes via e mail. He may be busy with Rhonda. Where's Rhonda? Fruit, the hash god found his way via bus, and then Victoria Secretion, to which I razzed him about the ON ON ON being closed last week when we arrived, I mean come on guys, pick a place that's open! Back Door Whore provided me with some nice wine which So Sue Me and I certainly do enjoy drinking. An old familiar face appeared, Size McMatters, now in love and love keeps you from attending the hash I guess. Whaleboner pulled in with Stings When I Pee, and this time he didn't need a ride home as Tissue Tits was there to provide transportation. Leaning Hard rode his bicycle, and usually I'll take him home, but I think he found Freuline at the ON ON ON to provide him that service. I could be wrong, so don't quote me.
Hash Website:www.lbh3.org
Gigo, OC hasher, arrived.. did anybody know we went to high school together? Didn't really know each other, never in the bibilical sense anyways, because he would HAVE REMEMBERED ME. Our dear friend Boys R Us arrived, prostate in check, but I keep telling him to take it easy.. Baby steps.. baby steps.. don't try to push it. New boot Don joined us on our walk and he actually got ahead of us, as I was taking care of Boys making sure he didn't overdo it. A pretty face we haven't seen in a while, Blow Interest, graced us with her presence. She's a lovable doll, she is. Pillsbury Blow Boy was giving instructions to the new boots, and then it was time for the walkers to make their retreat. Hairy had requested me to scribe for the nights run. In case I show up late and miss all the juicy stuff, Always Juicy was the backup scribe. The following is our account of the nights run. Scratch and Sniffs version: Four score and seven years ago our hash founders brought on this continent, a new debauchery, conceived in perversion, and dedicated to the proposition that none are created equal. This year on a balmy night the shitty hashit nominations will kick us back to an Old World at an Oktoberfest run in September. A large contingency of hashers and new boots have already congregated at the start as I arrive at the Terra Bella shopping center in Huntington Beach. Cheek-A-Boo was in her first outfit for the night in a short, tight, black dress. The hares for the nights run are Hairy Twatter, Butt Broke Her, and HR Buf N Stuf. This may be the last time harriettes will have the chance to chase down HR before he gets tied down permanently in two weeks. I approached Hairy if he can give me a hint of what the nights trail will be, he promised me that Its gonna suck! Whaleboner sees me carrying a pencil and a notepad and asks me if Im the scribe. Later Kowpaddy Kowboy, Necrofishiac, and Always Juicy (AJ) said the same thing. As it turn out I replace my hash flash camera with paper and pencil, there is still no flashing at the Long Beach hash. Pillsbury was doing his best to explain to the 4 new boots the way of Long Beach Hash. Pollinate Her was making sure her hole was plugged in Julio Childs presence.
After the promise of a 3 railroad checks at chalk talk, the usual walkers snuck away 10 minutes after the hares took off. The remaining pack followed five minutes later and caught up with the walkers at the nights first rail road crossing. There was much confusion here as it took some time for the pack to break this check. It was so confusing that moments later Sloppy Seconds collides and somersaults over a bent over Passing Wind. Not sure who was more confused, Sloppy Seconds or his wife witnessing this near consummation. The trail then leads us through Golden West College where Cheek-a-boo was in her second outfit for the night, a fishnet bra worn backward. Trail continues into a residential neighborhood. As we near the first beer check I was spooked by the Armenian leprechaun Sandginastan as he flies past me threatens me to meet him at the flag poleafter the run. As we arrive at College Park, Phallus in Pornoland was our first hot waitress serving us Tecate beer at the nights first beer check. Sponge and Blow Interest was talking like two high school girls as the small pack was back on trail. The trail was impeded by a fence so few of us took what was thought was a short cut by going through a narrow gap between a CMU wall at the end of the fence. To my amazement Tissue Tits squeezed through the gap sideways. As it turn out the short cut lead us to another fence where Stumbelina and Beefeaters new boot Just Shauna hopped over with ease with her long legs. It was the same for Ballsagna with her equally long legs and absent balls. From there it was a short distance to our second beer check at the Beach Girls. Hole Blow Out calls out Hey you!to the doorman as she flirts her way inside. Beer and water was available as the pack checks out this dive bar. Whaleboner was nowhere in sight so Hairy wraps his arm around Tissue Tits inquired about her true feelings. Just as the pack settles in enjoying the hot lingerie clad waitress atmosphere, we hear Hairy calls out the dreaded words: ON-Out. Who order this pitcher of beer? Send it back!The trail circles back and ended at the top of the parking structure near Buca Di Peppo. There was a small impromptu naming committee congregated at the On-In with Swab The Dick presiding over Unsinkable Molly Brown Hole, Zamboneme, and Just Katie soon to be forever named Cockulus. Even though it was a warm night two new boots, Just Rigo and Just Reuben, were wearing their thinking beanies contemplating their decision to show up to a Long Beach hash after learning what Hashingis on the internet. Last Train to Cuntsville was alone by the light pole with one hand on Tit Mitt. Victoria Secretion was the first to try out all the offerings as soon as Wrect Him sets up the evenings munchies.
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 9/23/2010 Run #: 1413 Hares: HR BufNStuf, Hairy Twatter, Butt Broke Her Place: HB, 7559 Center Dr, Old Mervyns parking lot Miles: 4.3 Attendance: 94 New Boots: Dylan Bui, Rigoberto Carrillo, Don Deathrage, Ruben Gonzalez, Mariella Lauchippa, Shana Lakso Returners: Blow Interest, Jason Musante, Gluten Free Granny Panties, Valerie Morell, Missionary Impossible, Pull Toy, Back Door Visitors:Megatron Bonapart--Treasure Coast FlaH3, Gigo, Bean there Done Twat New Names: Kathleen Wallingford=Cockulus Patches: Maxwell Stupid=69 Gigo= 100 Hare Patches: Nice Hair=35 hares ON ON: Old World for German band, food and dancing. Hares got the $15 cover waived for us. Run Notes: Octoberfest, streets and alleys ran thru Goldenwest College, one beer check in a bar. On In on top of parking structure Hashit: Princess of Incest--while in transit on a plane destined for Vegas--asked a fellow passenger where he was going.
Just Jeremy and Just Jonathan were milling around VFW. Mass Hunter was showering the first floor planters. HRs new boot Just Patrick was doing his best to keep our nights beerbitch, Mounds of Joy, her hair out of her mugs. The down-down finally starts despite our GM Chin Ball Wizards objection for the lack of a formal naming committee. The 100 run patch was awarded to Gigo hidden in a ticklish Missionary Impossible. There was another patch awarded to Maxwell Stupid hidden where dozens of men have been to this year, AJ. Visitors include fellow O.C. Fountain Valley bred Gluten Free Granny Panties visiting us from Boston this time. Swab The Dick threw out a few names for just Katie but was cut short by Pinky before he forgets the funny thing he wants to say. Reigning hashit belong to Pillsbury Blow Boy. His attempt to pass on the hashit was to pick on the typical cripples. The nominees for the hashit, Leaning Hard and Last Train was so weak that the down-down was disbanded by the local rental cop forcing us to retreat to the On-On at the nearby Old World Village. It was a nice rejoicing at the Old World with the new world price of $6 bratwurst and $8 Coors Light. Fruit of The Loom was there. Why? Somehow SizeMcMatters question about the drink rack made our hot waitress charge me $6 for the apple cider test tube shot. ZZ Top Knot, Always Juicy, Donkey Punch, and 2 Young 2 Do were doing the Pee Wee Herman. About 30 of our fellow hashers ruled the Old World Village. AJ will fill in the missing part.
Hash Memorial Event Fri, October 1 2010, 6:00 PM Long Beach Hash House Harrier Memorial Service Location:El Dorado Park Duck Pond 2400 Studebaker Long Beach Thomas Guide:796 F3 Cost:N/A From the 405 going South, take the Studebaker Road exit and go North past Stearns Street. Turn into the El Dorado Park Golf Course parking lot and go North to the end.From the 405 going North, exit at 7th Sreet and look for the Studebaker Road turn-off and procede as above.The street directly across from the Duck Pond is Los Arcos. The area is between Stearns Street and Willow Street. All parking is free. In El Dorado Park in Long Beach there is a forest growing. This forest is populated by the people who formed the foundation upon which the Long Beach Hash House Harriers is built and continues to grow. Long Beach H3 has numerous traditions, some are silly and pointless, some traditions are more somber. This first Friday in October the LBH3 gathers to honor the Hashers of LBH3 that met an untimely demise and passed on. From Long Beach, LA, OCH3 (and the various vanity hashes that Hashers can enjoy in our area), friends, Hashers might have been lost to life, but our memories of them remain. Hashing to me is a celebration of life. A Hash is were we can be ourselves, free from the daily grind and pressures. To honor the people who made this possible; who have made our days more enjoyable is a remarkable tradition that says something about the Long Beach Hash. For 14 yrs this forest has grown, this year we are fortunate that we do not have a tree to dedicate. This year we will celebrate that, we will honor and respect the memories of those who are memorialized by the trees in this forest. I have only been Hashing for 5 years, I have stories and memories of only the most recent Hashers whom we can’t enjoy in life. I have gone to every Memorial Service because it is important that the oral history is preserved. That the memories, the stories are passed on so that we can celebrate the lives of friends that have passed on and allow us to enjoy the Hash today. This is more than a memorial service this a chance to become part of the living History by sharing memories, stories, legends, lies and untruths. We will adjourn to the Club House after the service to enjoy the favorite beverage of the Hash. If you have never been to the LBH3 memorial service please come, share your stories, come listen to them, they never grow old, and the beer is always cold. One day a year we celebrate our future with Found'er Balls. One day a year we celebrate the past. To honor and give respect to those who have made LBH3 a vibrate celebration of life. The first pitcher is on me.
Capt. Hook
10-14 10-17 10-24 10-31 11-07 11-14
1416 1417 1418 1419 1420 1421
Receding Hareline
Morning Cocktail Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head OPEN-sign up to be a hare! Stick Bite & Friends... Dickoreater Sin D Bare
1st Sunday run/LB Marathon
Long Beach
Halloween Run
TBA TBA TBA
15 Years of Hashing
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 1244 Date: 9/30/2007 (3 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: JUST SAY NO TO CRACK, CUM NAIL ME Miles: 5.97 Attendance: 72 JUST SAY NO TO CRACK and HEINE-KEY, along with CUM NAIL ME and GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TONGUE, were planning weddings and according to the grooms, both brides insisted on having a double m-word run to include hashers in their celebration. The wedding guests convened on Sunday morning along Hadley Avenue. Scribe BEN DOVER declared, “The trail itself would prove to be a metaphor for marriage - an uphill struggle, anxiety attacks and a rope…” When the pack took off and headed straight uphill, DWP gave it a look and mumbled, “I *@#&$ did this with Marines 40 years ago and I don’t *@&^$# need to do it again!” When we reached the eagle/turkey split, JC SUPERSCAR wisely decided to take the turkey. He was chastised by HOWDY, POOR AIM, WILD BILL, LITTLE DUTCH BOY and others, but it turned out that he spotted the rope and decided to avoid it. The eagle trail went uphill forever. The eagles could see BLOJAK, TISSUE TITS and PINKY (who was now red instead of pink) on the other side of the canyon. We all finally reached the beer check tended to by the brides sitting in lawn chairs. (Good work girls let the guys do the hard part!) Trail then led down, down and further down. After another slight turn back uphill, we finally reached the on-in, where ROYAL FLUSH arrived with the rope wrapped around his neck. WILD BILL performed the traditional hash m-word ceremony and NICE HAIR FAG got “roped” into being the best man. When WILD BILL got to the “you may kiss the bride” part, the brides kissed each other and the grooms rolled around on the lawn together. Other downdowns included patches for HARD IN THE SADDLE (300), FREE SAMPLES (369), and POOR AIM (969). Just Bernard, a mailman, was christened EL POSTO LOCO. STUMBELINA got the hashit for breaking up some hot lesbian action. The on-on was at 6750 Bar on Greenleaf Ave.
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected]
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, October 7, 2010, 6:30 PM
Pre-Lube to Parker!!! Run 1415 Location:
Hares Sponge, 2 Yung 2 Du and Last Train to Cuntsville Cost: $5 Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club Parking Lot in Long Beach (behind Gaslamp parking lot)
From the 405, 22 or 605 freeways exit 7th St. Then take Studabaker exit and go left back over 7th St. Turn right on Loynes Dr. Turn left into Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club driveway/parking lot. IF Loynes Dr. is closed (they are resurfacing the street as of 9/28/10) Continue strait on Studabker and make a right on Westminster (aka 2nd St.) Turn right on PCH after In n Out burger. Turn right on Loynes Dr. after Gaslamp Bar (our onafter). Look for BALLOONS and make a right into the driveway/parking lot of the Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
September 30, 2010
– 9/23/10 LBH3 Oktoberfest HB California Scribe by Always Juicy and Scratch and Sniff It was a wonderful Southern California afternoon, I pulled into Cheesecake Factory since I get off work at 2 and enjoyed some tea and my magazine. The run was starting at a familiar place by an old Montgomery Ward off Center Street in HB near the hotel we have had Founders Balls. I stopped at Borders to get my new Alan Jackson CD, plugged it in and went to the parking lot where Pig Iron was in his usual state of reading his Catcher in the Rye or the September issue of Playboy, anybody's guess. The hares had arrived, Harry Twatter and HR Buf n Stuff were directly on the other side of the lot. Tit Mitt arrived, and HR Puf n Stuff remarked about the cars we were driving, hers a Mercedes and me, my BMW. I told them it cost me a lot of home made lasagna and BJ's to get that car, and I'm a lousy cook. Some strange aroma of manure was filling the air, and then slowly hashers starting arriving. Scratch and Sniff agreed to scribe, but Harry Twatter told me if he didn't show up, would I mind doing it? Of course not.. Scratch and Sniff did arrive, so we are scribing together. As of this writing, I am still waiting for his notes via e mail. He may be busy with Rhonda. Where's Rhonda? Fruit, the hash god found his way via bus, and then Victoria Secretion, to which I razzed him about the ON ON ON being closed last week when we arrived, I mean come on guys, pick a place that's open! Back Door Whore provided me with some nice wine which So Sue Me and I certainly do enjoy drinking. An old familiar face appeared, Size McMatters, now in love and love keeps you from attending the hash I guess. Whaleboner pulled in with Stings When I Pee, and this time he didn't need a ride home as Tissue Tits was there to provide transportation. Leaning Hard rode his bicycle, and usually I'll take him home, but I think he found Freuline at the ON ON ON to provide him that service. I could be wrong, so don't quote me.
Hash Website:www.lbh3.org
Gigo, OC hasher, arrived.. did anybody know we went to high school together? Didn't really know each other, never in the bibilical sense anyways, because he would HAVE REMEMBERED ME. Our dear friend Boys R Us arrived, prostate in check, but I keep telling him to take it easy.. Baby steps.. baby steps.. don't try to push it. New boot Don joined us on our walk and he actually got ahead of us, as I was taking care of Boys making sure he didn't overdo it. A pretty face we haven't seen in a while, Blow Interest, graced us with her presence. She's a lovable doll, she is. Pillsbury Blow Boy was giving instructions to the new boots, and then it was time for the walkers to make their retreat. Hairy had requested me to scribe for the nights run. In case I show up late and miss all the juicy stuff, Always Juicy was the backup scribe. The following is our account of the nights run. Scratch and Sniffs version: Four score and seven years ago our hash founders brought on this continent, a new debauchery, conceived in perversion, and dedicated to the proposition that none are created equal. This year on a balmy night the shitty hashit nominations will kick us back to an Old World at an Oktoberfest run in September. A large contingency of hashers and new boots have already congregated at the start as I arrive at the Terra Bella shopping center in Huntington Beach. Cheek-A-Boo was in her first outfit for the night in a short, tight, black dress. The hares for the nights run are Hairy Twatter, Butt Broke Her, and HR Buf N Stuf. This may be the last time harriettes will have the chance to chase down HR before he gets tied down permanently in two weeks. I approached Hairy if he can give me a hint of what the nights trail will be, he promised me that Its gonna suck! Whaleboner sees me carrying a pencil and a notepad and asks me if Im the scribe. Later Kowpaddy Kowboy, Necrofishiac, and Always Juicy (AJ) said the same thing. As it turn out I replace my hash flash camera with paper and pencil, there is still no flashing at the Long Beach hash. Pillsbury was doing his best to explain to the 4 new boots the way of Long Beach Hash. Pollinate Her was making sure her hole was plugged in Julio Childs presence.
After the promise of a 3 railroad checks at chalk talk, the usual walkers snuck away 10 minutes after the hares took off. The remaining pack followed five minutes later and caught up with the walkers at the nights first rail road crossing. There was much confusion here as it took some time for the pack to break this check. It was so confusing that moments later Sloppy Seconds collides and somersaults over a bent over Passing Wind. Not sure who was more confused, Sloppy Seconds or his wife witnessing this near consummation. The trail then leads us through Golden West College where Cheek-a-boo was in her second outfit for the night, a fishnet bra worn backward. Trail continues into a residential neighborhood. As we near the first beer check I was spooked by the Armenian leprechaun Sandginastan as he flies past me threatens me to meet him at the flag poleafter the run. As we arrive at College Park, Phallus in Pornoland was our first hot waitress serving us Tecate beer at the nights first beer check. Sponge and Blow Interest was talking like two high school girls as the small pack was back on trail. The trail was impeded by a fence so few of us took what was thought was a short cut by going through a narrow gap between a CMU wall at the end of the fence. To my amazement Tissue Tits squeezed through the gap sideways. As it turn out the short cut lead us to another fence where Stumbelina and Beefeaters new boot Just Shauna hopped over with ease with her long legs. It was the same for Ballsagna with her equally long legs and absent balls. From there it was a short distance to our second beer check at the Beach Girls. Hole Blow Out calls out Hey you!to the doorman as she flirts her way inside. Beer and water was available as the pack checks out this dive bar. Whaleboner was nowhere in sight so Hairy wraps his arm around Tissue Tits inquired about her true feelings. Just as the pack settles in enjoying the hot lingerie clad waitress atmosphere, we hear Hairy calls out the dreaded words: ON-Out. Who order this pitcher of beer? Send it back!The trail circles back and ended at the top of the parking structure near Buca Di Peppo. There was a small impromptu naming committee congregated at the On-In with Swab The Dick presiding over Unsinkable Molly Brown Hole, Zamboneme, and Just Katie soon to be forever named Cockulus. Even though it was a warm night two new boots, Just Rigo and Just Reuben, were wearing their thinking beanies contemplating their decision to show up to a Long Beach hash after learning what Hashingis on the internet. Last Train to Cuntsville was alone by the light pole with one hand on Tit Mitt. Victoria Secretion was the first to try out all the offerings as soon as Wrect Him sets up the evenings munchies.
LBH3 WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run Date: 9/23/2010 Run #: 1413 Hares: HR BufNStuf, Hairy Twatter, Butt Broke Her Place: HB, 7559 Center Dr, Old Mervyns parking lot Miles: 4.3 Attendance: 94 New Boots: Dylan Bui, Rigoberto Carrillo, Don Deathrage, Ruben Gonzalez, Mariella Lauchippa, Shana Lakso Returners: Blow Interest, Jason Musante, Gluten Free Granny Panties, Valerie Morell, Missionary Impossible, Pull Toy, Back Door Visitors:Megatron Bonapart--Treasure Coast FlaH3, Gigo, Bean there Done Twat New Names: Kathleen Wallingford=Cockulus Patches: Maxwell Stupid=69 Gigo= 100 Hare Patches: Nice Hair=35 hares ON ON: Old World for German band, food and dancing. Hares got the $15 cover waived for us. Run Notes: Octoberfest, streets and alleys ran thru Goldenwest College, one beer check in a bar. On In on top of parking structure Hashit: Princess of Incest--while in transit on a plane destined for Vegas--asked a fellow passenger where he was going.
Just Jeremy and Just Jonathan were milling around VFW. Mass Hunter was showering the first floor planters. HRs new boot Just Patrick was doing his best to keep our nights beerbitch, Mounds of Joy, her hair out of her mugs. The down-down finally starts despite our GM Chin Ball Wizards objection for the lack of a formal naming committee. The 100 run patch was awarded to Gigo hidden in a ticklish Missionary Impossible. There was another patch awarded to Maxwell Stupid hidden where dozens of men have been to this year, AJ. Visitors include fellow O.C. Fountain Valley bred Gluten Free Granny Panties visiting us from Boston this time. Swab The Dick threw out a few names for just Katie but was cut short by Pinky before he forgets the funny thing he wants to say. Reigning hashit belong to Pillsbury Blow Boy. His attempt to pass on the hashit was to pick on the typical cripples. The nominees for the hashit, Leaning Hard and Last Train was so weak that the down-down was disbanded by the local rental cop forcing us to retreat to the On-On at the nearby Old World Village. It was a nice rejoicing at the Old World with the new world price of $6 bratwurst and $8 Coors Light. Fruit of The Loom was there. Why? Somehow SizeMcMatters question about the drink rack made our hot waitress charge me $6 for the apple cider test tube shot. ZZ Top Knot, Always Juicy, Donkey Punch, and 2 Young 2 Do were doing the Pee Wee Herman. About 30 of our fellow hashers ruled the Old World Village. AJ will fill in the missing part.
Hash Memorial Event Fri, October 1 2010, 6:00 PM Long Beach Hash House Harrier Memorial Service Location:El Dorado Park Duck Pond 2400 Studebaker Long Beach Thomas Guide:796 F3 Cost:N/A From the 405 going South, take the Studebaker Road exit and go North past Stearns Street. Turn into the El Dorado Park Golf Course parking lot and go North to the end.From the 405 going North, exit at 7th Sreet and look for the Studebaker Road turn-off and procede as above.The street directly across from the Duck Pond is Los Arcos. The area is between Stearns Street and Willow Street. All parking is free. In El Dorado Park in Long Beach there is a forest growing. This forest is populated by the people who formed the foundation upon which the Long Beach Hash House Harriers is built and continues to grow. Long Beach H3 has numerous traditions, some are silly and pointless, some traditions are more somber. This first Friday in October the LBH3 gathers to honor the Hashers of LBH3 that met an untimely demise and passed on. From Long Beach, LA, OCH3 (and the various vanity hashes that Hashers can enjoy in our area), friends, Hashers might have been lost to life, but our memories of them remain. Hashing to me is a celebration of life. A Hash is were we can be ourselves, free from the daily grind and pressures. To honor the people who made this possible; who have made our days more enjoyable is a remarkable tradition that says something about the Long Beach Hash. For 14 yrs this forest has grown, this year we are fortunate that we do not have a tree to dedicate. This year we will celebrate that, we will honor and respect the memories of those who are memorialized by the trees in this forest. I have only been Hashing for 5 years, I have stories and memories of only the most recent Hashers whom we can’t enjoy in life. I have gone to every Memorial Service because it is important that the oral history is preserved. That the memories, the stories are passed on so that we can celebrate the lives of friends that have passed on and allow us to enjoy the Hash today. This is more than a memorial service this a chance to become part of the living History by sharing memories, stories, legends, lies and untruths. We will adjourn to the Club House after the service to enjoy the favorite beverage of the Hash. If you have never been to the LBH3 memorial service please come, share your stories, come listen to them, they never grow old, and the beer is always cold. One day a year we celebrate our future with Found'er Balls. One day a year we celebrate the past. To honor and give respect to those who have made LBH3 a vibrate celebration of life. The first pitcher is on me.
Capt. Hook
10-14 10-17 10-24 10-31 11-07 11-14
1416 1417 1418 1419 1420 1421
Receding Hareline
Morning Cocktail Pillsbury Blow Boy & Special Head OPEN-sign up to be a hare! Stick Bite & Friends... Dickoreater Sin D Bare
1st Sunday run/LB Marathon
Long Beach
Halloween Run
TBA TBA TBA
15 Years of Hashing
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 1244 Date: 9/30/2007 (3 years ago) Place: Whittier Hares: JUST SAY NO TO CRACK, CUM NAIL ME Miles: 5.97 Attendance: 72 JUST SAY NO TO CRACK and HEINE-KEY, along with CUM NAIL ME and GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TONGUE, were planning weddings and according to the grooms, both brides insisted on having a double m-word run to include hashers in their celebration. The wedding guests convened on Sunday morning along Hadley Avenue. Scribe BEN DOVER declared, “The trail itself would prove to be a metaphor for marriage - an uphill struggle, anxiety attacks and a rope…” When the pack took off and headed straight uphill, DWP gave it a look and mumbled, “I *@#&$ did this with Marines 40 years ago and I don’t *@&^$# need to do it again!” When we reached the eagle/turkey split, JC SUPERSCAR wisely decided to take the turkey. He was chastised by HOWDY, POOR AIM, WILD BILL, LITTLE DUTCH BOY and others, but it turned out that he spotted the rope and decided to avoid it. The eagle trail went uphill forever. The eagles could see BLOJAK, TISSUE TITS and PINKY (who was now red instead of pink) on the other side of the canyon. We all finally reached the beer check tended to by the brides sitting in lawn chairs. (Good work girls let the guys do the hard part!) Trail then led down, down and further down. After another slight turn back uphill, we finally reached the on-in, where ROYAL FLUSH arrived with the rope wrapped around his neck. WILD BILL performed the traditional hash m-word ceremony and NICE HAIR FAG got “roped” into being the best man. When WILD BILL got to the “you may kiss the bride” part, the brides kissed each other and the grooms rolled around on the lawn together. Other downdowns included patches for HARD IN THE SADDLE (300), FREE SAMPLES (369), and POOR AIM (969). Just Bernard, a mailman, was christened EL POSTO LOCO. STUMBELINA got the hashit for breaking up some hot lesbian action. The on-on was at 6750 Bar on Greenleaf Ave.
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE SNOOZE! e-mail to: [email protected]
Mismanagement Committee 2010 Grandmasters: “Pinky” (714)756-BYOB “Chinball Wizard” (562)858-6353 Hash Cash: “Hi Speed Copulator” (562)822-8400 “Passing Wind” (562)533-2246 On Sec: “Special Head” (562)522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: “Alouette” (714)526-7823 “Achey Breaky Fart” (714)224-2982 Brewmeisters: “Last Train” (714)SLIMEUP “Veteran of Foreign Whores” (559)681-3866 Munchmeisters: “Kammonawannaleia” (714)658-2595 “Wrect Him” (562)228-5199 Trailmaster: “Pillsbury Blow Boy” (562)498-2016 Haberdashery: “Bust'er Hymen” (310) 872-6638 “Princess of Incest” (562)715-1708 Hash Flash: “Snatch of the Day” (562)761-8289 “Venus De Penis” (714)907-3359 Webmeister-Snooze: [email protected] Webmeister-General: “homoSAXual” – [email protected]
Thursday, October 7, 2010, 6:30 PM
Pre-Lube to Parker!!! Run 1415 Location:
Hares Sponge, 2 Yung 2 Du and Last Train to Cuntsville Cost: $5 Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club Parking Lot in Long Beach (behind Gaslamp parking lot)
From the 405, 22 or 605 freeways exit 7th St. Then take Studabaker exit and go left back over 7th St. Turn right on Loynes Dr. Turn left into Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club driveway/parking lot. IF Loynes Dr. is closed (they are resurfacing the street as of 9/28/10) Continue strait on Studabker and make a right on Westminster (aka 2nd St.) Turn right on PCH after In n Out burger. Turn right on Loynes Dr. after Gaslamp Bar (our onafter). Look for BALLOONS and make a right into the driveway/parking lot of the Cerritos Bahia Yacht Club.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
