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Long Beach Hash House Harriers October 22, 2017 www.lbh3.org www.hash.org (562) 888- 0LBH
MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE GRANDMASTERS – Hairy Twatter & Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep ON SEC – Broomhilda & Transcuntinental ON DISK – Yoko Anal & Dr. Strange Glove HASH FLASH Bicunnilingual and Wrect Him HASH CASH – Hi Speed Copulator & Camel Toe Ho TRAILMASTER – Hokey Tokey & Victoria’s Secretions HABERDASHER – Spitty Spitty Gang Bang & Pinhole Artist MUNCHMEISTERS – Top Cum & Super Soaker BREWMEISTERS – Last Train & helpers WEBMASTER –I’m Fucking Matt Damon HASH HISTORIAN – Alouette
LBH3 Snoozeletter
RUN # 1830 – OCTOBER 15, 2017 Mr Rats Ass decided to celebrate his birthday and hashing analversary on this trail. We don’t know the age of the old fart but he’s been hashing 25 years which is before Hokey Tokey was even born. It was a hot Sunday and with the absence of Last Train, Bi-Cunning stepped up and brought plenty of golden nectar for the pack. As we milled around plenty of returners started to show up and everyone thought Buster got a new blonde girlfriend but it was just Sir Lance a nut with Venus da Penis. Just after 10am and the hare still wasn’t away since no sign of Fruit of the loom to make sure we start right on time. Last year rat learned about poison oak and promised to keep the pack clear of it on trail this year. Rat gave his own chalk talk so he could explain a back check without calling it a back check. He also promised if you snared him or showed boobs you would get free beer and tacos at the on on. That must have got Poor Aim’s attention since he tried to send the pack off 5 minutes early he must be getting used to leaving with the walkers and didn’t want to miss out on his chance for free food and beer. Howdy do Me’s timer goes off and he blows his whistle to let everyone know pack away. We make our way through La Mirada park and run into the walkers looking confused at the first check that actually went back on itself onto a small path separating the homes. The hare did warn us about these tricky checks. We follow the path through a green belt park and come upon the first eagle turkey split which was a nice circle jerk to slow down the FRB’s. After some more streets and about 2 miles we finally see the BN markings and the FRB’s start racing for Take a number as she sets up cold drinks for everyone.
MR RAT’S ASS CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY AND 25.69 YEARS OF HASHING.
Trail crossed Imperial highway and after another circle jerk eagle we made it to some horse trails and shiggy. While on the horse trails I heard an OC harriette was concerned about following the homeless guy to the impromptu beer check. They let her know it was ok he’s not homeless that’s just Pee Wee Huevos. While checking in the shiggy Cock Blocker got a whiff of the hare and flew through the tunnel giving chase to Mr Rats ass along with Poor Aim and Victoria’s Secretion until she snared him. While waiting Howdy and Semper Fido came in from another direction and got Rat as well only Hairy Palmer missed out on snaring. Punishment for snaring him he fucked the FRBs with his last check laying a very long false. We finally made it on in behind the Stater Bros where everyone was enjoying a cold one. Down Downs proceeded where we welcomed back the Sunday hashers and Hokey earned the Hashitt. Mr Rats Ass then invited everyone over to his place for beer and tacos. Mr Rats ass sure knows how to throw a great party and this should be remembered when voting for On On of the Year. VICTORIA’S SECRETIONS
WEAKLY RUN STATS RUN # 1830 Date: 10/15/2017 Hares: Mr. Rat’s Ass Scribe: Victoria’s Secretions Location: 13806 La Mirada Blvd, La Mirada Miles: 5.69 Attendance: 73 New Boots: Mystie Rapp Visitors: Festering Meat – Harrisburg Hershey H3 Returners: Brrr, Captain Hook, Cums in a Tube, Fond of Dudes, Free Samples, EO, Ginger Ninja, Hard in the Saddle, Finger in the Dyke, Little Dutch Boy, On What?, SID, Sum Dum Chick, Ungreatful Head, VFW, Wart Cleaver, Linda Webber (now Peg Leg Polly.) New Names: Linda Webber – Peg Leg Polly Patches: Ginger Ninja – 25 Hashit: Hokey Tokey for being mistaken for Lick Me’s boyfriend but not wanting to sex her On On: Rat’s House Run Notes: A2B, hot as balls, La Mirada Park, creek crossing with confusing check, on-on at Rat/Take a #’s place
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REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 418
Date: 10/25/1992 (25 years ago)
Place: Los Angeles Hares: HASH BUM, NUT N HONEY Miles: 5 Attendance: 39
It was a tiny group of dedicated hashers who met in Everett Park off of Sunset Blvd. HASH BUM had promised us a trail featuring other notorious Bums, like the Dodgers and the denizens of Skid Row. Scribe JOCK reported that the hares took off on time, and the pack followed 15 minutes later. (Of course, this was back in the day when the walkers didn’t leave early.) Trail led down Everett St, across Sunset Blvd. and up the first hill on Marion Street to where we got to view some gorgeous Victorian homes on Carroll St. Trail then wound around, but never into Echo Park. A couple of hare arrows were spotted which turned “Right on LaVeta” – a strange direction for which BUM would pay later. Those still on trail went down a hill, across Sunset again, up some steps, and toward Elysian Hills (big hills.) After skirting Dodger Stadium and running up and down a few more big hills, we were on-in back at the start. JOCK and RTD were declared the wieners, and drank for their victory. We had no new boots, but there were 4 visitors from Florida and l from England. Hashit nominations were spirited and PLATYPUSSY, MITEY BYTE and COP-U-LATER were guilty as charged, but the winner was TOY BOY for claiming “there’s more to life than hashing.” Just David was named in an open forum, as opposed to the naming committee, and after rejecting such gems as Officer Gerbil, Frosted Flake, and Holding His Own, the pack dubbed him PREMATURELY GAY. HASH BUM was called up for his hash crime of misdirecting the pack right on LaVeta instead of left. We then adjourned to the on-on at a Russian deli on 8th Street called Gorky’s.
HOZER REMEMBERED AT LBH3 TREE CEREMONY ON 10/15. THANK YOU FRUIT OF THE LOOM
WRITEUPS, MAPS, ANNOUNCEMENTS ETC. DUE BY WEDNESDAY AT 6 PM. Email to: [email protected] [email protected]
LBH3 - 2nd Anal Swalloween When: Sunday October 29, 10am-1pm Where: 701 S Glassell St, Orange, CA 92688 – Park near the baseball field Hares: I Don’t Swallow, Gag Order, Ignorant Fart and 2 mystery hares Last year’s Swalloween was met with some mishaps, but this year’s Swalloween promises none of that BS. There will be multiple beer checks, boob checks, and cock checks. Kid friendly, dog, cat and ferret friendly. Stroller friendly and Grandma friendly. Costumes are optional (no clowns please.) Bring $5.00 for the run, $5.00 for the On On and every hasher should have a whistle.
RECEDING HARELINE Run # 1832
Sunday Oct 29 – I Don’t Swallow – Swalloween
Run # 1833
Sunday Nov 5 – PeeWee Huevos and Kowpaddy
Run # 1834
Sunday Nov 12 – VFW Marine Corps Birthday Run
Run # 1835
Sunday Nov 19 – Jock & Yoko – Annual Turkey Run
Run # 1836
Sunday Nov 26 – OPEN – see Hokey or Victoria to sign up
Run # 1837
Sunday Dec 3 – KooKoo and Victoria
Run # 1838
Sunday Dec 10 - Bleeding Hash Hole 12 Beer Checks of Xmas
MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE GRANDMASTERS – Hairy Twatter & Lick Me Tender, Lick Me Deep ON SEC – Broomhilda & Transcuntinental ON DISK – Yoko Anal & Dr. Strange Glove HASH FLASH Bicunnilingual and Wrect Him HASH CASH – Hi Speed Copulator & Camel Toe Ho TRAILMASTER – Hokey Tokey & Victoria’s Secretions HABERDASHER – Spitty Spitty Gang Bang & Pinhole Artist MUNCHMEISTERS – Top Cum & Super Soaker BREWMEISTERS – Last Train & helpers WEBMASTER –I’m Fucking Matt Damon HASH HISTORIAN – Alouette
LBH3 Snoozeletter
RUN # 1830 – OCTOBER 15, 2017 Mr Rats Ass decided to celebrate his birthday and hashing analversary on this trail. We don’t know the age of the old fart but he’s been hashing 25 years which is before Hokey Tokey was even born. It was a hot Sunday and with the absence of Last Train, Bi-Cunning stepped up and brought plenty of golden nectar for the pack. As we milled around plenty of returners started to show up and everyone thought Buster got a new blonde girlfriend but it was just Sir Lance a nut with Venus da Penis. Just after 10am and the hare still wasn’t away since no sign of Fruit of the loom to make sure we start right on time. Last year rat learned about poison oak and promised to keep the pack clear of it on trail this year. Rat gave his own chalk talk so he could explain a back check without calling it a back check. He also promised if you snared him or showed boobs you would get free beer and tacos at the on on. That must have got Poor Aim’s attention since he tried to send the pack off 5 minutes early he must be getting used to leaving with the walkers and didn’t want to miss out on his chance for free food and beer. Howdy do Me’s timer goes off and he blows his whistle to let everyone know pack away. We make our way through La Mirada park and run into the walkers looking confused at the first check that actually went back on itself onto a small path separating the homes. The hare did warn us about these tricky checks. We follow the path through a green belt park and come upon the first eagle turkey split which was a nice circle jerk to slow down the FRB’s. After some more streets and about 2 miles we finally see the BN markings and the FRB’s start racing for Take a number as she sets up cold drinks for everyone.
MR RAT’S ASS CELEBRATES HIS BIRTHDAY AND 25.69 YEARS OF HASHING.
Trail crossed Imperial highway and after another circle jerk eagle we made it to some horse trails and shiggy. While on the horse trails I heard an OC harriette was concerned about following the homeless guy to the impromptu beer check. They let her know it was ok he’s not homeless that’s just Pee Wee Huevos. While checking in the shiggy Cock Blocker got a whiff of the hare and flew through the tunnel giving chase to Mr Rats ass along with Poor Aim and Victoria’s Secretion until she snared him. While waiting Howdy and Semper Fido came in from another direction and got Rat as well only Hairy Palmer missed out on snaring. Punishment for snaring him he fucked the FRBs with his last check laying a very long false. We finally made it on in behind the Stater Bros where everyone was enjoying a cold one. Down Downs proceeded where we welcomed back the Sunday hashers and Hokey earned the Hashitt. Mr Rats Ass then invited everyone over to his place for beer and tacos. Mr Rats ass sure knows how to throw a great party and this should be remembered when voting for On On of the Year. VICTORIA’S SECRETIONS
WEAKLY RUN STATS RUN # 1830 Date: 10/15/2017 Hares: Mr. Rat’s Ass Scribe: Victoria’s Secretions Location: 13806 La Mirada Blvd, La Mirada Miles: 5.69 Attendance: 73 New Boots: Mystie Rapp Visitors: Festering Meat – Harrisburg Hershey H3 Returners: Brrr, Captain Hook, Cums in a Tube, Fond of Dudes, Free Samples, EO, Ginger Ninja, Hard in the Saddle, Finger in the Dyke, Little Dutch Boy, On What?, SID, Sum Dum Chick, Ungreatful Head, VFW, Wart Cleaver, Linda Webber (now Peg Leg Polly.) New Names: Linda Webber – Peg Leg Polly Patches: Ginger Ninja – 25 Hashit: Hokey Tokey for being mistaken for Lick Me’s boyfriend but not wanting to sex her On On: Rat’s House Run Notes: A2B, hot as balls, La Mirada Park, creek crossing with confusing check, on-on at Rat/Take a #’s place
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REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 418
Date: 10/25/1992 (25 years ago)
Place: Los Angeles Hares: HASH BUM, NUT N HONEY Miles: 5 Attendance: 39
It was a tiny group of dedicated hashers who met in Everett Park off of Sunset Blvd. HASH BUM had promised us a trail featuring other notorious Bums, like the Dodgers and the denizens of Skid Row. Scribe JOCK reported that the hares took off on time, and the pack followed 15 minutes later. (Of course, this was back in the day when the walkers didn’t leave early.) Trail led down Everett St, across Sunset Blvd. and up the first hill on Marion Street to where we got to view some gorgeous Victorian homes on Carroll St. Trail then wound around, but never into Echo Park. A couple of hare arrows were spotted which turned “Right on LaVeta” – a strange direction for which BUM would pay later. Those still on trail went down a hill, across Sunset again, up some steps, and toward Elysian Hills (big hills.) After skirting Dodger Stadium and running up and down a few more big hills, we were on-in back at the start. JOCK and RTD were declared the wieners, and drank for their victory. We had no new boots, but there were 4 visitors from Florida and l from England. Hashit nominations were spirited and PLATYPUSSY, MITEY BYTE and COP-U-LATER were guilty as charged, but the winner was TOY BOY for claiming “there’s more to life than hashing.” Just David was named in an open forum, as opposed to the naming committee, and after rejecting such gems as Officer Gerbil, Frosted Flake, and Holding His Own, the pack dubbed him PREMATURELY GAY. HASH BUM was called up for his hash crime of misdirecting the pack right on LaVeta instead of left. We then adjourned to the on-on at a Russian deli on 8th Street called Gorky’s.
HOZER REMEMBERED AT LBH3 TREE CEREMONY ON 10/15. THANK YOU FRUIT OF THE LOOM
WRITEUPS, MAPS, ANNOUNCEMENTS ETC. DUE BY WEDNESDAY AT 6 PM. Email to: [email protected] [email protected]
LBH3 - 2nd Anal Swalloween When: Sunday October 29, 10am-1pm Where: 701 S Glassell St, Orange, CA 92688 – Park near the baseball field Hares: I Don’t Swallow, Gag Order, Ignorant Fart and 2 mystery hares Last year’s Swalloween was met with some mishaps, but this year’s Swalloween promises none of that BS. There will be multiple beer checks, boob checks, and cock checks. Kid friendly, dog, cat and ferret friendly. Stroller friendly and Grandma friendly. Costumes are optional (no clowns please.) Bring $5.00 for the run, $5.00 for the On On and every hasher should have a whistle.
RECEDING HARELINE Run # 1832
Sunday Oct 29 – I Don’t Swallow – Swalloween
Run # 1833
Sunday Nov 5 – PeeWee Huevos and Kowpaddy
Run # 1834
Sunday Nov 12 – VFW Marine Corps Birthday Run
Run # 1835
Sunday Nov 19 – Jock & Yoko – Annual Turkey Run
Run # 1836
Sunday Nov 26 – OPEN – see Hokey or Victoria to sign up
Run # 1837
Sunday Dec 3 – KooKoo and Victoria
Run # 1838
Sunday Dec 10 - Bleeding Hash Hole 12 Beer Checks of Xmas
