11 03 1584
Snoozeletter
Hash Hotline:(562)888-0LBH(0524) So, there I was minding my own business, trying to get a pre-run beer and blamo, “Hey, honey you’re going to be the hash scribe!” Well, worse things have happened on shorter notice at a hash. This week the Long Beach Hash House Harriers venture outside of “the box” and come all the way to Huntington Beach. The start was located at the dead end of Atlanta near Brookhurst. This is a run start that has been used many times which have led to even more good times. Atlanta dead ends here because of the Santa Ana river and the neighboring Talbert nature preserve. Have no fear though, no nature was harmed in the running of this trail. No, no this would be a street run. The trail set off through the street of the neighboring community to a repurposed elementary school. It was here that the pack encountered the TurkleyEagle split.
November 10, 2013
The hare lies had warned of such an event and enticed the pack with the offering of an additional shot check on the Eagle trail. The shots turned out to be red or orange jell-o shots. The orange ones were quite strong. Unfortunately, many of the pack did not realize that they had taken the Eagle trail and the shots ran out. After a brief run on the dirt of Huntington Beach the trail returned to the Santa Ana river trail. From here we crossed a few bridges and then on to the shiggy. Once into the shiggy we headed up, up and away to the top of the plateau where we were greeted with the first of three beer checks. Trail was sparse from the beer check but, the pack found their way up to the old Sepulveda Adobe. Who knew we’d be getting a history lesson today? As the pack drew near to the park that holds the old adobe house, there was talk of this being the end. An A-Z trail? Had we been duped!?
www.lbh3.org
WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run #: 1584 Date: 11/4/2013 Miles: 5.3 Attendance: 74 Hares: I Chink So, Southern Discomfort & Gluten Free Granny Panties Place: HB Brookhurst & Atlanta New Boots: Joe Palamara Returners: Sothern Discomfort, Morning Cocktail, Pedafile, Absolute Whore, Got Milk-OC, Six Happy Feet, Omho, Choo Choo, Caboose, PooFlay, Taint Brush, Tonyahardon,
Sin D Bare and Perfect 10 Hashit: 50 Shades of Gay for - uh - nothing??? On-On: Tumbleweeds Brookhurst & Atlanta Ave Run Notes: A2A Best of Worst Trail reunion, somewhere between 4 to 6 beer checks that included Sweet Tea Vodka & Lemonade, Marguerites, Champaign, Chardonnay
wine, Jell-O shots and beer, over Santa Ana River and back and a few streets
No, it was just group of adolescent boys, and their mothers, for a birthday party. Funny how adolescent boys wear the same horrifically mismatched colors as a group of hashers. I’m sure the comparisons to the half-minds don’t stop there, but I will. The wonderful Costa Mesa park ranger was nice enough to escort us away from the beer check in the park even though we sang “Kumbayah”. I guess that park ranger didn’t get the memo that a group of people singing “Kumbayah” is the universal song of “go away, there’s nothing more to see here”. The trail continued down Adams and back into Huntington Beach where we were promptly greeted by another beer check. This beer check was shut down by the police as well. So, we journeyed on toward the end. This last stretch was long, straight, and boring. -GOT MILK?
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: [email protected]
RECEDING HARELINE Date Run # 11-17 1586
Hares Kowpaddy Kowboy
11-24
Jock
1587
Comments
Location Corona
Annual/Anal Turkey Tasting Run
12-01 1588
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-08 1589 12-15 1590
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare! Poor Aim
12-22 1591
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-29 1592 01-05 1593
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare! Alouette & Wild Bill
__________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mismanagement Contacts:
Grandmasters: “Mr. Rat's Ass” “Strawberry Short Dick”
(562)556-0282 (562)714-4450
Trailmaster:
“I’m F*g Matt Damon”
(562)228-5199
Hash Cash:
“Hi Speed Copulator”
(562)822-8400
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 200 Date: 11/12/1988 (25 years ago) Place: Las Vegas Hares: WILD BILL & ALOUETTE Miles: 5.5 Attendance: 84 LBH3’s 200th Run Weekend found us headed to Las Vegas aboard the Hasher Express bus. Scribe GLIDE’R IN reported that it took us 7 hours of non-stop drinking to turn mundane civilians into real hashing machines. By the time we arrived, we were ready to pop the cherry of Lost Wages and the burning desert. When we pulled in at 1:40AM Saturday morning, we were on a mission and most headed straight to the casinos. Later that same day, we had all checked in with MUTHER JUGS, PECKERWRECKER and TRIPLE NIPPLE, received our ID bracelets and desert survival hats, and were ready to hit the trail. The hares WILD BILL and ALOUETTE led us up the only hill in town and back down the other side. Then we headed into the dust bowl. We crossed a stream and observed TUF TITS NO SHIT doing the chicken dance with a real bird. SHORTCAKE got a silly grin on her face and began to sing “Who Killed Cock Robin.” Trail continued to a beer check where we were greeted by SHINER BOCK’s brother-in-law Mike. We cleared the dust from our throats and headed down a flood control channel, through private backyards and around barbwire fences. Hacking our way through fields of tumbleweeds, we stumbled into a park somewhere near the airport and next to a lake. There were numerous down-downs for our 8 new boots, 2 new names (SWINGIN’ DONG and NURSE ME), and a shitload of visitors from Boulder H3, San Diego, San Francisco, Houston, Waukesha, Chicago, Australia and New Zealand. RINGWORM from New Zealand got the hashit for being thrown out of MUTHER JUGS’ hotel room. Then it was on to the Mardi Gras Inn, site of the on-on. EJECT led us as we alouetted the cook, who was a great sport. LUBRICUNT and POCKET ROCKET were still missing somewhere out in the desert and ended up running 16 miles, but eventually they made it back alive. The immoralities continued into the wee hours and were then followed by a casino crawl. WON AWARD FOR BEST ON-ON OF 1988. ALSO IN NOVEMBER 1988 – 11/28/88 – The Inaugural Running of the PMS Hash. Congratulations on 25 years of Bitchin’ trails.
www.hash.org
Run #: 1586 Start:
Sunday November 17, 2013, 10:00am
Hares: Kowpaddy Kowboy
www.lbh3.org
Cost: $5.00
Green River Golf Club, 5215 Green River Road, Corona, CA 92880
Not stroller friendly but maybe dog friendly. Bring extra shoes and clothing because you might get your shoes wet. Directions: From Los Angeles/Orange County take the 91 Freeway East to Corona. Exit Green River Road. Left turn over bridge pass Jack in the Box on right and drive downhill to the Golf Course. Park on the street before the gates of the Golf Course. LFH.
Hash Hotline:(562)888-0LBH(0524) So, there I was minding my own business, trying to get a pre-run beer and blamo, “Hey, honey you’re going to be the hash scribe!” Well, worse things have happened on shorter notice at a hash. This week the Long Beach Hash House Harriers venture outside of “the box” and come all the way to Huntington Beach. The start was located at the dead end of Atlanta near Brookhurst. This is a run start that has been used many times which have led to even more good times. Atlanta dead ends here because of the Santa Ana river and the neighboring Talbert nature preserve. Have no fear though, no nature was harmed in the running of this trail. No, no this would be a street run. The trail set off through the street of the neighboring community to a repurposed elementary school. It was here that the pack encountered the TurkleyEagle split.
November 10, 2013
The hare lies had warned of such an event and enticed the pack with the offering of an additional shot check on the Eagle trail. The shots turned out to be red or orange jell-o shots. The orange ones were quite strong. Unfortunately, many of the pack did not realize that they had taken the Eagle trail and the shots ran out. After a brief run on the dirt of Huntington Beach the trail returned to the Santa Ana river trail. From here we crossed a few bridges and then on to the shiggy. Once into the shiggy we headed up, up and away to the top of the plateau where we were greeted with the first of three beer checks. Trail was sparse from the beer check but, the pack found their way up to the old Sepulveda Adobe. Who knew we’d be getting a history lesson today? As the pack drew near to the park that holds the old adobe house, there was talk of this being the end. An A-Z trail? Had we been duped!?
www.lbh3.org
WEAKLY SNOOZE STATS Run #: 1584 Date: 11/4/2013 Miles: 5.3 Attendance: 74 Hares: I Chink So, Southern Discomfort & Gluten Free Granny Panties Place: HB Brookhurst & Atlanta New Boots: Joe Palamara Returners: Sothern Discomfort, Morning Cocktail, Pedafile, Absolute Whore, Got Milk-OC, Six Happy Feet, Omho, Choo Choo, Caboose, PooFlay, Taint Brush, Tonyahardon,
Sin D Bare and Perfect 10 Hashit: 50 Shades of Gay for - uh - nothing??? On-On: Tumbleweeds Brookhurst & Atlanta Ave Run Notes: A2A Best of Worst Trail reunion, somewhere between 4 to 6 beer checks that included Sweet Tea Vodka & Lemonade, Marguerites, Champaign, Chardonnay
wine, Jell-O shots and beer, over Santa Ana River and back and a few streets
No, it was just group of adolescent boys, and their mothers, for a birthday party. Funny how adolescent boys wear the same horrifically mismatched colors as a group of hashers. I’m sure the comparisons to the half-minds don’t stop there, but I will. The wonderful Costa Mesa park ranger was nice enough to escort us away from the beer check in the park even though we sang “Kumbayah”. I guess that park ranger didn’t get the memo that a group of people singing “Kumbayah” is the universal song of “go away, there’s nothing more to see here”. The trail continued down Adams and back into Huntington Beach where we were promptly greeted by another beer check. This beer check was shut down by the police as well. So, we journeyed on toward the end. This last stretch was long, straight, and boring. -GOT MILK?
Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by Monday 9pm. Otherwise, IT WILL NOT BE IN THE SNOOZE Email to: [email protected]
RECEDING HARELINE Date Run # 11-17 1586
Hares Kowpaddy Kowboy
11-24
Jock
1587
Comments
Location Corona
Annual/Anal Turkey Tasting Run
12-01 1588
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-08 1589 12-15 1590
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare! Poor Aim
12-22 1591
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare!
12-29 1592 01-05 1593
OPEN! See I’m F*g Matt Damon to sign up as the Hare! Alouette & Wild Bill
__________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mismanagement Contacts:
Grandmasters: “Mr. Rat's Ass” “Strawberry Short Dick”
(562)556-0282 (562)714-4450
Trailmaster:
“I’m F*g Matt Damon”
(562)228-5199
Hash Cash:
“Hi Speed Copulator”
(562)822-8400
REHASH: THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run # 200 Date: 11/12/1988 (25 years ago) Place: Las Vegas Hares: WILD BILL & ALOUETTE Miles: 5.5 Attendance: 84 LBH3’s 200th Run Weekend found us headed to Las Vegas aboard the Hasher Express bus. Scribe GLIDE’R IN reported that it took us 7 hours of non-stop drinking to turn mundane civilians into real hashing machines. By the time we arrived, we were ready to pop the cherry of Lost Wages and the burning desert. When we pulled in at 1:40AM Saturday morning, we were on a mission and most headed straight to the casinos. Later that same day, we had all checked in with MUTHER JUGS, PECKERWRECKER and TRIPLE NIPPLE, received our ID bracelets and desert survival hats, and were ready to hit the trail. The hares WILD BILL and ALOUETTE led us up the only hill in town and back down the other side. Then we headed into the dust bowl. We crossed a stream and observed TUF TITS NO SHIT doing the chicken dance with a real bird. SHORTCAKE got a silly grin on her face and began to sing “Who Killed Cock Robin.” Trail continued to a beer check where we were greeted by SHINER BOCK’s brother-in-law Mike. We cleared the dust from our throats and headed down a flood control channel, through private backyards and around barbwire fences. Hacking our way through fields of tumbleweeds, we stumbled into a park somewhere near the airport and next to a lake. There were numerous down-downs for our 8 new boots, 2 new names (SWINGIN’ DONG and NURSE ME), and a shitload of visitors from Boulder H3, San Diego, San Francisco, Houston, Waukesha, Chicago, Australia and New Zealand. RINGWORM from New Zealand got the hashit for being thrown out of MUTHER JUGS’ hotel room. Then it was on to the Mardi Gras Inn, site of the on-on. EJECT led us as we alouetted the cook, who was a great sport. LUBRICUNT and POCKET ROCKET were still missing somewhere out in the desert and ended up running 16 miles, but eventually they made it back alive. The immoralities continued into the wee hours and were then followed by a casino crawl. WON AWARD FOR BEST ON-ON OF 1988. ALSO IN NOVEMBER 1988 – 11/28/88 – The Inaugural Running of the PMS Hash. Congratulations on 25 years of Bitchin’ trails.
www.hash.org
Run #: 1586 Start:
Sunday November 17, 2013, 10:00am
Hares: Kowpaddy Kowboy
www.lbh3.org
Cost: $5.00
Green River Golf Club, 5215 Green River Road, Corona, CA 92880
Not stroller friendly but maybe dog friendly. Bring extra shoes and clothing because you might get your shoes wet. Directions: From Los Angeles/Orange County take the 91 Freeway East to Corona. Exit Green River Road. Left turn over bridge pass Jack in the Box on right and drive downhill to the Golf Course. Park on the street before the gates of the Golf Course. LFH.
