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Hash Hotline: (562) HASHITT
July 17, 2008
A short but dramatic account of some of the events of July 10, 2008 – Darkest Norwalk. 6:00pm – I arrive at the run start too early (there’s no beer yet). Hashers are milling around with their empty cups like a school of hungry fish. Not that fish typically carry cups, but you get the idea, right? Notably un-fish- like is Always Juicy, who, as usual has provisioned herself with mini bottles of ‘vino callapso’. I check in with hash-cash pro-tem Wild Bill and Alouette (who is living in a box with her laptop on account of the bright sunlight) “cardboard box? ”, “Yes”, “Luxury. ” 6:05pm – In a wonderful stroke of irony Pack My Chute and Brown Thumb arrive with 200 more cups which they deliver to Hi-Speed for haberdashery. She immediately begins trying to sell them, but cups without beer are a tough sell at the best of times. Getting rid of these things would have been marketing on the scale of London selling Arizona the ‘other’ London Bridge. 6:10 – Head and Shoulders, Corn Hole Hussie and The BEER arrive! Hashing begins! Bands of Cherubs with trumpets play fanfares o’er the assembled throng. Superscar wanders among us trying to give away warm PBR. Nobody knows why.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
6:20pm – Fungus arrives carrying a spreadsheet printout which the IRS would be proud of. It’s his punch-card tracking matrix and differential re-order calculator. Does it have to be this hard? I remember the good old days when people walked up and had a hole punched in a card. 6:30pm – Hares away! 6:30:02 – Big Pete takes an early lead as the posse of walkers takes off around the corner in hot pursuit. I guess hares might as well give up on any ideas of early trail trickery. 6:45pm. – Pack off! We clambered around the back of the super-market, along the drainage channel and out onto the street to the first check, which was quickly broken to the left, toward the rail road tracks.
6:50pm – we arrive at the bridge and see flour on the tracks, which is where my involvement in trail ends. As I lowered myself down from the wall, I also lowered my arm onto razor wire. The puncture, although small, was deep and has now (Monday) evolved into a 6- inch long by 3- inch wide bruise with lovely colors. (if navy blue and yellow are your kind of colors)
7:00pm– back at the start, Always Juicy produces a first aid kit and Nurse Baby Crack Whore looks on as we experiment with the contents. Meanwhile the pack are (I imagine) running around a lot and checking, and finding falses and the like. After a couple of medicinal beverages Take a # arrived back from her haring duties, and attempted to draw a map from the run start to the on- in, some 250yds away. She is, let’s say, clearly unrelated to the Thomas Brothers. [according to the pictures on the web site there was indeed much climbing over and under fences, and even a little of what looked like shiggy - I’m sure it was great!] 7:45pm - In circle we discovered that Take a # had acquired a (new) gash on her leg, Jock was presented with a kilt/apron for his upcumming BBQ duties and Spread Em & Venus spent a long time searching each other for a patch that Lance-a-Nut was holding in his hand all the while – which was good for all of us, I’m sure. Oh, and if you missed the shadow-titties projected up on the wall, well, you missed ‘em. Better luck next time. OnOn Pinky
Got Beer Scout Skills?
Don’t forget to sign up for the Tehachapi Camp Out! Check out the flyer at hash.org, or pick one Up from Alouette at the hash!
It was bound To happenI always said That Lance Spends way Too much Time with Bust’er
Date 7-31 8-1 8-2 8-3 8-7 8-14
Run# 1288 1289 1300 1290 1291 1292
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City OPEN-Camp out pre-lube!! Sign up with Poor Aim! Dickereator FRI Tehapchapi run Sin D Bare & Poor Aim SAT Tehapchapi run Numb Nuts SUN Tehachapi Hangover Run Jock, Pack My Chute Junk Yard Run Poor Aim, Alouette Lingerie Run
Weakly Snooze Stats
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run: 729 Date: 7/23/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Torrance Hares: HASH GASH, BROOMHILDA, KOUNTER KLIT, KOUNTER KID, EARL SCHEIB Miles: 4 Attendance: 80 For several years during the mid-to-late 90’s, BROOMHILDA, HASH GASH and friends put on a summertime Poker Run Hash. 1998’s trail began at Columbia Regional Park in Torrance. When hashers arrived, WET FURRY THING handed them one card. The objective was to collect 4 more while on trail. When the pack was off, they ran through the park, over a railroad embankment, through a shopping center and soon they arrived at another park where HASH GASH handed them a second card. Then it was on through some neighborhoods to a yet another park where KOUNTER KLIT and her son handed out a third card and Lynchburg Lemonade! The pack ran up and down some hills and stopped in front of a school where BROOMHILDA gave them a 4th card. Once the pack ran across a field and through another shopping center, they reached the on-in and found cold beer, munchies, and the 5th and final card to complete their poker hand. Prizes were awarded to the those with the winning poker hands – like “someone holding a 7, a 2, and a 9” (for run # 729! No full houses or royal flushes here! You can’t cheat if you don’t know what the hares mean by “winning hand”.) POKEY won a 12-pack. DOUBLE ENTRY got the hashit for advertising free tent rides for harriettes at an upcoming campout. FINGER IN THE DYKE ran up and jumped him and yelled, “I’m converted. I’m cured.” The on-on was at Espago’s Pizza. _________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
Run Date: 7/10/2008 Run #: 1285 Hares: Poor Aim & Take a # Place: Norwalk, Stater Bros pkg lot Orr & Day Miles: 5.8 New Boots:Amanda Breedlove, Patrick de Guzman, Scott Wilson Returners:Twat Weiler, Daniel Rezzuti, Afterbirth, Victoria Secretions, Great Salt Lick,Ernesto Cortez, Pee Wee Huevos, Salt Lick, Tail Gate Hooker, Sum Dum Chick Visitors: Famous Anus New Names: Patches: Venus=69, Spread Em=100, Corn Hole=369, Mr Rat=569 Hare Patches: ON ON: Big's Pizza Run Notes: Down the riverbed, stream crossing, lots of off road. A to A Prime. On In at parking lot of vacant mattress company Attendance: 82 Hashit: Fungus for being the cause of all the fires in California .
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Long Beach H3 Thursday, July 24 2008, 6:30 PM Hares: Dickoreater and Passing Wind Cost: $4.00
Run: 1287 Location: Santa Fe Springs
Directions: Exit 605 at Telegraph and head east. Turn right on Orr & Day Road. Turn left into Bank of America on left side. Park behind B of A. It's flat, it's boring, but it is close and that leaves more time for beer.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
July 17, 2008
A short but dramatic account of some of the events of July 10, 2008 – Darkest Norwalk. 6:00pm – I arrive at the run start too early (there’s no beer yet). Hashers are milling around with their empty cups like a school of hungry fish. Not that fish typically carry cups, but you get the idea, right? Notably un-fish- like is Always Juicy, who, as usual has provisioned herself with mini bottles of ‘vino callapso’. I check in with hash-cash pro-tem Wild Bill and Alouette (who is living in a box with her laptop on account of the bright sunlight) “cardboard box? ”, “Yes”, “Luxury. ” 6:05pm – In a wonderful stroke of irony Pack My Chute and Brown Thumb arrive with 200 more cups which they deliver to Hi-Speed for haberdashery. She immediately begins trying to sell them, but cups without beer are a tough sell at the best of times. Getting rid of these things would have been marketing on the scale of London selling Arizona the ‘other’ London Bridge. 6:10 – Head and Shoulders, Corn Hole Hussie and The BEER arrive! Hashing begins! Bands of Cherubs with trumpets play fanfares o’er the assembled throng. Superscar wanders among us trying to give away warm PBR. Nobody knows why.
Hash Website: www.lbh3.org
6:20pm – Fungus arrives carrying a spreadsheet printout which the IRS would be proud of. It’s his punch-card tracking matrix and differential re-order calculator. Does it have to be this hard? I remember the good old days when people walked up and had a hole punched in a card. 6:30pm – Hares away! 6:30:02 – Big Pete takes an early lead as the posse of walkers takes off around the corner in hot pursuit. I guess hares might as well give up on any ideas of early trail trickery. 6:45pm. – Pack off! We clambered around the back of the super-market, along the drainage channel and out onto the street to the first check, which was quickly broken to the left, toward the rail road tracks.
6:50pm – we arrive at the bridge and see flour on the tracks, which is where my involvement in trail ends. As I lowered myself down from the wall, I also lowered my arm onto razor wire. The puncture, although small, was deep and has now (Monday) evolved into a 6- inch long by 3- inch wide bruise with lovely colors. (if navy blue and yellow are your kind of colors)
7:00pm– back at the start, Always Juicy produces a first aid kit and Nurse Baby Crack Whore looks on as we experiment with the contents. Meanwhile the pack are (I imagine) running around a lot and checking, and finding falses and the like. After a couple of medicinal beverages Take a # arrived back from her haring duties, and attempted to draw a map from the run start to the on- in, some 250yds away. She is, let’s say, clearly unrelated to the Thomas Brothers. [according to the pictures on the web site there was indeed much climbing over and under fences, and even a little of what looked like shiggy - I’m sure it was great!] 7:45pm - In circle we discovered that Take a # had acquired a (new) gash on her leg, Jock was presented with a kilt/apron for his upcumming BBQ duties and Spread Em & Venus spent a long time searching each other for a patch that Lance-a-Nut was holding in his hand all the while – which was good for all of us, I’m sure. Oh, and if you missed the shadow-titties projected up on the wall, well, you missed ‘em. Better luck next time. OnOn Pinky
Got Beer Scout Skills?
Don’t forget to sign up for the Tehachapi Camp Out! Check out the flyer at hash.org, or pick one Up from Alouette at the hash!
It was bound To happenI always said That Lance Spends way Too much Time with Bust’er
Date 7-31 8-1 8-2 8-3 8-7 8-14
Run# 1288 1289 1300 1290 1291 1292
Receding Hareline Hares Comments City OPEN-Camp out pre-lube!! Sign up with Poor Aim! Dickereator FRI Tehapchapi run Sin D Bare & Poor Aim SAT Tehapchapi run Numb Nuts SUN Tehachapi Hangover Run Jock, Pack My Chute Junk Yard Run Poor Aim, Alouette Lingerie Run
Weakly Snooze Stats
THIS DATE IN HASH HISTORY Run: 729 Date: 7/23/1998 (10 years ago) Place: Torrance Hares: HASH GASH, BROOMHILDA, KOUNTER KLIT, KOUNTER KID, EARL SCHEIB Miles: 4 Attendance: 80 For several years during the mid-to-late 90’s, BROOMHILDA, HASH GASH and friends put on a summertime Poker Run Hash. 1998’s trail began at Columbia Regional Park in Torrance. When hashers arrived, WET FURRY THING handed them one card. The objective was to collect 4 more while on trail. When the pack was off, they ran through the park, over a railroad embankment, through a shopping center and soon they arrived at another park where HASH GASH handed them a second card. Then it was on through some neighborhoods to a yet another park where KOUNTER KLIT and her son handed out a third card and Lynchburg Lemonade! The pack ran up and down some hills and stopped in front of a school where BROOMHILDA gave them a 4th card. Once the pack ran across a field and through another shopping center, they reached the on-in and found cold beer, munchies, and the 5th and final card to complete their poker hand. Prizes were awarded to the those with the winning poker hands – like “someone holding a 7, a 2, and a 9” (for run # 729! No full houses or royal flushes here! You can’t cheat if you don’t know what the hares mean by “winning hand”.) POKEY won a 12-pack. DOUBLE ENTRY got the hashit for advertising free tent rides for harriettes at an upcoming campout. FINGER IN THE DYKE ran up and jumped him and yelled, “I’m converted. I’m cured.” The on-on was at Espago’s Pizza. _________________________________ Gossip, Write-ups, Pictures, Hash Directions,and other Blasphemy MUST BE RECEIVED by MONDAY 5pm. Otherwise, it will not appear in the Snooze! Either email to: [email protected] OR snail mail to: Bernice “Special Head” Banares 3051 Ostrom Ave LB 90808
Run Date: 7/10/2008 Run #: 1285 Hares: Poor Aim & Take a # Place: Norwalk, Stater Bros pkg lot Orr & Day Miles: 5.8 New Boots:Amanda Breedlove, Patrick de Guzman, Scott Wilson Returners:Twat Weiler, Daniel Rezzuti, Afterbirth, Victoria Secretions, Great Salt Lick,Ernesto Cortez, Pee Wee Huevos, Salt Lick, Tail Gate Hooker, Sum Dum Chick Visitors: Famous Anus New Names: Patches: Venus=69, Spread Em=100, Corn Hole=369, Mr Rat=569 Hare Patches: ON ON: Big's Pizza Run Notes: Down the riverbed, stream crossing, lots of off road. A to A Prime. On In at parking lot of vacant mattress company Attendance: 82 Hashit: Fungus for being the cause of all the fires in California .
Mismanagement Committee 2008
Grandmasters: “Sin D Bare” (310)544-5223 Kurt “JC Superscar” Markham (310)675-5992 Hash Cash: John “He’s So Sweet:” Kotlarski (562) 420-1221 Don “Fungusamungus” Markowitz (310)378-6453 On Sec: Susanne “Broomhilda” Gilmore (562) 423-6149 Bernice “Special Head” Banares (562) 522-8774 [email protected] On Disk: Neva “Alouette” Higgins (714) 526-7823 Brewmeisters: Steve “Head & Shoulders” Cantril (562) 420-2830 Bill “Last Train” Nord (714)SLIMEUP Munchmeisters: Kim “Always Juicy” Critchlow (949)858-9386 Carmen “Baby Crack” Fernandez (310)549-9406 Trailmaster: Dick “Poor Aim” Ames (714)734-6979 Hash Pusher: Laura “Hi Speed Copulator” Gaber (562)902-2443 Songmeister: Debbie “Corn Hole Hussie” Cantril (562) 427-1513 Hash Flash: Jaime “Buster Hymen” Ybarra (310) 872-6638 Jessica “Snatch of the Day” Alexander (562)761-8289 Webmeister: “homoSAXual” – [email protected] Webmeister : Snooze: [email protected]
Long Beach H3 Thursday, July 24 2008, 6:30 PM Hares: Dickoreater and Passing Wind Cost: $4.00
Run: 1287 Location: Santa Fe Springs
Directions: Exit 605 at Telegraph and head east. Turn right on Orr & Day Road. Turn left into Bank of America on left side. Park behind B of A. It's flat, it's boring, but it is close and that leaves more time for beer.
Alouette Neva Higgins 707 Nancy Lane Fullerton, CA 92831
